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chinook
10-09-2007, 09:04 AM
today on the show ellen admitted to having an affair...her name is Real Estate. She also mentioned the billboard that said "life is short have an affair". Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. She said because some "scardycats" are against her get married so she couldn't have an affair. It was funny, then she mentioned that a person could have an affair in an airport bathroom. gotta love ellen, am i right ladies?
jupiterpro
10-09-2007, 09:16 AM
Whatttt!!!!:confused:
jlilest
10-09-2007, 09:19 AM
I was wondering what those pictures were that we saw on the web cam.

The show just started here. :D
chinook
10-09-2007, 09:22 AM
:)I was wondering what those pictures were that we saw on the web cam.

The show just started here. :D
It comes on early here on satellite, so i watch it early and have breakfast every morning with ellen:)
xmaryx
10-09-2007, 09:29 AM
Whatttt!!!!:confused:

i think chinook means that ellen said that as she cant legally get married, its would be difficult for her to have an affair but she does anyway with her love of real estate. well thats what i think she meant
chinook
10-09-2007, 09:32 AM
i think chinook means that ellen said that as she cant legally get married, its would be difficult for her to have an affair but she does anyway with her love of real estate. well thats what i think she meant
ya thats what i meant...ellen saod she cant deny it and had to tell everyone that real estate was her mistresses name becaue she loves it so much:)
HeavensAngel332
10-09-2007, 10:41 AM
Intresting, cant wait to see it now!:D
LisaJr
10-09-2007, 06:38 PM
"location, location, location"

That was quite funny.
freudscigar
10-09-2007, 07:18 PM
today on the show ellen admitted to having an affair...her name is Real Estate. She also mentioned the billboard that said "life is short have an affair". Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. She said because some "scardycats" are against her get married so she couldn't have an affair. It was funny, then she mentioned that a person could have an affair in an airport bathroom. gotta love ellen, am i right ladies?

I LOVE the "new" Ellen - I'm so glad she's working political topics into her monologue and speaking from a personal place - as well as an observational one. I think it's great.
Go Ellen.
hugefan_777
10-09-2007, 07:44 PM
I LOVE the "new" Ellen - I'm so glad she's working political topics into her monologue and speaking from a personal place - as well as an observational one. I think it's great.
Go Ellen.

i sooo agree :)
HeavensAngel332
10-09-2007, 10:02 PM
I LOVE the "new" Ellen - I'm so glad she's working political topics into her monologue and speaking from a personal place - as well as an observational one. I think it's great.
Go Ellen.

I'm right there with ya, the more 'daring' Ellen rocks!

Ellen: "They sometimes mistake my name and say Ellen Dangerous"

:D That was cute!
Humanafterall
10-09-2007, 10:05 PM
[quote=LisaJr;126283]"location, location, location"

AMEN SISTA :p
PuppyLover
10-19-2007, 02:56 PM
Our sweet Ellen had a mistress????
I'm shocked! :eek:
Kristen101
10-19-2007, 02:58 PM
Our sweet Ellen had a mistress????
I'm shocked! :eek:

.....ellen was joking.....

:p
PuppyLover
10-19-2007, 03:00 PM
Oh, please don't scare me like that.
I was almost ready to take down my Ellen Shine in my home that I built out of paper mache and balsa wood. It's quite lovely and I could not bear to look at it anymore if our sweet Ellen was a cheater.