let's Play a Game...

[KareBear84]

So here's the game. We are going to write a story about a day with Ellen. Each person will write a line or two, and then the next person will contiune on with the story.
So if your down then feel free to contribute. And since it was my idea I will start :D

A Day With Ellen.

I guess my day started out like any other day, wake up, eat, go to work, eat, come home...same old shit. But on my way home I decided to stop at a bar for a drink, and thats when I saw Ellen Degeneres taking a shot of Vodka across the bar from me....

[ellen_baby_89]

you go over and sit down beside ellen and say I'll have whatever shes having. Ellen turns and looks at you and asks Did you have a bad day today and you say.....

[weeboats]

"it was pretty typical but this drink is looooong overdue.... its been a rough year thus far. i guess i'm just looking for a break" 'you come here often?' i asked as she.....

[cdgirl7]

and Ellen replies, "yes, i come here everday after I tape my show, I just need some time for myself..........how often do you come here?"

[weeboats]

no... first time in this joint, i said as i watched her lean over the bar to grab a book of matches to light the cigarett she had already placed between her lips. 'i thought you quit smoking' i asked... she looked at me with a sly smile and said.........

[DoryIsMySquishy]

and i say "nope this is my first time here......but i sure am glad that i came here because.........

[cdgirl7]

"i had quit for awhile but i got a nicotine craving, so i had to have one......." what brings you here?

[lostioz]

…I was on my way home and saw this bar, so I decided to have a drink I replied. Then somebody ticked on my shoulder, I turned around, and saw...

[cdgirl7]

PORTIA,...."hey! are you hitting on my woman! she said......." no i was just.......

[lostioz]

...asking for an autograph. Then the waitress came and...

[cdgirl7]

and we all 3 had supper.....i asked portia and ellen what they wanted...

[ellen_baby_89]

ellen said well I wouldnt mind a salad and some baby back ribs if you don't mind and an ice cold beer. portia says....

[cdgirl7]

"bring on the beer, and lets party.........!! ellen says.....

[weeboats]

and i was about to say that i really shouldn't.... but what the hell was i thinking... one of my wildest dreams was about to play out.... so i called over the waitress and ordered a round of bud light.... and round of shots...... portia decided our shots would be.......

[cdgirl7]

......vodka!!....."how may shots do you think it will take until ellen is dancing in the tables..."says Porita.

[weeboats]

i laughed.... just the thought of that about had me rolling on the floor... 'i don't know, lets see' i said. ellen laughed a bit to... and then she said the most peculiar thing......

[cdgirl7]

lets see how many shots it takes to get portia dancing on the table, ellen said. how many has portia already had?

[weeboats]

well hell lets all just dance on the table then.... they both laughed and we ordered another round..... as all three of us downed out fourth shot... portia spoke up about some party she had heard about..... ellen looked at her watch and then at me.... 'we've got to make an appearence, would you like to tag along?'
i'd never been more excited.... i said hell yea................

[DoryIsMySquishy]

..........so we showed up at this party and we were already slightly tipsy and it wasen't long untill we were all completely trashed and that's when ellen said "want to go find a room and.........

[weeboats]

talk for a while... you seem to be someone i'd like to get to know a little better..... i thought about it for a minute.... a bit worried about what portia might think, but it all seemed inocent so i agreed and off we went......

[DoryIsMySquishy]

........and so we were talking and things started to progress she put her arm around me and we layed down then we.............

[weeboats]

and thats when the door opened and who else would be standing there but.... yep portia.... she looked..... well drunk really but she was getting angrier with each second that passed... 'what the hell is going on here?' she yelled.... ellen jumped up and............

[mamacan]

started singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall.....loudly...so loudly we got kicked out of the room and had to go back and find Portia, who said......

[DoryIsMySquishy]

said 'portia we're just talking and i just.....

[weeboats]

i don't exactly recall what was said.. but i fiured i should leave them alone so i wandered back out to the party... which was really beginning to rock... i turned the corner and ran smack dab into .........

[DoryIsMySquishy]

.....Betty DeGeneres!!! who was drunk as hell wondering where ellen was and i said that she was.........

[weeboats]

in the third bedroom on the right just down the hall... and she went on her way stumbling, bouncing from side to side off the walls... i am pretty sure she went in the wrong room but i wasn't about to chase after her.... so i decided my buzz was wearing off so i went to get a drink.... as i reached for a cup my hand bumped into another who was also reaching for a cup......

[lostioz]

...of tea. I needed some tea, because of my blood pressure, so I looked at the person and couldn't believe it, it was....

[scotty1]

Portia reples 'Just one, vodka never agrees with her, she alway does funny things like'......

[ElFan]

handstands on the tables. I apologised to Portia and then she invited me back to the room where Ellen still was....

[lostioz]

...drinking her bottle of vodka.
On your way back to the room, we saw Betty lying on the floor....

[weeboats]

it was really amusing to see betty lying there on the floor.... guess she doesn't hold her liquor too well...
portia opened to the door and ellen was...............

[lostioz]

...disappeared. Only the empty vodka bottle was standing on the table, next to the bottle....

[weeboats]

were her shoes.... i thought that was a little strange but portia said that ellen takes off her shoes all the time.... she really hates to have them on.... 'wonder where she went?' i said as we........

[lostioz]

...heard a horrible scream outside the window. We looked out of it and saw Ellen sitting on a .....

[weeboats]

tree branch just out the window..... she had lost her footing *no wonder as much as she'd had to drink* and landed on her ass..... by the time we got to the window she was giggleing.... 'what are you doing?' portia asked. 'i was

[lostioz]

...still standing next to the door, as I heard another scream outside the room. I turned around and saw Betty still lying on the floor, next to her a broken bottle and I also saw...

[weeboats]

the tip of her pointer finger on her right hand was sort of dangling.... i don't deal well with blood so i told ellen she might wanna come over and take a look...... 'wow thats gross' ellen said....

[mamacan]

...then she stood looking down at Betty and just shook her head and said...."oh momma!!"........

[weeboats]

i turned to ellen.... who i was starting to think had taken something other than that vodka... and said 'we need to get her to a hospital' portia looked up and said...................

[ellen_baby_89]

said no shes fine, we just need to go out and party some more....

[weeboats]

well i'm down for that.... but we should at least call he a ambulance or something.... don't want her to bleed to death...
ellen called the ambulance, and then called her driver... we waited for the ambulance and sent betty on her way and shortly after the limo came to pick us up. we headed for.............

[ellen_baby_89]

we headed for the beach, where we went skinny dipping in the water and after a few minutes got out becuase it was to cold. ellen sais wat should we do now....

[weeboats]

by then it was around three... and i was starting to get hungry... so i suggested we find somewhere to eat.... they must have been thinking the same thing because almost immediatley portia spoke up .............

[ellen_baby_89]

portia spoke up and said yeah come to think of it i'm hungry too.. ellen sais can we get some more vodka there, portia says......

[weeboats]

you really do drink to much sometimes.... and i could see an argument brewing so i spoke up and said.... hey we can hit up denny's there's one up here about three blocks. they both looked at me with content and agreed... 'then we can..............

[ellen_baby_89]

then we can sober up with a hearty meal....afterwards we should get a room somewhere cause our houses are to far to get to at this time ....I said we should get atleast a few hours sleep before we go.....

[weeboats]

up to the mountains.... somewhere during the night it had been decided we take a trip up to big bear.... and rent a cabin or something.... enjoy the winter weather....
i suggested the nice sheraton that was about three blocks from where we were. they were both ok with that. when we got there ellen and portia checked in under the names..........

[ellen_baby_89]

under the names brittany and ashley rogers as they didnt want people to find out they were there... at the time we didnt have very much money with us so we had to get one room with 2 beds.... ellen and portia were still awake when i went to sleep..... when i woke up a few hours later i find.....

[cdgirl7]

ellen and portia are gone and has left me!!!!!!!!! i should try to contact them.....

[ellen_baby_89]

first of all i run down to the check out counter to see if the person new weere they went... he said that they had to leave to go home and do something and they didnt want to wake you up. i asked him if he new were they lived and he said....

[cdgirl7]

yeah i know where they live...i can drop you off right after my shift if you like.....so i agree'd to let him take me there.

[weeboats]

here they left you a note.... he handed me the note that read.... we didn't see the need to wake we had to run home and get some things for the weekend trip.... meet us at noon....... at........

[lostioz]

...the library called "Buy the Book". I took my stuff and left the Hotel...but then I....

[ellen_baby_89]

i realized that i didnt no where that store was... so i went back in to the man at the desk to ask him if he new were that was... he said yeah its just......

[lostioz]

...right behind the kindergarten next street. Now I knew, where to go, but then I realized that I've lost my little blue....

[ellen_baby_89]

little blue hat... i go back and look in my room but did not find it... i asked the desk man if he saw it and he says ummm i think i saw one of your friends with it when they left... i say ok and leave.... i start walking to the store when...

[lostioz]

...I saw Ellen and Justin Timberlake sitting in a café. I stood next to the window and saw how Justin gave her .....

[ellen_baby_89]

gave her a really pretty bouqet of flowers... i could tell ellen really like them becuase next i saw her get up and give him a kiss on the lips.... i turned my head for a second when i saw portia walking really fast toward the cafe.... when she got close enough she....

[lostioz]

...seemed very angry to me. She didn't notice me and went into the cafe. I saw Ellen and Portia arguing, after a while Portia took the glass of water which was standing on the table and...

[DoryIsMySquishy]

.....drank it but unfortunately for her she drunk it too fast and...

[LateLastNight217]

And she threw up all over justin! after that justin was so angry he stormed out and ran straight into me! getting up he said.......

[Humanafterall]

Why, why, why are you just standing there? Don't cry me a river, go get me a towel.

So i grab his hand and we both go into the womens bathroom because by now we both have vomit all over us. So who cares if Justin goes into the womans bathroom the teens certainely didn't mind when they gave him a group hug.

"Ewwwwwweeee their was vomit on JT's shirt" a fan said
"I'll never wash my shirt again" said the last girl that huged him.

I say that was weird, let's clean you up. Here's a towel.

Just then we both heard the "bong" of the series 'Lost" and glass shattering.

I run out of the door into fog. Then...

[Krahzie4Ellen90210]

PRINCE showed up cuz u no prince he always has to have jaw dropping entrances and so this time he picked fog machine and sound effects then once the smoke cleared prince said..................

[ellen_baby_89]

said is this the man who keeps being spotted with the most talented ellen degeneres....

[Humanafterall]

monkey trainer. My name is Catalina and if you ever need a monkey trainer...here's my card. Prince looks down and reads...

[ellen_baby_89]

looks down and reads "call 1 800-GET-A-LIFE... i washed myself off and walked out of the bathroom leaving justin and the crew in there. i walked out of the cafe and found ellen and portia still fighting... i piped in and said ellen was only having lunch with a fan.. nothing to get upset over.... portia turned to me and said yeah your right i'm sorry ellen and i think we should get going or its going to be to late for our trip...

[Krahzie4Ellen90210]

oooo romantic hawian get away well i must be going i have to feed my dog his name is haviaire haha i thought it was cute at the time but boy is it a mouthfull u two love birds have fun now
*leaves cafe and remembers justin is still there but as shes going back runs into portia as her and ellen are walking out and says OO DONT FORGET TO SEND ME A POSTCARD*
goes back to justin in the womens room and finds him to be bombarded by women and screams HEY GLORIA ESTAFAN IS SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS IN THE LOBBY and all the women plow out of that bathroom like wild bulls and justin says your my hero she replies by saying so hows cameren " oh well its not going well he says
i think we should go to lunch and talk about it
so she and justin go to lunch and .................
oh by the way we need to give "her" a name somebody think of one

[Humanafterall]

to Big Bear. So we all jump in the SVU. and to Big Bear. I think to myself, "God I hope Big Bear is a lake shore resort with snow covering the trees and mountains in the distance".

Ellen says "Big Bear is about 100 miles away"

Portia "But don't worry when Ellen drives it usually takes an hour to get there"

we all laugh.

About 1/2 hour and 60 miles into trip we see on the side of the road.....

[ellen_baby_89]

we see a blackbear and portias says stop i wanna go see the bear, its so cute... i said umm id be careful if i were you portia those are dangerous... i think we should take a pic and keep on going don't you think ellen...

[Humanafterall]

I think after the snuggle bear recreation on the 'show' I should keep driving".

"That bear is freakin' nuts, he he is all he could say. Damn white bear with black beaty eyes. Thank God, we now have a vicious guard dog.
Did you see I actually ran and sat on an audiance members lap" He was about as scared as I was...

We all say "What the Hell was that...."

[weeboats]

a tree branch had fallen on the hood of the car.... i guess we were really lucky that it didn't continue through the windshield. this trip was starting to give me the feeling of complete failure.... so i was beginning to worry what else might go wrong once we got there... but we continued on. we arrived at the resort around.......

[Humanafterall]

the bend in about 20 minutes. Damn Ellen or her guests who were/are friends weren't kidding she is a fast driver.

I run out of the car to bathroom to change my pants. That branch litterally scared the shit out of me.

When I get into a bathroom I discovered that in my total excitement of actually going on vacation with Elle and Portia I forgot to pack. Not even a toothbrush. Of course I discover this after I took my pants and underwear off.

Damn my luck. I quickly reach for a

[ellen_baby_89]

telephone... i was surprised to see a telephone in the bathroom though.... i picked it up and dialed a friend... on the other end of the line i hear hello...ashley is that you.. yeah its me she replied.. ash im out at black bear with some friends and i forgot to bring anything and its our trip, i was just to caught up in everything i didnt pack... ashley would you be able to grab some clothes and stuff for me and come out here... ashley says.....

[lostioz]

…I’m sorry, but I have visitors, I can’t help you. I hang off and thought about what to do now. Then I remembered….

[Humanafterall]

I can crotchet. So I go over to the two sinks in bathroom and find what looks like a pin (it was just sticking out of the piping--it couldn't have been that important). So I unscrew the pins from under the sinks and run into a stall.

Thank GOD there's plenty of toilet paper two rolls. So I do a "toilet paper claw" and painstankly start my work.

Then I hear Portia say "I don't know, I think she just ran in here"

Ellen says "Are you are right"

They open my stall door and see.....

[ellen_baby_89]

me on the toilet trying to crotchet something with toilet paper.... what are you doing asked ellen.... ummm im trying to crotchet somthing for me to wear becuase in all the excitment i did not bring anything with me.... portia says aww dont do that i have some things you can use and so does ellen... thank you i said... we walked out of the stall and.....

[Humanafterall]

I breathe a sigh of releif and "hidden" joy.

Someone throws me their pants (I don't know who, I was thinking of something else, breifly).

I quickly "refocus" and put on the pants. When there on I realize they're like 6 inches to long.

I then help Ellen and Portia unpack. There had to have been at least 10....

[ellen_baby_89]

10 suitcases... wow is that all just for our trip i said.... umm yeah well we like to pack alot of things in case something happened portia said and in this case we had brought more than enough stuff so you can use the extra stuff we have ellen added... thank you so much i never knew how much fun i was going to have before i met you... you guys are amazing people .... ellen says well we are only being ourselves right portia...

[Humanafterall]

Yup.

After I help unpack the ten suitcases.

The puppy (wolf) wakes up and suddenly starts running around. It runs toward the dock. I run after it. While I'm running I think to myself "man, that is the cutest thing it looks like a.....

[lostioz]

....ball of wool. But then I found out, how cruel a ball of wool can be. The dog bit me into my left toe, so that I....

[lndg]

.....ended up accidently kicking it off the dock and into the water. Hopping on my bloodied left foot and in pants that were way to big I thought do I jump right in or do i....

[ellen_baby_89]

neal on the side of the dock and try and reach wolf... i think i should jump in but before i should take my nice clean pants off first so they dont get wet or dirty... when i jumped in i only had my underwear and a white top on and i had noticed that the water was very cold.. i thought to myself i should have felt the water first before getting in... by that time i saw wolf swimming around having the time of his life.... i noticed ellen walking toward the dock and as soon as she touched the wood she ran and jumped into the water too fully clothed.... ellen came up and said wow this water is pritty cold dont you think. yeah it is but im getting used of it now... ellen started splashing around and was throwing water on me, so i decided to sink below the water and i realized ellen had to and she had a hold of me... i opened my eyes and saw ellen staring right back at me and she was like an inch from my face.... she gave me a smile and then.....

[weeboats]

tapped me on the shoulder as if to say 'tag your it' and then swam away quickly..... i of course folllowed... but who can hold their breath for that long.... apparently ellen can because when i surfaced she was no where to be seen

[ellen_baby_89]

so i ducked back under and saw ellen holding the pole that is used to hold up the dock... i saw her go up and take a breath and come back down... so i swam over to her and she was smiling at me again as if she was trying to flirt with me under the water.... i had just remembered that i was swimming in a white top and underwear... i looked down and saw that my top was see threw.... i thought to myself maybe thats why she was smiling.... i came closer to her so that i could grab a hold of the pole to.... every once in a while one of us would go up for air then come back down... but now ellen is staring me right in the eyes kinda like we were having a moment... and then she leaned over and kissed me.... what do i do....

[weeboats]

even though i was enjoying the kiss.... and i was pretty sure that portia wasn't going to catch us down there under the water.... i still had her in the back of my mind so i pulled away and just sort of looked at ellen... i had that 'you have no idea how bad i wanna be doing this but i just can't' look on my face..... so we both surfaced.... as soon as we got our breath before she could say anything i said we need to talk about this.............

[ellen_baby_89]

whats there to talk about ellen says.... umm well you just kissed me and you are seeing portia... yeah well i no but i seem to have an attraction to you, i dont no why but ever since i put my arm around you on that bed i wanted so badly to kiss you.. well i said i did like the kiss and i would love to do it again but what about portia...

[Humanafterall]

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Even in a fictional story, I can't "break" up a relationship. No way!!!" You and Portia belong with each other. That's just the way it is...

What do I have to offer you, that Portia can't?

As I get out of the water, Ellen says....

[ellen_baby_89]

come back i need to talk to you.... i thought to myself i shouldnt but i did, i went back to the water and we talked... ellens says that she really loves portia and everything but she doesnt feel a real connection the way she and I do.... but but i dont wanna be the cause of the break up you guys were good before i came... i have to screw everything up again... ellens says no you havent screwed anything up ive been feeling this way before you came into the picture but i just didnt know when the right time was to say something, but now i have a reason. I'm in love with you..i said.. I..I dont no what to say, what will portia say when she hears that you wanna break up...

[Humanafterall]

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Even in a fictional story, I can't "break" up a relationship. No way!!!" You and Portia belong with each other. That's just the way it is...

What do I have to offer you, that Portia can't?

As I get out of the water, Ellen says....

[ellen_baby_89]

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Even in a fictional story, I can't "break" up a relationship. No way!!!" You and Portia belong with each other. That's just the way it is...

What do I have to offer you, that Portia can't?

As I get out of the water, Ellen says....


umm that was already said and it doesnt really make sense with what i just wrote. can we just keep the story going please..

[lndg]

....you know you were right. Who's the bigger dog, me or wolf....what on earth was I thinking, come on inside, do you want some fresh clothes?

[ellen_baby_89]

yeah that would be great thanks, as i was walking i was thinking how amazing that kiss was even though it was under water.... we go inside the cabin and i follow ellen into the bedroom where....

[lndg]

She greets Portia with a huge kiss and hug, and says, our guest may need some fresh clothes. Nuthin like a quick dip in the lake....whats for dinner? Ellen glances at me as the bedroom door slowly closes in front of me. Standing in front of the door I thought....

[ellen_baby_89]

wow this has been a very interesting trip so far.... i can't take my mind off that kiss... i hope portia doesnt find out about it... i walked to the bedroom where i was going to sleep so that i could change into clean clothes.... after i was finished changing i just lay on my bed thinking to myself what would have happened with ellen if she really dumped portia for me..as soon as i pulled myself together someone had knocked on the door and i said come in.... I saw the door knob turn and slightly open and it was portia... thoughts started to fill my head because i thought ellen had told her about the kiss but portia only says we are having pizza for supper what would you like on it...