Portia is da BOMB

[backdoorcrusader]

HEY YALL IN ELLEN WORLD! Sup PLAYAS! HEy i just wanna give a shout out to my homegirl Portia! She is the bomb yo. She is the best thing to ever happen to ELLEN! YEAH she is HOTT! Some of you may not appreciate this...like menu1121! BECAUSE she HEARTS ellen and NOT portia. BUt we have a right to express our opinion. Can i get a woop woop for the P to the O to the R to the T to the I to the A. HOLLA BACK! peace out playas!

[menu1121]

Wow so backdoorcrusader is my roommate and she felt like being an ass with that last post. She doesnt like Portia... just tired of hearing me complain about her.

[backdoorcrusader]

No way! Ok, I am a huge fan of the show Arrested Development, starring my babe Portia de Rossi. Plus I plan on viewing her new film, which is dropping in theaters near ya'll soon. Don't be a douche menu1121-you don't even know my devotion, bi-hotch!

[zsuzsu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zsuzsu/normal_ellen_portia_1.jpg

[backdoorcrusader]

You can't come up with anything better than that fool. pff and you call yourself an ELLEN fan. Whatev.

[zsuzsu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zsuzsu/Portiabiguglyhair.jpg

Yeah I can come up with something better than that... there ya go! And well, I am an Ellen fan, but I'm not a fan of her girlfriend ;)

GO EAGLES!!!

Well said! Im loving Ellen til the end but Portia is NEVER going to be on my lovin list. Great Picture!

[ellendance]

Gee she's classy one isn't she?

Classy as a monkey a$$.

[MyEverything54]

wait im really confused.. so menu and backdoor whatever r room mates?

[menu1121]

backdoor is my roommate... she was tired of me complaining about portia so she went on the forum and thought she would say her thoughts... was just trying to get me mad... dont expect to see her on here again!

[zsuzsu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zsuzsu/PortiaandAnne.jpg

Do me a favor... show your roommate this photo....

Now thats one (well excuse me, TWO) crazy chicks... :huh:

I love annes hat in this photo! Ya know I always thought Ellen was a smart lady... but what the HELL is she doing with women who dresses like Anne and Portia?

Once again! I love the photo!

Act 1 - Scene 1
Portia, Oh Portia, is this a ring I see before me,
a veritable band of glitter upon mine hand?
Yes dear. Just got it out of the cornflakes pack... err
Tiffanys. I'll trade you the ring for a house in the
Beverley Hills hills (is there an echo around here?)

Act 1 - Scene 2
Portia, Oh Portia, is this a Porsche I see before me?
Yup. So I'll do you a car AND a ring for the house.
A car and a ring. A ring and a car. That's my last offer.

Act 1 - Scene 3
Portia, Oh Portia, wherefore art thou?
I'm at the real estate office. Now will you shut up and
send over the cheque?

[Honey05]

Could be that real ? I hope Portia be really in love with ellen and not with her popularity or money :?

Im lovin it bettyboop! I dont think I could have said it any more poetically than that! That hit the nail right on the head.

[TWOGETHER2]

your right, Portia is hot...........Alex was pretty too, but in her own way......Portia is striking!! Go Ellen... :evil:

[wotuka]

I'm loving your poetry bettyboop. There is no way Portia is more beautiful than Alex. Alex has natural beauty. Every feature on her face is perfect. She has the most beautiful smile and teeth. Check out some old publicity pics of her at www.corbis.com

Alex is WAY more gorgeous then Portia could ever dream to be. I'm not saying Portia is ugly... but I am saying she doesn't even compare with Alex.

[zsuzsu]

I couldn't trust PORTIA as far as I can throw her. Of course, I wouldn't want to touch her, so perhaps, kicking her?

What's really shady is that she switched to Ellens talent agent. Hmmm... I wonder why?????

Portia belongs with this lady... they make a cute couple... hopefully that beehive on Anne's head won't come alive and kill the press...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zsuzsu/PortiaandAnne.jpg


By the way, Alex is WAY HOTTER than Portia and Anne put together... *shudders* Portia and Anne put together??? Oh my, I just got light headed....

GO EAGLES!!!

[trixibelle]

Ya know, I've been kinda ambivalent about the whole Ellen-Portia thing. Ellen's a grown women blah blah etc etc. And I have no feelings one way or another for Portia. I'm sure she's lovely in real life. And to be honest Alex looked kinda nice and lovely in the pics I've seen, but nothing special.

But I just had a look at the Corbis pics on the link that wotuka posted. Alex. 8O WOW! She's gorgeous!! How did I not notice this before?? And now I understand when you lot keep going on about how lovely they were together as a couple. I hope Ellen doesn't regret getting rid of someone who is clearly very lovely AND very gorgeous.

Yup, Alex is a hottie!

http://www.geocities.com/lafirefighters/ep04/tfdb062.jpg

[EllenRules]

Alex is WAY more gorgeous then Portia could ever dream to be. I'm not saying Portia is ugly... but I am saying she doesn't even compare with Alex.

Portia looks like a HOOCH Alex is 100% better looking then Portia.

Well said ellenrules! She is a HOOCH!!

[wotuka]

Portia and Anne BELONG together. Wouldn't that be really really funny if E & P's relationship doesn't work out and Portia goes over to Anne and she dumps Baffoon? They are already good friends. So that's a start. Apparently Anne sent P a Xmas card with a photo of her family and Ellen tore it all up. Isn't that mean of her??? Seriously that girl needs to grow up. I would be furious if that was done to me. Just because you are not friends with someone doesn't mean your partner has to cut off all ties too!!