tcsced
08-13-2008, 12:57 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDSWebcam1-16-082.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDSWebcam1-16-082.jpg)
Ellen: "Hey Mary, is this webcam still on? People actually still watch this thing? I hope they aren't getting a good view of my red nose right now. Speaking of which, I need another tissue."
Poor Ellen! She looked so cute in her pajamas though...lol!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_HollywoodAwardsGala10-20-032.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_HollywoodAwardsGala10-20-032.jpg)
Ellen: "Can you tell me if my lipstick is smudged? Oh yeah, that's right....I'm not wearing any lipstick!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/hq0021.jpg
Ellen: "Here, I'll help you get back up!!You don't weigh more than Wolf so I know my back should be fine!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_LasVegas5-053.jpg
Ellen: "I guess what happens in Vegas really does stay in Vegas because I have to share my WHOLE pitcher of gin with the mamas from my studio audience and they get to stay here for a few more nights...I get to go home tonight...oh yay for me."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY3-054.jpg
Ellen: "Well, I'm getting in the car now....that must be soooo fascinating for you!! Well, goodbye!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ellen_portia_161121.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellen_portia_161121.jpg)
Ellen: "They're serving dinner at the tables now, hurry up darling!!"
Portia: "How can I NOT hurry when you're pulling me along like cattle?"
Ellen: "Well, you don't want Andy to steal your bread again, do you?"
Portia: "No! That little thief ate my bread the last time we went out to dinner! He took every piece of bread I put on my plate!"
Ellen: "Where did we eat together again? I forgot."
Portia: "Olive Garden."
Ellen: "So that means he took..."
Portia: "Seven pieces of bread, yeah!!"
Ellen: "Oh yes, I remember now...that's the night I also didn't get any bread!"
Portia: "Well, don't blame me, I didn't tell the waiter to put BOTH baskets of breadsticks in front of me!! And the next time we go out with Andy and his wife, you're sitting next to me, not across from me!!! I know you won't steal my bread!!"
Ellen: "Well hell no!! Not if you're gonna bring that damn Birkin along as re-inforcement!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0720.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0720.jpg)
Portia: "Is it just me, or do your eyes look brown in the sunlight?"
Ellen: "It's you honey...and the Wild Turkey!! I told you to drink that stuff sparingly!!"
I love this picture of the two of them!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0511.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0511.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, what the hell do you have in your pocket? I can't get to the money!!"
Portia: "Well, I have my...I mean your phone in there, my suckers, my animal balloons, and my pocket calender."
Ellen: "Jesus woman!! Then what do you have a purse for? And what is in IT?"
Portia: "Another pair of boots, a bottle of water, some Fruit Loop Straws, and my wallet."
Ellen: "Honey, all I need to find is the money....where is it?"
Portia: "In the bottom of my pocket! You were headed in the right direction!!"
Ellen: "Portia, there is NO money in there!! Now how are we gonna pay the valet?"
Portia: "Oh wait, silly me!! The money is in my left pocket!!"
Ellen: "Oh lovely!! Can't wait to see what I can dig through and find in there!!"
And this one...lol!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly7-3-0812.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly7-3-0812.jpg)
Ellen: "YAY, party on the top of a yacht!!"
Portia: "Ellen look! Our ants followed us all the way to Italy!!"
Ellen: "Honey, those are not ants...those are people!"
Portia: "Those are people? That must mean we're really, REALLY high up!!"
Ellen: "Yes we are!"
Portia: "Oh, I hope no one is standing on any of the lower decks right now!"
Ellen: "Why?"
Portia: "Because I need to hang my head over it!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thAnni.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thAnni.jpg)
Portia: "We're back in black!"
Ellen: "And white."
Portia: "What do you mean, white? We're not wearing any white!"
Ellen: "My shirt collar is white."
Portia: "Oh, big whoop!! I was trying to sound cool and you blew it!"
Ellen: "Where?"
Portia: "Where what?"
Ellen: "WHERE did I blow it?"
Portia: "To Minnesota, Ellen!! Let's just go home honey."
Ellen: "Hey Mary, is this webcam still on? People actually still watch this thing? I hope they aren't getting a good view of my red nose right now. Speaking of which, I need another tissue."
Poor Ellen! She looked so cute in her pajamas though...lol!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_HollywoodAwardsGala10-20-032.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_HollywoodAwardsGala10-20-032.jpg)
Ellen: "Can you tell me if my lipstick is smudged? Oh yeah, that's right....I'm not wearing any lipstick!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/hq0021.jpg
Ellen: "Here, I'll help you get back up!!You don't weigh more than Wolf so I know my back should be fine!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_LasVegas5-053.jpg
Ellen: "I guess what happens in Vegas really does stay in Vegas because I have to share my WHOLE pitcher of gin with the mamas from my studio audience and they get to stay here for a few more nights...I get to go home tonight...oh yay for me."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY3-054.jpg
Ellen: "Well, I'm getting in the car now....that must be soooo fascinating for you!! Well, goodbye!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ellen_portia_161121.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellen_portia_161121.jpg)
Ellen: "They're serving dinner at the tables now, hurry up darling!!"
Portia: "How can I NOT hurry when you're pulling me along like cattle?"
Ellen: "Well, you don't want Andy to steal your bread again, do you?"
Portia: "No! That little thief ate my bread the last time we went out to dinner! He took every piece of bread I put on my plate!"
Ellen: "Where did we eat together again? I forgot."
Portia: "Olive Garden."
Ellen: "So that means he took..."
Portia: "Seven pieces of bread, yeah!!"
Ellen: "Oh yes, I remember now...that's the night I also didn't get any bread!"
Portia: "Well, don't blame me, I didn't tell the waiter to put BOTH baskets of breadsticks in front of me!! And the next time we go out with Andy and his wife, you're sitting next to me, not across from me!!! I know you won't steal my bread!!"
Ellen: "Well hell no!! Not if you're gonna bring that damn Birkin along as re-inforcement!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0720.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0720.jpg)
Portia: "Is it just me, or do your eyes look brown in the sunlight?"
Ellen: "It's you honey...and the Wild Turkey!! I told you to drink that stuff sparingly!!"
I love this picture of the two of them!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0511.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0511.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, what the hell do you have in your pocket? I can't get to the money!!"
Portia: "Well, I have my...I mean your phone in there, my suckers, my animal balloons, and my pocket calender."
Ellen: "Jesus woman!! Then what do you have a purse for? And what is in IT?"
Portia: "Another pair of boots, a bottle of water, some Fruit Loop Straws, and my wallet."
Ellen: "Honey, all I need to find is the money....where is it?"
Portia: "In the bottom of my pocket! You were headed in the right direction!!"
Ellen: "Portia, there is NO money in there!! Now how are we gonna pay the valet?"
Portia: "Oh wait, silly me!! The money is in my left pocket!!"
Ellen: "Oh lovely!! Can't wait to see what I can dig through and find in there!!"
And this one...lol!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly7-3-0812.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly7-3-0812.jpg)
Ellen: "YAY, party on the top of a yacht!!"
Portia: "Ellen look! Our ants followed us all the way to Italy!!"
Ellen: "Honey, those are not ants...those are people!"
Portia: "Those are people? That must mean we're really, REALLY high up!!"
Ellen: "Yes we are!"
Portia: "Oh, I hope no one is standing on any of the lower decks right now!"
Ellen: "Why?"
Portia: "Because I need to hang my head over it!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thAnni.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thAnni.jpg)
Portia: "We're back in black!"
Ellen: "And white."
Portia: "What do you mean, white? We're not wearing any white!"
Ellen: "My shirt collar is white."
Portia: "Oh, big whoop!! I was trying to sound cool and you blew it!"
Ellen: "Where?"
Portia: "Where what?"
Ellen: "WHERE did I blow it?"
Portia: "To Minnesota, Ellen!! Let's just go home honey."