tcsced
08-11-2008, 12:58 AM
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Ellen: "Hmmm, I only see Corbis's name on the wall once. I didn't know they were one of the sponsors or whatever!! I wonder what they're giving away...I hope it's a free membership to view their images without watermarks!! If there's nothing else I hate, it's when the words go right across the middle of Fabio's face when I'm trying to find pictures of him!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_BackInjuryTEDS5-071.jpg
Ellen: "Oh, I sooooo feel like doing a cartwheel right now!! Y'all let me loose!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_NY1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY1.jpg)
Ellen: "No one wants to sit with me. I really am fun, I promise!! Anyone? I'll give you my Coke...WITH the lemon!!"
Sorry this is so blurry. She looks so funny and lonely sitting there by herself...awww!!! I would sit with her!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Oscarpromo072.jpg
Ellen: "Sir, this is not a real movie ticket. But since you look like you could snap me in half, I'll let you go through!! Just remember to cheer when you see my AMEX commercial in between the previews!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PCAs1-10-063.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PCAs1-10-063.jpg)
Ellen: "You know, I remember taking a photo similar to this before. But it involved one less chair and one more award in my right hand instead of a stool. Needless to say, I didn't get stuck! Can someone help me get out? And can I have that blue hanger to hang my jacket on in the limo on the way home?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_blog_ellen_degeneres_portia_de_ross.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/blog_ellen_degeneres_portia_de_ross.jpg)
Portia: "Yummmm, that pizza that guy is carrying out of Little Caesars looks good!"
Ellen: "How can you see it? It's in a box!!"
Portia: "You know how pizza, even though it's in a box, can still make your mouth water?"
Ellen: "No. You must see something in that, that I don't!!"
Portia: "It's delicious!!"
Ellen: "And all this time I thought it was the cheese!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-067.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-067.jpg)
Ellen: "Don't try to hide behind me, you know that was funny!!"
Portia: "Yes, but honey, we don't want to laugh at George Clooney, that's not right!"
Ellen: "It is when he gets hit in the head with one of Heidi Klum's German balls!!"
Portia: "You're right, it is funny!! What the hell...HA HA!!"
Ellen: "And he didn't get hurt, so it's all good!!"
Portia: "That's the spirit!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0519.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0519.jpg)
Ellen: "Where's the cop who gave me this ticket? I didn't do anything wrong!!"
Portia: "Could it be the dent in the back of that car parked in front of you?"
Ellen: "No, I didn't hit any car when I parellel parked, and besides, that car wasn't even here when we got here!!"
Portia: "Could it be for not paying the meter?"
Ellen: "I paid the meter!"
Portia: "Did you pay the meter enough?"
Ellen: "No."
Portia: "I think I know why you got the ticket honey."
Ellen: "That's okay then. I've got something to get us out of all this!!"
Portia: "US? No, it was you who was driving the car!"
Ellen: "Whatever smarty!! Get me a pair of the Ellen underwear AND an Ellen mug out of the trunk! There's a Dunkin Donuts across the street...the cop is probably in there!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-085.jpg
Portia: "Look at these walls!! They need a serious paint job!"
Ellen: "Well, at least all the windows are clean, huh?"
Portia: "I guess so. That's more tha we can say for our windows at home."
Ellen: "We have an excuse...our dogs like to paint the windows with their nose prints!"
Portia: "So what is their excuse for having old walls that need new paint?"
Ellen: "Honey, the people here are probably spending the majority of their time at the Olive Garden Culinary Academy perfecting all their amazing dishes!!"
Portia: "Hmmm, well if that's the case, then they have a VERY good excuse because their food is delicious!!"
Ellen: "Speaking of which, I wonder if they give tours. I mean, we're already here in Italy, why not?"
Portia: "Sounds good! I'm in the mood for a basket of breadsticks!!"
Ellen: "Me too, how many do you want?"
Portia: "Didn't you hear me? I wanna whole basket! Get your own!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEltonJohn16thAnnualAIDS.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEltonJohn16thAnnualAIDS.jpg)
Ellen: "It's hot in here!!"
Portia: "Then take off all your clothes!!"
Ellen: "Very funny!"
Portia: "Seriously Ellen, if I had on a thousand layers of clothes like you do, I would be hot too!!"
Ellen: "Maybe I should take off the scarf?"
Portia: "And the jacket!"
Ellen: "And the vest?"
Portia: "Yeah, but nothing else. Sharon Stone is here and we don't want her running after you again!"
If you click on this picture and see it full size, you can get a pretty good look at Ellen's old ring. It has got to be the oddest looking ring I've ever seen. Pretty, but odd.
Ellen: "Hmmm, I only see Corbis's name on the wall once. I didn't know they were one of the sponsors or whatever!! I wonder what they're giving away...I hope it's a free membership to view their images without watermarks!! If there's nothing else I hate, it's when the words go right across the middle of Fabio's face when I'm trying to find pictures of him!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_BackInjuryTEDS5-071.jpg
Ellen: "Oh, I sooooo feel like doing a cartwheel right now!! Y'all let me loose!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_NY1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY1.jpg)
Ellen: "No one wants to sit with me. I really am fun, I promise!! Anyone? I'll give you my Coke...WITH the lemon!!"
Sorry this is so blurry. She looks so funny and lonely sitting there by herself...awww!!! I would sit with her!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Oscarpromo072.jpg
Ellen: "Sir, this is not a real movie ticket. But since you look like you could snap me in half, I'll let you go through!! Just remember to cheer when you see my AMEX commercial in between the previews!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PCAs1-10-063.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PCAs1-10-063.jpg)
Ellen: "You know, I remember taking a photo similar to this before. But it involved one less chair and one more award in my right hand instead of a stool. Needless to say, I didn't get stuck! Can someone help me get out? And can I have that blue hanger to hang my jacket on in the limo on the way home?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_blog_ellen_degeneres_portia_de_ross.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/blog_ellen_degeneres_portia_de_ross.jpg)
Portia: "Yummmm, that pizza that guy is carrying out of Little Caesars looks good!"
Ellen: "How can you see it? It's in a box!!"
Portia: "You know how pizza, even though it's in a box, can still make your mouth water?"
Ellen: "No. You must see something in that, that I don't!!"
Portia: "It's delicious!!"
Ellen: "And all this time I thought it was the cheese!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-067.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-067.jpg)
Ellen: "Don't try to hide behind me, you know that was funny!!"
Portia: "Yes, but honey, we don't want to laugh at George Clooney, that's not right!"
Ellen: "It is when he gets hit in the head with one of Heidi Klum's German balls!!"
Portia: "You're right, it is funny!! What the hell...HA HA!!"
Ellen: "And he didn't get hurt, so it's all good!!"
Portia: "That's the spirit!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0519.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0519.jpg)
Ellen: "Where's the cop who gave me this ticket? I didn't do anything wrong!!"
Portia: "Could it be the dent in the back of that car parked in front of you?"
Ellen: "No, I didn't hit any car when I parellel parked, and besides, that car wasn't even here when we got here!!"
Portia: "Could it be for not paying the meter?"
Ellen: "I paid the meter!"
Portia: "Did you pay the meter enough?"
Ellen: "No."
Portia: "I think I know why you got the ticket honey."
Ellen: "That's okay then. I've got something to get us out of all this!!"
Portia: "US? No, it was you who was driving the car!"
Ellen: "Whatever smarty!! Get me a pair of the Ellen underwear AND an Ellen mug out of the trunk! There's a Dunkin Donuts across the street...the cop is probably in there!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-085.jpg
Portia: "Look at these walls!! They need a serious paint job!"
Ellen: "Well, at least all the windows are clean, huh?"
Portia: "I guess so. That's more tha we can say for our windows at home."
Ellen: "We have an excuse...our dogs like to paint the windows with their nose prints!"
Portia: "So what is their excuse for having old walls that need new paint?"
Ellen: "Honey, the people here are probably spending the majority of their time at the Olive Garden Culinary Academy perfecting all their amazing dishes!!"
Portia: "Hmmm, well if that's the case, then they have a VERY good excuse because their food is delicious!!"
Ellen: "Speaking of which, I wonder if they give tours. I mean, we're already here in Italy, why not?"
Portia: "Sounds good! I'm in the mood for a basket of breadsticks!!"
Ellen: "Me too, how many do you want?"
Portia: "Didn't you hear me? I wanna whole basket! Get your own!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEltonJohn16thAnnualAIDS.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEltonJohn16thAnnualAIDS.jpg)
Ellen: "It's hot in here!!"
Portia: "Then take off all your clothes!!"
Ellen: "Very funny!"
Portia: "Seriously Ellen, if I had on a thousand layers of clothes like you do, I would be hot too!!"
Ellen: "Maybe I should take off the scarf?"
Portia: "And the jacket!"
Ellen: "And the vest?"
Portia: "Yeah, but nothing else. Sharon Stone is here and we don't want her running after you again!"
If you click on this picture and see it full size, you can get a pretty good look at Ellen's old ring. It has got to be the oddest looking ring I've ever seen. Pretty, but odd.