l word quotes

[spikydykezoe]

ok anybody know any quotes from the l word show season 1 or 2 doesnt matter which would love to hear them and they can be from any of the cast not just shane even tho we all love her

[Diverse_Lindsey]

I haven't watched it in a while... :-(

Well, this is from Lisa the lesbian, "I'm her lesbian lover!" :-D

and Dana, "Who invited the straight people?!" :lol:

[spikydykezoe]

dana- Crispay

[HoJoFan]

after Alice's mother (Lenore) kisses Shane - Alice tells Shane "I'm really sorry you got Lenored"

[spikydykezoe]

Shane: I don't do relationships.

[Diverse_Lindsey]

I can't think of any!

[spikydykezoe]

Tina [joking with Bette about a last-name combo, Portard, for their child]: Hey, Poor Tard, how's your two moms, ya big gay-mo?

[JetGrrl]

and Dana, "Who invited the straight people?!" :lol:
geeky straight people ;)
"now i have to hang off Harrison all night like some big fat hetero!"


Alice: "For your information, Dana, I'm looking for the same qualities in a man as I am in a woman."
Dana (with hand gestures, to Tina): "Big tits"


Alice: "Why is my mother such a slutty, slutty, chicken-chasing pervert?!?"


Tina: "Dana's really getting down with her bad self."
Bette: "Yeah well her bad self is gonna feel really bad in the morning."


Dana: "Just because you're riding a big fat weenie doesn't mean there's something wrong with the way the rest of us do it."

[JetGrrl]

dana- Crispay
I love that bit, she looks all proud of herself for coming up with something new, and the other two give her this look like 'you must be joking.. no way' - I'm gonna record that onto my phone and have it as my message alert

[a_true_dory]

Shane - Alice shut up! I should be the one singing! your mother kissed me, alright!!

[JetGrrl]

Slim Daddy: Where your girlfriends at now?
Bette: We don't normally travel in packs.

[spikydykezoe]

shane-i like u but i like a lot of people

[Marie-Pier]

((SO SORRY FOR SPELLING MISTAKES!))
Shane to Lisa on the phone : Hey, you gotta stop being such a lesbian... No its not cute, and you are going to chaste the girls away i promise!

Alice to a cute girl in the police card : Hey good looking!

When Alice, Jenny, Shane, Dana, Tina are singing in the van : Closer i am to fiiiiiiiiiinnnd.... yeahh..... cloooooOOOOooser i am.. (...)

And one of my best friend's favorite, when Dana annonces she is going to get married at M.Peddles's funeral, shane goes : Shit!

[MyEverything54]

awesome quotes guys! i ove them all, i have a few f ym own but they rnt from the l word spiky has already given my favorites from there...

[Diverse_Lindsey]

Dana: "Just because you're riding a big fat weenie doesn't mean there's something wrong with the way the rest of us do it."

That's HILARIOUS!!!! I haven't watched the L word in a couple months, but I should get back to it! :)

[dancer15]

shane- thats so sweet....... and so lesbian (stares at sky)

shane- (goes something like this) tina doesn't need a fuckin lawyer, she needs....a lap dance

[spikydykezoe]

Shane: Hey. Hey, guys. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. / Alice: Ugh. Do you have to make that joke every time we play this game?

[haokan]

shane- thats so sweet....... and so lesbian (stares at sky)


hahaha the expression on her face was so hilarious when she said that!!

[Diverse_Lindsey]

I should really start watching the L-word again. When does the second season come out on DVD? I have the first season, that's all I've seen and when I go to bed at night it stares at me from the shelf screaming.... "WATCH ME!" 8O

[Marie-Pier]

Tim : Does eating count?
Marina : While you were there ,you saw how much it counts...

[JetGrrl]

Ivan: Do you know what you want?
Kit: No, not in the big picture sense that you mean.
Ivan: So how do you know I can't give it to you?

[dancer15]

i love the time when the planet cafe is closed and shane doesn't know what to do at the new coffee shop and she's like clueless...

guy at counter- would you like flavoring in that?
shane- flavoring? what the fuck is he talking about with the flavoring in my coffee?

ahh i worship shane

[JetGrrl]

Shane is so cool.. she says a lot more with her expressions and actions than words could ever say..

I LOVE when they are at the resturant and she picks up on the vibe from Alice and Dana, and nearly chokes on her noodles... its not a quote, but that look, like 'do my eyes deceive me????'
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Course her talent at observation was there from the start, with the "you totally just got laid didn't you" comment.
She's a total sweetheart

[comedylover]

Shane: "Sexuality is fluid. Whether youre gay, youre straight, youre bisexual. You just go with the flow."

and the first episode of season 2 when shane and alice are at the planet and shane spots tonya and says, "oh shit." and when she says to alice, "oh quit bein such a lez!" just the way she says it.. i dunno lol.

[dancer15]

oh i remember that restaurant part! lol the noodles were like hanging out of her mouth when she looked at the two girls. shane eats a lot a like a dude, but cuter. she has like a sixth sense for targeting sexual tension

[JetGrrl]

she has like a sixth sense for targeting sexual tension
As Alice said, "You're a freak, Shane, ya know that?"

... though Shane doesn't know it all.. she didn't get vibes from Lara, and she didn't think there was anything going on between Marina and Jenny.. it was Alice who caught that one! And Bette, come to think of it..

[JetGrrl]

Actually that brings me to Alice...
(not word for word, but close)
Al: "Shane! I have to tell you something that I'm not really supposed to-"
Shane: "Fight the urge."
Al: "What? I can't!"
Shane: "Try."
Al: (whining) "But it's hard!" *pout*
Shane: "I know, but try."