tcsced
08-20-2008, 01:18 AM
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Ellen: "This is the new backdrop for the new set! It won't hurt your eyes too much, will it? Nah, I didn't think so!! Enjoy the show!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_811451.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/811451.jpg)
Ellen: "I think a bird left something unpleasant on my car! Well, just an excuse to drive through a car wash!! Those things are so much fun!! I hope I find aonther squishy this time!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ellen-dad2.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellen-dad2.jpg)
Ellen: "Wow, I hope my head gets bigger than it is now. My doll's head is bigger than mine! Can you imagine how hard it will be for me to find hats that fit properly? One day I hope I find a white one with a brown stripe going around it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/170808_811.jpg
Ellen: "I've got my coffee and my paper!! I'm ready to start the day! Besides Michael Phelps winning all those gold medals, I wonder who else was in the news yesterday! Hmmmm...."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen11.jpg
Ellen: "There is just one thing wrong with this picture...this should be Portia and Justin squeezing me!! But at least I get to keep the jacket!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-082.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-082.jpg)
Ellen: "Where did your mother go?"
Portia: "I think she is still talking to that young waiter back in the restaurant."
Ellen: "Uh oh, did my mama start feeding her all kinds of 'Gone Wild' stuff?"
Portia: "Oh God, I hope not! We can't afford to be bailing TWO people out of jail now!"
Ellen: "Yeah, we don't have that kind of money!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-084.jpg
Ellen: "We need to get some of those leaves out of the pool, honey."
Portia: "Well, our net is torn."
Ellen: "How did that happen?"
Portia: "Ryan put all his weight on it the last time he was here in the pool and it tore!!"
Ellen: "Why did he do that?"
Portia: "He saw our shark floatie floating behind him and thought it was the real thing again, and he panicked and swam right into the net as he was trying to get out of the pool!!"
Ellen: "That's it! He's not coming over anymore, except on American Idol audition nights when he'll be too busy watching himself on television than to sneak into our pool again!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0837.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0837.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, where ARE we?"
Portia: "I don't know honey, I just keep alking hoping we'll come across something that looks familiar!"
Ellen: "Honey, we're in Italy! We live in LA!! If you were hoping to come across the Hollywood sign, then you can forget it!"
Portia: "Hey, there's our hotel!!"
Ellen: "We've come back to it five times now!! We must be circling the same route without realizing it!!"
Portia: "Well, hey at least we aren't lost! We found something familiar!!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, that makes our excursion really exciting."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0815.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0815.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, do you see someone in that tree over there?"
Portia: "No honey, it's probably just an animal of some sort, don't worry!!"
Ellen: "But I keep seeing flashes!"
Portia: "Maybe it's an animal whose eyes glow in the dark...maybe?"
Ellen: "Maybe it's a paparazzi!"
Portia: "Oh let them go. If they're desperate enough to hide in a tree with all kinds of animals, then let them do it! Their pictures will be grainy anyway!! Only something to hold people over until People releases the REAL thing, am I right LADYYYYYYY?"
Ellen: "I guess you're right, let's go sit on some pillows...and eat some cake!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-15-0712.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-15-0712.jpg)
Portia: "El, I need a new t-shirt that says, 'My Wife Hosts The Ellen DeGeneres Show'!"
Ellen: "Is that to go with your Ellen boxers?"
Portia: "Yes...it's to wear on the nights we have TEDS marathons!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, I refer to those nights as 'Oh let's count on one hand the number of times I wear bright colors on my show in a month's time!"
Ellen: "This is the new backdrop for the new set! It won't hurt your eyes too much, will it? Nah, I didn't think so!! Enjoy the show!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_811451.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/811451.jpg)
Ellen: "I think a bird left something unpleasant on my car! Well, just an excuse to drive through a car wash!! Those things are so much fun!! I hope I find aonther squishy this time!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ellen-dad2.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellen-dad2.jpg)
Ellen: "Wow, I hope my head gets bigger than it is now. My doll's head is bigger than mine! Can you imagine how hard it will be for me to find hats that fit properly? One day I hope I find a white one with a brown stripe going around it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/170808_811.jpg
Ellen: "I've got my coffee and my paper!! I'm ready to start the day! Besides Michael Phelps winning all those gold medals, I wonder who else was in the news yesterday! Hmmmm...."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen11.jpg
Ellen: "There is just one thing wrong with this picture...this should be Portia and Justin squeezing me!! But at least I get to keep the jacket!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-082.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-082.jpg)
Ellen: "Where did your mother go?"
Portia: "I think she is still talking to that young waiter back in the restaurant."
Ellen: "Uh oh, did my mama start feeding her all kinds of 'Gone Wild' stuff?"
Portia: "Oh God, I hope not! We can't afford to be bailing TWO people out of jail now!"
Ellen: "Yeah, we don't have that kind of money!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-084.jpg
Ellen: "We need to get some of those leaves out of the pool, honey."
Portia: "Well, our net is torn."
Ellen: "How did that happen?"
Portia: "Ryan put all his weight on it the last time he was here in the pool and it tore!!"
Ellen: "Why did he do that?"
Portia: "He saw our shark floatie floating behind him and thought it was the real thing again, and he panicked and swam right into the net as he was trying to get out of the pool!!"
Ellen: "That's it! He's not coming over anymore, except on American Idol audition nights when he'll be too busy watching himself on television than to sneak into our pool again!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0837.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0837.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, where ARE we?"
Portia: "I don't know honey, I just keep alking hoping we'll come across something that looks familiar!"
Ellen: "Honey, we're in Italy! We live in LA!! If you were hoping to come across the Hollywood sign, then you can forget it!"
Portia: "Hey, there's our hotel!!"
Ellen: "We've come back to it five times now!! We must be circling the same route without realizing it!!"
Portia: "Well, hey at least we aren't lost! We found something familiar!!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, that makes our excursion really exciting."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0815.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0815.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, do you see someone in that tree over there?"
Portia: "No honey, it's probably just an animal of some sort, don't worry!!"
Ellen: "But I keep seeing flashes!"
Portia: "Maybe it's an animal whose eyes glow in the dark...maybe?"
Ellen: "Maybe it's a paparazzi!"
Portia: "Oh let them go. If they're desperate enough to hide in a tree with all kinds of animals, then let them do it! Their pictures will be grainy anyway!! Only something to hold people over until People releases the REAL thing, am I right LADYYYYYYY?"
Ellen: "I guess you're right, let's go sit on some pillows...and eat some cake!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-15-0712.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-15-0712.jpg)
Portia: "El, I need a new t-shirt that says, 'My Wife Hosts The Ellen DeGeneres Show'!"
Ellen: "Is that to go with your Ellen boxers?"
Portia: "Yes...it's to wear on the nights we have TEDS marathons!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, I refer to those nights as 'Oh let's count on one hand the number of times I wear bright colors on my show in a month's time!"