tcsced
08-18-2008, 12:42 AM
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Ellen: "Okay y'all, this is Karaoke night!! Who wants to come up here and challenge me to 'Shoop'? No one? Chickens!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/71.jpg
Ellen: "They said if I could sit down and touch my toes I could run in the Olympic marathon. This is close enough, where's my torch?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/72.jpg
Ellen: "Sure, I know how to make scrambled egg omlets!! Would you like pepperoni, sausage, or Canadian bacon in that?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/30toair10110711.jpg
Ellen: "Only one thumb up for now!! I fried my other thumb on those lights a few minutes ago. I don't know, something about shiny things makes me wanna touch them!! Ice is a good thing right now!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys6-20-08252.jpg
Ellen: "Sherri, don't worry, calm down!! It's just me, Ellen! I won't make you go back down the luge again, I promise!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-063.jpg
Portia: "El, all the men look like they're wearing the same suits!"
Ellen: "How can ya tell? There are so many people crowded around here!"
Portia: "I can see over them all!!!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, that's right! I forgot I was with Heel Honey!! Also, can you step off of my feet? I just got my shoes buffed this morning!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thA-2.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thA-2.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, are you trying to bust a move?"
Ellen: "No, I'm trying to get a cramp out of my foot!!"
Portia: "Oh okay, I was just trying to make sure you weren't going to break out into a dance without me!!"
Ellen: "Nah, I wouldn't do that!! We'll get down together later on!! 'Hot in Herre' here we come!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMaxfields2-11-0614.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMaxfields2-11-0614.jpg)
Ellen: "Hmmm, that's a handsome lookin' fellow!! Let's take him home!"
Portia: "El, he's a little too big to fit in the car."
Ellen: "Well, what if we tied him to the top of the car?"
Portia: "Ellen, he is bigger THAN the car!! The car would collapse from underneath him!!"
Ellen: "You're right, he would scare the cats anyway!!"
Portia: "He's scaring me already!!"
Ellen: "C'mon, let's go find another pool noodle to spruce up the decor in the backyard!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaNellosNY9-29-071.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaNellosNY9-29-071.jpg)
Portia: "Wow, that restaurant was busy!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but it was sure fun tasting all the free food samples!!"
Portia: "Yeah, I'm sure glad the waiters and waitresses didn't mind us following them around from table to table getting free servings!!"
Ellen: "Well, did you get enough to eat?"
Portia: "Yeah, those four green beans and that sundae shooter for dessert really filled me up!!"
I love how Portia can go from looking like a rock star in this picture...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0821.jpg
Ellen: "Oh look, here comes Mabel! But where's Wolf? I haven't seen him all day!!"
Portia: "He's afraid of all the people all of a sudden all around us that he's never seen before! He's hiding in my dress!!"
To looking like she's in a fairytale in this picture...she looks beautiful either way! And of course, Ellen always looks great!! I had to make sure I put that in there...as much as we all know it, I couldn't leave her out...LOL!!!
Ellen: "Okay y'all, this is Karaoke night!! Who wants to come up here and challenge me to 'Shoop'? No one? Chickens!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/71.jpg
Ellen: "They said if I could sit down and touch my toes I could run in the Olympic marathon. This is close enough, where's my torch?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/72.jpg
Ellen: "Sure, I know how to make scrambled egg omlets!! Would you like pepperoni, sausage, or Canadian bacon in that?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/30toair10110711.jpg
Ellen: "Only one thumb up for now!! I fried my other thumb on those lights a few minutes ago. I don't know, something about shiny things makes me wanna touch them!! Ice is a good thing right now!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys6-20-08252.jpg
Ellen: "Sherri, don't worry, calm down!! It's just me, Ellen! I won't make you go back down the luge again, I promise!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-063.jpg
Portia: "El, all the men look like they're wearing the same suits!"
Ellen: "How can ya tell? There are so many people crowded around here!"
Portia: "I can see over them all!!!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, that's right! I forgot I was with Heel Honey!! Also, can you step off of my feet? I just got my shoes buffed this morning!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thA-2.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaTheArtofElysium10thA-2.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, are you trying to bust a move?"
Ellen: "No, I'm trying to get a cramp out of my foot!!"
Portia: "Oh okay, I was just trying to make sure you weren't going to break out into a dance without me!!"
Ellen: "Nah, I wouldn't do that!! We'll get down together later on!! 'Hot in Herre' here we come!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMaxfields2-11-0614.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMaxfields2-11-0614.jpg)
Ellen: "Hmmm, that's a handsome lookin' fellow!! Let's take him home!"
Portia: "El, he's a little too big to fit in the car."
Ellen: "Well, what if we tied him to the top of the car?"
Portia: "Ellen, he is bigger THAN the car!! The car would collapse from underneath him!!"
Ellen: "You're right, he would scare the cats anyway!!"
Portia: "He's scaring me already!!"
Ellen: "C'mon, let's go find another pool noodle to spruce up the decor in the backyard!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaNellosNY9-29-071.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaNellosNY9-29-071.jpg)
Portia: "Wow, that restaurant was busy!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but it was sure fun tasting all the free food samples!!"
Portia: "Yeah, I'm sure glad the waiters and waitresses didn't mind us following them around from table to table getting free servings!!"
Ellen: "Well, did you get enough to eat?"
Portia: "Yeah, those four green beans and that sundae shooter for dessert really filled me up!!"
I love how Portia can go from looking like a rock star in this picture...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0821.jpg
Ellen: "Oh look, here comes Mabel! But where's Wolf? I haven't seen him all day!!"
Portia: "He's afraid of all the people all of a sudden all around us that he's never seen before! He's hiding in my dress!!"
To looking like she's in a fairytale in this picture...she looks beautiful either way! And of course, Ellen always looks great!! I had to make sure I put that in there...as much as we all know it, I couldn't leave her out...LOL!!!