The "I'm so bored" test

[lostioz]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

Yes
No
Does dirt count?

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

Yes
No
I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

Yes
No
Yes, rocky is the coolest piece of sediment around

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

Yes
No
umm... what kind of amusement counts?

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

A book
Toenail clippers
Saw
Paper clips

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the fuck of it?

Yes....some paper. It was cool
Yes, my cat. I didnt think cats could run so fast
No, I'm not a psychopath
Yes, my ex's car


7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

Yes... and there seems to be a lot of nothing to do time
No. I have a dog and peanut butter, remember?
yes. but only if theres absolutely nothing to do
No, i'm never that bored

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yes, pot can make you very profound
No, my stash aint that good
No and you're crazy
Yea... my cable broke

9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

Yes, hasnt everyone?
No, I dont have that kind of time
I dont chat
Yea, I once convienced this chick to join me "cult"

10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

Yes
No
Ummm... i think so?
Go f*ck yourself

[lostioz]

Toaster test

1. Think of a word. Any word. It is…

I like chicken!
mmmm… chocolate…
I can’t think under this pressure!
TOASTER!

2. Your Toaster is…

Who needs a Toaster when you have chocolate?
Broken. I need a new one.
My best friend…
I ate squid once…

3. Toasters take over the whole world. Except for China. You say…

I thought I told you guys to take China too! When the Super Toast Pro. Comes out, you guys are in trouble!

I like Chinese! I like Chinese! They only come up to your knees!
I hope there’s chocolate in China…
Book a one-way ticket to China. Geez, it’s so obvious.

4. When you feel depressed, you…

Eat chocolate. Lots of chocolate…
Magic markers are cool…
Talk to Toasty the Toaster. It always makes me feel better…
Talk to your psychologist. That’s why she’s there.

5. Do you like Toaster ovens?

Um…. Okay…
No! they don’t come with chocolate.
NEVER! They may have the word ‘Toaster’ in it, but really it’s just an oven, and evil oven to cook bread in to make Toast. Why would you use an oven when you can use a Toaster?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star…

6. Are you in love?

Yes, and my girlfriend/Boyfriend's name is... hey wait a second, are you trying to steal him/her away from me?
Yes. With my Toaster.
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and frown? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow...
Yes. With Chocolate.

7. What is your goal in life?

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
To eat lots of chocolate.
To take over the world with my army of Toasters.
You're trying to steal him/her aren't you? Aren't you? huh? huh?

8. Do you like little fishes?

I like crayons!
I much prefer Chocolate
You are! You're trying to steal him/her! Put them up buddy! Put them up! I can take you on! That's what you get for stealing my girl/guy!
I much prefer Toasters

9. Did you enjoy this test?

Yes, it's always thrilling to meet someone else who loves Toasters as much as I do..
No, because you're trying to steal my girlfriend/boyfriend! *cries*
I'd rather be eating chocolate.
I have webbed feet!

10. What is your religion?

I worship Toasters.
Can can can you do the can can can you do the can can can you do the can...
I worship Chocolate.
Why should I tell you? You're trying to steal away my boyfriend/girlfriend!

[Loopy_loo]

Toaster test

1. TOASTER!
2.I ate squid once…
3. Why the **** they leave out china?
4. Eat chocolate. Lots of chocolate…
5. NEVER! They may have the word ‘Toaster’ in it, but really it’s just an oven, and evil oven to cook bread in to make Toast. Why would you use an oven when you can use a Toaster?
6.Yes. With my Toaster.
7.To take over the world with my army of Toasters.
8.I like crayons!
9.I have webbed feet!
10. None of the above

:crazy:

[heelspeentje]

Toaster Test

1. I can’t think under this pressure!
2. My best friend…
3. I thought I told you guys to take China too! When the Super Toast Pro. comes out, you guys are in trouble!
4. Magic markers are cool…
5. Twinkle, twinkle, little star…
6. Yes. With Chocolate.
7. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
8. I much prefer Chocolate
9. I have webbed feet!
10. I worship Chocolate.

[roxyrocks]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

- No

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

- I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

-Yes

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

-Yes

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

A book
Toenail clippers
Saw
Paper clips


6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?

Yes....some paper. It was cool
Yes, my cat. I didnt think cats could run so fast
No, I'm not a psychopath
Yes, my ex's car


7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

Yes... and there seems to be a lot of nothing to do time
No. I have a dog and peanut butter, remember?
yes. but only if theres absolutely nothing to do
No, i'm never that bored


8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yes, pot can make you very profound
No, my stash aint that good
No and you're crazy
Yea... my cable broke


9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

Yes, hasnt everyone?
No, I dont have that kind of time
I dont chat
Yea, I once convienced this chick to join me "cult"


10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

Yes
No
Ummm... i think so?
Go f*ck yourself

[rayoflight76]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)
No

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?
I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?
Yes

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?
Yes

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?
Paper clips

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?
Yes....some paper. It was cool

7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?
Yes... and there seems to be a lot of nothing to do time

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?
Yes, pot can make you very profound


9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?
Yes, hasnt everyone?


10. And lastly, are you taking this test?
Go f*ck yourself--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Toaster test

1. Think of a word. Any word. It is…
I cant think under this pressure

2. Your Toaster is…
I ate squid once…

3. Toasters take over the whole world. Except for China. You say…
I like Chinese! I like Chinese! They only come up to your knees!


4. When you feel depressed, you…
eat chocoloate, lots of chocolate

5. Do you like Toaster ovens?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star…

6. Are you in love?
Yes. With Chocolate.

7. What is your goal in life?
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la


8. Do you like little fishes?
I like crayons!


9. Did you enjoy this test?
I'd rather be eating chocolate.

10. What is your religion?
Can can can you do the can can can you do the can can can you do the can...

[JetGrrl]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

No

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

Yes

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

Yes

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

A book

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?

Yes....some paper. It was cool

7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

Yes... and there seems to be a lot of nothing to do time

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yea... my cable broke

9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

Yes, hasnt everyone?

10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

No

[GuLbErK]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

No

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

No

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

No

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

Paper clips

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?

No, I'm not a psychopath

7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

No, i'm never that bored

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yes, pot can make you very profound

9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

I dont chat

10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

Yes

[stephy379]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

No


2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

Yes

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

No

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

Paper clips

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?

Yes....some paper. It was cool


7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

No, i'm never that bored

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yes, pot can make you very profound

9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

Yes, hasnt everyone?

10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

Ummm... i think so?

[KP18]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

Yes
No
Does dirt count?

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

Yes
No
I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

Yes
No
Yes, rocky is the coolest piece of sediment around

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

Yes
No
umm... what kind of amusement counts?

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

A book
Toenail clippers
Saw
Paper clips

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?

Yes....some paper. It was cool
Yes, my cat. I didnt think cats could run so fast
No, I'm not a psychopath
Yes, my ex's car


7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

Yes... and there seems to be a lot of nothing to do time
No. I have a dog and peanut butter, remember?
yes. but only if theres absolutely nothing to do
No, i'm never that bored

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yes, pot can make you very profound
No, my stash aint that good
No and you're crazy
Yea... my cable broke

9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

Yes, hasnt everyone?
No, I dont have that kind of time
I dont chat
Yea, I once convienced this chick to join me "cult"

10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

Yes
No
Ummm... i think so?
Go f*ck yourself

[KP18]

Toaster test

1. Think of a word. Any word. It is…

I like chicken!
mmmm… chocolate…
I can’t think under this pressure!
TOASTER!

2. Your Toaster is…

Who needs a Toaster when you have chocolate?
Broken. I need a new one.
My best friend…
I ate squid once…

3. Toasters take over the whole world. Except for China. You say…

I thought I told you guys to take China too! When the Super Toast Pro. Comes out, you guys are in trouble!

I like Chinese! I like Chinese! They only come up to your knees!
I hope there’s chocolate in China…
Book a one-way ticket to China. Geez, it’s so obvious.

4. When you feel depressed, you…

Eat chocolate. Lots of chocolate…
Magic markers are cool…
Talk to Toasty the Toaster. It always makes me feel better…
Talk to your psychologist. That’s why she’s there.

5. Do you like Toaster ovens?

Um…. Okay…
No! they don’t come with chocolate.
NEVER! They may have the word ‘Toaster’ in it, but really it’s just an oven, and evil oven to cook bread in to make Toast. Why would you use an oven when you can use a Toaster?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star…

6. Are you in love?

Yes, and my girlfriend/Boyfriend's name is... hey wait a second, are you trying to steal him/her away from me?
Yes. With my Toaster.
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and frown? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow...
Yes. With Chocolate.

7. What is your goal in life?

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
To eat lots of chocolate.
To take over the world with my army of Toasters.
You're trying to steal him/her aren't you? Aren't you? huh? huh?

8. Do you like little fishes?

I like crayons!
I much prefer Chocolate
You are! You're trying to steal him/her! Put them up buddy! Put them up! I can take you on! That's what you get for stealing my girl/guy!
I much prefer Toasters

9. Did you enjoy this test?

Yes, it's always thrilling to meet someone else who loves Toasters as much as I do..
No, because you're trying to steal my girlfriend/boyfriend! *cries*
I'd rather be eating chocolate.
I have webbed feet!

10. What is your religion?

I worship Toasters.
Can can can you do the can can can you do the can can can you do the can...
I worship Chocolate.
Why should I tell you? You're trying to steal away my boyfriend/girlfriend!

[misskitty]

hi,

1, at this moment are you currently in some kind of lickable substance?
nope

2, Are you alone and covered in said substance?

nope

3, Do you have a pet of some kind?

yes i have 4 cats

4, Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

No i have not

Of the following,which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

a book

6, have you ever lit anything on fire just for *** of it?

no i have not

7, Do you play with your self when there is nothing else to do?

nope

8, Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "wow,this world is such a huge place and i am so small"?

yea i have i think that is interesting to do

9, have you ever entered a chatroom under a fake name just so you mess with people?

yes i have

10, And lastly,are you taking this test?

yes i am

[nycgirl215]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

No

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

No

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

No

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

A book

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?

Yes....some paper. It was cool

7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

No, i'm never that bored

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yea... my cable broke

9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

Yes, hasnt everyone?

10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

Ummm... i think so?

[charly]

1. At this moment, are you currently covered in some kind of lickable substance? (i.e chocolate, honey, flavored lube..)

No

2. Are you alone and covered in said substance?

I'm not covered in anything

3. Do you have a pet of somekind?

No

4. Have you ever dressed your pet up for amusement?

No

5. Of the following, which offers you more entertainment while stuck in a room with nothing to do?

A book

6. Have you ever lit anything on fire just for the *** of it?

Yes....some paper. It was cool

7. Do you play with yourself when theres nothing else to do?

No, i'm never that bored

8. Have you ever just stared into space and suddenly thought "Wow, this world is such a huge place and I am so small, gosh"?

Yea... my cable broke

9. Have you ever entered a chat room under a fake name just so you could mess with people?

Yes, hasnt erveryone?

10. And lastly, are you taking this test?

Ummm... i think so ?