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DoryIsMySquishy
03-22-2006, 06:03 PM
ok well heres a new game type thingy for us to play......we post the little joke thingysabout chuck norris here (lol pretty simple) i'll start


chuck norris walked downtown with a massive erection. there were no survivors.

~elisa
tedsmaniac
03-22-2006, 10:53 PM
chuck norris came to get his hair cut today , he came back an hour later to see if it was ready. is that funny or just mean ?????
marie (i kill myself sometime)
greatness
03-23-2006, 01:41 AM
do you guy's even like chuck norris. he is the greatest actor in the world, he is my favorit actor. so do not play some dum game about him. got it
Ellenfreak
03-23-2006, 07:00 AM
LOL :P Some one is sensitive..
BiggestEllenFan
03-23-2006, 10:43 AM
yeah, a little to sensetive bout her Chuck :P


~Steph
greatness
03-23-2006, 01:26 PM
i a'm not sensetive ok people.
lostioz
03-23-2006, 01:34 PM
You are not sensetive, I know that, maybe you are a bit sensitive :wink:
Then just choose another name, how about:

Ellen came to get her hair cut today , she came back an hour later to see if it was ready :cool:
greatness
03-23-2006, 01:47 PM
not a bit sensetive people. i don't care what name you guy's use for this game, but do not use chuck norris or the undertaker.
DoryIsMySquishy
03-23-2006, 02:31 PM
well i just found about 2000 of those joke type thingys and the're not supposed to be mean jokes the're just thingys about how tough he is

i'm sorry if i offended you but you are being a bit sensitive about this

~elisa

p.s. it doesn't work if you use someone elses name considering this game was invented (not by me but someone somewhere else) specifically for chuck norris
jackiesgirl
03-23-2006, 07:50 PM
well i just found about 2000 of those joke type thingys
yeah, I've seen them all over lj. I think they're hilarious. BTW, where are all of them? Like a link, or something?
JetGrrl
03-23-2006, 08:07 PM
not a bit sensetive people. i don't care what name you guy's use for this game, but do not use chuck norris or the undertaker.
Got that people? No one mention uck-chay orris-nay!!

Anyone else want to add any names that can't be used for these jokes? I'll start. David Duchovny. No one can use his name for these jokes, coz I say so.


:P
amidreaming
03-23-2006, 10:03 PM
You can forget about Peter Pan as well! :evil:
JetGrrl
03-23-2006, 11:01 PM
Any Michael Jackson fans? Speak now or forever hold your peace.. oh and I think George Bush has been ruled out already.
amidreaming
03-23-2006, 11:07 PM
Well ruling on the fact that Michael Jackson THINKS hes Peter Pan, i think they kinda go hand and hand aye?
JetGrrl
03-23-2006, 11:13 PM
That's what made me think of him, yes ;)
PaulaInLove
03-24-2006, 07:41 AM
Dangit, Bush would've been perfect (no offense Tri, simply bc he's well known and a redneck!). How about my favorite gang: Luke and Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Will Ferell and Vince Vaughn. They're like the who's who of serious and melodramic movies, so no jokes about those gifted guys.
BiggestEllenFan
03-24-2006, 01:55 PM
wow you guys, lmao.
this is some funny shit, i must say.



~Steph :lol: :P