AnastasiaBeavrhausen
11-02-2007, 07:29 PM
Top Ten Signs Your Dog Hates You
10. You tell him to "sit" and he tells you to "eat it"
9. Only time he kisses you is after he drinks from the toilet
8. His favorite chew toy is your iPhone
7. Leaves a dead bird in your slipper with note reading "You're next"
6. Convinces Leona Helmsley's dog to evict you from your apartment
5. You dragged him all the way to New York City to perform some dumb trick on the Late Show
4. He gnawed a soup bone into a shiv
3. No number 3 -- writer shot by his dog (joke on Writers Guild Strike)
2. Leaves you to go live with Michael Vick
1. He paid Bob Barker $100 to neuter you
10. You tell him to "sit" and he tells you to "eat it"
9. Only time he kisses you is after he drinks from the toilet
8. His favorite chew toy is your iPhone
7. Leaves a dead bird in your slipper with note reading "You're next"
6. Convinces Leona Helmsley's dog to evict you from your apartment
5. You dragged him all the way to New York City to perform some dumb trick on the Late Show
4. He gnawed a soup bone into a shiv
3. No number 3 -- writer shot by his dog (joke on Writers Guild Strike)
2. Leaves you to go live with Michael Vick
1. He paid Bob Barker $100 to neuter you