Pics of the Day - 8/12/08

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Ellen: "Finally they start selling vodka in 20 oz. bottles in the vending machines and what do I do? I drop my quarter!!"

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Ellen: "To Portia: Thank you for Napa Valley, my new pair of leopard print Converses, my baby bonnet, and my new iPhone for my birthday. I'm guessing that last one got lost in the mail when you ordered it 'cause I still haven't actually received it! Love, Ellen."

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Ellen: "Finally, someone besides me thought of a blue carpet instead of the same old red one!! If I'd known this, I would have dressed up more...which would have only meant wearing hard soled shoes instead of tennis shoes, but still..."

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Ellen: "No more photographs, please!! But since this is the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards, you are welcome to take a glamour shot of me...all I need is my boa!!"

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Ellen: "Perfect! This black evening gown will go great with my black furry heels! Or should I wear the red ones...or the pink ones??? Oh, decisions, decisions, decisions!! What EVER am I going to do?"

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Portia: "Ellen, you just stepped on Wolf's back paw!! Apologize to him!!"
Ellen: "Honey, as much as I love my dog, why should I apologize to him? He didn't apologize to me when he hurt my back last year!!"
Portia: "Ellen...he's a dog!!"
Ellen: "Well, he could have at least looked at me with sad puppy dog eyes to let me know he was sorry!!"
Portia: "He did, remember?"
Ellen: "Yeah, after he took his nap on the couch where I put him! And it was only because he was hungry!!"
Portia: "Well, he WAS sorry!"
Ellen: "Fine. I'm sorry too."
Portia: "Now give him those sad puppy dog eyes too so he'll understand you!!"
Ellen: "Honey, are you okay?"
Portia: "Yeah, I'm fine! By the way I had a headache this morning and I took two of those pills up in the cabinet and they worked great! What were they?"
Ellen: "I think those were left-over pills for my back pain from last year. Oh, now I understand!! Nevermind!"

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Ellen: "They had white button-down shirts on sale? Why didn't you tell me?"
Portia: "I tried to tell you, but you were running around playing hide and seek with that kid who kept calling you Dory!!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah! That was fun too!! And I kept forgetting her name, so she really thought I WAS Dory!"
Portia: "Great. And they were 50% off too."
Ellen: "Damn kid!"

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Ellen: "Oh wow, we're the first ones to the after party again Portia! Big surprise!!"
Portia: "Yeah, there's no one here to talk to, except David Spade!!"
Ellen: "Oh look, he brought his mama!"
Portia: "Why is she holding a Cosco card in her hand?"
Ellen: "I think they just came from there...that must be where David got his suit!!"
Portia: "Which reminds me, we need paper towels...let's go pry her trunk open and see if she bought some while she was in there!"

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Portia: "El, will you PLEASE tell Jery to stop making that buzzing sound? It was fine for the movie, but all night long is starting to get annoying!!"
Ellen: "That's okay, we're getting ready to leave anyway! And besides, I have a new song I'll sing you on the way home."
Portia: "What is it?"
Ellen: "It goes, 'I don't need no Oscar in my life to make me happy, I'm already happy hosting the Oscars!!!'"
Portia: "Lovely honey, just lovely! I knew I should have brought the headphones with you iPhone tonight!"
Ellen: "What was that honey?"
Portia: "Nothing!"

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Ellen: "I didn't know people would be this interested in us over here!!"
Portia: "Honey, people all over the world know who you are!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but I thought the paparazzi were only bad in LA!"
Portia: "Apparently not, but who can blame them? It's not every day they get to see a hot dancer like you in person!!"
Ellen: "Well, back atcha!"

[jjjoan]

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love her hair!:p thanks Nicole!
by the way did u kept all comments u post at the froums? i'm thinking that u can publish a book! or kept all this in a DVD and send it to ellen.

[HeavensAngel332]

Thanx for the pics Nicole! :D

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love her hair!:p thanks Nicole!
by the way did u kept all comments u post at the froums? i'm thinking that u can publish a book! or kept all this in a DVD and send it to ellen.

No, I don't keep them all...lol! Besides, a lot of them are the same jokes, just re-worded a little bit. You know, there are a lot of jokes about Mama, her iPhone, stealing stuff, among other things. Ellen says it's a lot harder to be funny without being mean, and she is right!!

I love doing this, it forces me to try to come up with new stuff!! But I don't keep it all on file, no. In fact, I have my Photobucket folders organized now so that once I get up to 10 pages of photos I start to move the first five photos into other photo albums, so the links get broken to a lot of them and they are no longer viewable on this site after several days...so look at them while you can, preferrably on the day they're posted! LOL!!!:p

Thanks for the kind words though...although, I don't think my book would sell nearly as many copies as Ellen's books!! Her books are No. 1 New Yorks Times bestsellers...mine would maybe be a bestseller on the www.ellen-degeneres.com (http://www.ellen-degeneres.com) fansite list of books.:p:o

[Ellen4ever1346]

Thanks for the pictures i haven't seen most of them before:p

[Jace]

Thanks for the pics and your comments.

[AnastasiaBeavrhausen]

Thanks for the pics Nicole. I love the first one and the comment ROFL!!!!!!!!