tcsced
08-19-2008, 01:59 AM
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Ellen: "I love this man!! Actually, I have no idea who he is, but maybe if I act like I do they'll give me free stuff!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/162.jpg
Ellen: "Ma'am, that sign your 3rd grade class made for me is beautiful!! Just one thing...can you peel all the glitter off of it before you bring it down here to me?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2691.jpg
Ellen: "Hmm, I wonder what the clerk thinks is the best wine. Maybe I'll just buy 'em all, and eventually I'll get around to tasting them. No, that's too much money to spend....uh, I know! I'll just go to Pinkberry!! That will make TWO people very happy!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/30toair1029071.jpg
Ellen: "The ants are steadily crawling down my pants and I still have five minutes before I dance! Does anyone know how to slow ants down? I can't skip my monologue today....it's about my ants!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/262.jpg
Ellen: "Bob told me to get my exercise in whenever and whereever I can. However, he failed to tell me what the right exercises were for going out and wearing fancy clothes!! I think I'm having a Spiderman deja vu in my pants right now!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0521.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0521.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen honey, don't run...you'll trip on the curb again!"
Ellen: "But you'll be there to catch me!!"
Portia: "Not if you're running towards the After Groundhog Day Sale at Fred Segal!! My a** is going to be the first one at the door knocking down all the women who are trying to get into the shoes!!"
Ellen: "So you would leave me here for shoes?"
Portia: "I'll buy some flats, I promise!"
Ellen: "Well, then that's excusable!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia7-13-087.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-13-087.jpg)
Ellen: "HA HA!!"
Portia: "Ellen, quit locking the door every time I try to open it!"
Ellen: "Ha...you did it again!"
Portia: "Do it one more time and I'm going to come over there and throw you in the back seat!!"
Ellen: "We don't have a back seat in this car!"
Portia: "Damn, you got me again!!"
Ellen: "Yeah uh ha!! The door's unlocked!"
Portia: "ELLEN!!"
Ellen: "HA...you did it again!! How many times is that today? Eight? I think that's a record!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0817.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0817.jpg)
Ellen: "You look stunning!!"
Portia: "You look beautiful too!!"
Ellen: "Just one question...how are you going to dance in that thing?"
Portia: "Oh the dress? Piece of cake!! But I AM storing a pair of your white Converse tennis shoes under my dress for when the real dancing starts!!"
Ellen: "'4 Minutes?'"
Portia: "'Low' baby!! All the way!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-081.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, Mabel and Wolf are playing so nice with each other!!"
Ellen: "Well, I'm glad to see someone is getting along!"
Portia: "What do you mean?"
Ellen: "Well, two of the cats went at it a few minutes ago and one ended up in the pool!!"
Portia: "Am I crazy or is your waist smaller than it was just last night?"
Ellen: "I just sweated off five pounds chasing them around the yard only for one of them to wind up in the pool!!"
Portia: "So where is she now?"
Ellen: "I think Michael and Vance are drying her off with a hair dryer in the bathroom!!"
I know some of you don't like the idea of these pics being taken in their backyard, but I think this is just SUCH a cute picture!! Question about it though....at first it looked like just Ellen's hand was on the right side of her waist, but now it looks like both of Portia's are around Ellen's waist as well. Something for us picture studiers to contemplate on for the day...LOL!!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-081.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-081.jpg)
Ellen: "There's another one down!!"
Portia: "Wow, Tom and Katie don't look out for the paparazzi the way you do!"
Ellen: "And look, Simon Cowell just ran one over when he walked out of that t-shirt store!"
Portia: "See, once again, you have to do everything around here!!"
Ellen: "Yep, I guess so. Let's go help them up."
Portia: "It's no wonder they're nicer to you than any of the other celebs!!"
Ellen: "I love this man!! Actually, I have no idea who he is, but maybe if I act like I do they'll give me free stuff!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/162.jpg
Ellen: "Ma'am, that sign your 3rd grade class made for me is beautiful!! Just one thing...can you peel all the glitter off of it before you bring it down here to me?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2691.jpg
Ellen: "Hmm, I wonder what the clerk thinks is the best wine. Maybe I'll just buy 'em all, and eventually I'll get around to tasting them. No, that's too much money to spend....uh, I know! I'll just go to Pinkberry!! That will make TWO people very happy!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/30toair1029071.jpg
Ellen: "The ants are steadily crawling down my pants and I still have five minutes before I dance! Does anyone know how to slow ants down? I can't skip my monologue today....it's about my ants!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/262.jpg
Ellen: "Bob told me to get my exercise in whenever and whereever I can. However, he failed to tell me what the right exercises were for going out and wearing fancy clothes!! I think I'm having a Spiderman deja vu in my pants right now!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0521.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0521.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen honey, don't run...you'll trip on the curb again!"
Ellen: "But you'll be there to catch me!!"
Portia: "Not if you're running towards the After Groundhog Day Sale at Fred Segal!! My a** is going to be the first one at the door knocking down all the women who are trying to get into the shoes!!"
Ellen: "So you would leave me here for shoes?"
Portia: "I'll buy some flats, I promise!"
Ellen: "Well, then that's excusable!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia7-13-087.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-13-087.jpg)
Ellen: "HA HA!!"
Portia: "Ellen, quit locking the door every time I try to open it!"
Ellen: "Ha...you did it again!"
Portia: "Do it one more time and I'm going to come over there and throw you in the back seat!!"
Ellen: "We don't have a back seat in this car!"
Portia: "Damn, you got me again!!"
Ellen: "Yeah uh ha!! The door's unlocked!"
Portia: "ELLEN!!"
Ellen: "HA...you did it again!! How many times is that today? Eight? I think that's a record!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0817.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0817.jpg)
Ellen: "You look stunning!!"
Portia: "You look beautiful too!!"
Ellen: "Just one question...how are you going to dance in that thing?"
Portia: "Oh the dress? Piece of cake!! But I AM storing a pair of your white Converse tennis shoes under my dress for when the real dancing starts!!"
Ellen: "'4 Minutes?'"
Portia: "'Low' baby!! All the way!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-081.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, Mabel and Wolf are playing so nice with each other!!"
Ellen: "Well, I'm glad to see someone is getting along!"
Portia: "What do you mean?"
Ellen: "Well, two of the cats went at it a few minutes ago and one ended up in the pool!!"
Portia: "Am I crazy or is your waist smaller than it was just last night?"
Ellen: "I just sweated off five pounds chasing them around the yard only for one of them to wind up in the pool!!"
Portia: "So where is she now?"
Ellen: "I think Michael and Vance are drying her off with a hair dryer in the bathroom!!"
I know some of you don't like the idea of these pics being taken in their backyard, but I think this is just SUCH a cute picture!! Question about it though....at first it looked like just Ellen's hand was on the right side of her waist, but now it looks like both of Portia's are around Ellen's waist as well. Something for us picture studiers to contemplate on for the day...LOL!!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-081.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-081.jpg)
Ellen: "There's another one down!!"
Portia: "Wow, Tom and Katie don't look out for the paparazzi the way you do!"
Ellen: "And look, Simon Cowell just ran one over when he walked out of that t-shirt store!"
Portia: "See, once again, you have to do everything around here!!"
Ellen: "Yep, I guess so. Let's go help them up."
Portia: "It's no wonder they're nicer to you than any of the other celebs!!"