tcsced
01-07-2010, 12:07 AM
Well, I got a call back for a second interview. I'll be spending all of Monday in a business suit and dress shoes.:rolleyes: But hey, maybe I'll get a good paying job, huh? Ya never know!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_SaturdayNightLive20018.jpg
Ellen: "Hey, does anyone know where my watch is? I knew there was one somewhere around here earlier!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_VanityFair10-077.jpg
Ellen: "This may look like my sexy pose, but it's actually my polite pose. I had garlic bread for lunch and I don't want to subject anyone to it. Where is my Spin Brush?!?!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly67-08161.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaItaly67-08161.jpg)
Portia: "You take it."
Ellen: "No, you take it!"
Portia: "No, you take it baby!"
Ellen: "Let's give it to Craig."
Portia: "Ok, but can he throw a coin in a fountain?"
Ellen: "Last time I checked most people had that ability...you just let it go and aim for the fountain."
Portia: "The last time he aimed for something, he was bowling and aiming for the center pin, and what happened?"
Ellen: "Well, he shouldn't have gotten a ball with such small holes...but it was fun watching him fly down the lane with the ball!!"
Portia: "He got a strike too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazine9-1-085.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazine9-1-085.jpg)
Ellen: "Those are beautiful drapes...can we keep them?"
Portia: "No, they're rented."
Ellen: "But I'm on Idol now...I've got a second job! Can we keep them? Please baby?"
Portia: "Fine, but you're in charge of cleaning them!!"
Ellen: "You know what, we don't really need any new drapes that bad after all."
Portia: "Uh huh, that's what I thought."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_SaturdayNightLive20018.jpg
Ellen: "Hey, does anyone know where my watch is? I knew there was one somewhere around here earlier!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_VanityFair10-077.jpg
Ellen: "This may look like my sexy pose, but it's actually my polite pose. I had garlic bread for lunch and I don't want to subject anyone to it. Where is my Spin Brush?!?!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly67-08161.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaItaly67-08161.jpg)
Portia: "You take it."
Ellen: "No, you take it!"
Portia: "No, you take it baby!"
Ellen: "Let's give it to Craig."
Portia: "Ok, but can he throw a coin in a fountain?"
Ellen: "Last time I checked most people had that ability...you just let it go and aim for the fountain."
Portia: "The last time he aimed for something, he was bowling and aiming for the center pin, and what happened?"
Ellen: "Well, he shouldn't have gotten a ball with such small holes...but it was fun watching him fly down the lane with the ball!!"
Portia: "He got a strike too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazine9-1-085.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazine9-1-085.jpg)
Ellen: "Those are beautiful drapes...can we keep them?"
Portia: "No, they're rented."
Ellen: "But I'm on Idol now...I've got a second job! Can we keep them? Please baby?"
Portia: "Fine, but you're in charge of cleaning them!!"
Ellen: "You know what, we don't really need any new drapes that bad after all."
Portia: "Uh huh, that's what I thought."