tcsced
08-21-2008, 01:41 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_50thBirthdayParty5-10-0812.jpg
Ellen: "Now that I've got my staff an crew slammed in the corner, I'm going after Tony! He won't get away from this time!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/81.jpg
Ellen: "I don't know why you're looking at my vodka like that!! I play for money so don't even think about it!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY8-068.jpg
Ellen: "Jesus! This is going to be the Tonight Show by the time I get this thing open!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/91-1.jpg
Ellen: "I'll just put my tips in here!! I'm saving up to buy Portia some Pinkberry on my way home...by the looks of it, this is going to be an all-nighter!! I hope she likes ice cream at midnight!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/August20292C202006-21.jpg
Ellen: "I'm giving new meaning to the phrase, 'showing your a**!' AND I'm adding a little bit of leg too!! But girls AND guys, don't get your hopes up...I'm taken!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys6-20-0827.jpg
Ellen: "Damn, it's hot!! Why do they insist on having those bright lights on when the sun is already out?"
Portia: "Maybe they think you look cool in your sunglasses and they want you to keep them on for more pictures!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, you're right, that's it!"
Portia: "Well, it can't be because they want to make you hotter....that's almost impossible to do!! You like how I added in both meanings of the word 'hot'?"
Ellen: "Yeah, very cute! You wouldn't happen to have one of those little battery operated fans in your clutch, would you?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia7-10-087.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-10-087.jpg)
Portia: "This lemonade slush is just delicious!!"
Ellen: "You forgot a straw."
Portia: "Oh yeah, I just realized that!"
Ellen: "After I told you?"
Portia: "No, like right before you told me."
Ellen: "Like right after I told you?"
Portia: "Yeah, right after."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-0834.jpg
Ellen: "Mama can't stand to not be included in a group hug!"
Portia: "Well, I'll hug her if she wants...her shirt looks warm and I'm cold!"
Ellen: "Honey, go put some clothes on then!"
Portia: "But I just got out of the pool and it's colder in the house because the air conditioner is turned on!!"
Ellen: "So are you gonna stay out here all day?"
Portia: "No, eventually I'll go in the house...after everyone leaves!!"
Ellen: "Why?"
Portia: Because I don't want everybody to hear me crying like a sissy!!"
Ellen: "Because you're cold?"
Portia: "Yes."
Ellen: "Oh my gosh, honey, you make me laugh!! I'll go get you some clothes...tank top and long shorts?"
Portia: "Sounds good! Thanks honey!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWebsi.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWebsi.jpg)
Ellen: "I know we're supposed to be posing for this picture, but when we get done, don't move backwards!!"
Portia: "Why?"
Ellen: "That lantern up there is only hanging by a string!!"
Portia: "Ellen, ALL the lanterns in the house are hanging by strings!!"
Ellen: "Yes, but we're standing under this one!"
Portia: "Good point, and I spent too much time on my hair just for something to fall on it and make it go flat!"
Y'all knew this picture was coming in the pics of the day sooner or later, as will the rest of them in the coming days and weeks!! However, I do like Ellen's caption for this pic much better than my own! LOL!!! One of the most beautiful pics I've ever seen of them!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/April282006-61.jpg
Ellen: "I can life you, I know I can!"
Portia: "El, you do lift me up!!"
Ellen: "Not like that! I mean, I can get your feet off the ground!"
Portia: "Well, you have swept me off my feet already!!"
Ellen: "You think you're cute with your double meanings for words, don't you?"
Portia: "Yes!"
Ellen: "Well, you're right...it is cute!"
Ellen: "Now that I've got my staff an crew slammed in the corner, I'm going after Tony! He won't get away from this time!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/81.jpg
Ellen: "I don't know why you're looking at my vodka like that!! I play for money so don't even think about it!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY8-068.jpg
Ellen: "Jesus! This is going to be the Tonight Show by the time I get this thing open!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/91-1.jpg
Ellen: "I'll just put my tips in here!! I'm saving up to buy Portia some Pinkberry on my way home...by the looks of it, this is going to be an all-nighter!! I hope she likes ice cream at midnight!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/August20292C202006-21.jpg
Ellen: "I'm giving new meaning to the phrase, 'showing your a**!' AND I'm adding a little bit of leg too!! But girls AND guys, don't get your hopes up...I'm taken!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys6-20-0827.jpg
Ellen: "Damn, it's hot!! Why do they insist on having those bright lights on when the sun is already out?"
Portia: "Maybe they think you look cool in your sunglasses and they want you to keep them on for more pictures!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, you're right, that's it!"
Portia: "Well, it can't be because they want to make you hotter....that's almost impossible to do!! You like how I added in both meanings of the word 'hot'?"
Ellen: "Yeah, very cute! You wouldn't happen to have one of those little battery operated fans in your clutch, would you?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia7-10-087.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-10-087.jpg)
Portia: "This lemonade slush is just delicious!!"
Ellen: "You forgot a straw."
Portia: "Oh yeah, I just realized that!"
Ellen: "After I told you?"
Portia: "No, like right before you told me."
Ellen: "Like right after I told you?"
Portia: "Yeah, right after."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-0834.jpg
Ellen: "Mama can't stand to not be included in a group hug!"
Portia: "Well, I'll hug her if she wants...her shirt looks warm and I'm cold!"
Ellen: "Honey, go put some clothes on then!"
Portia: "But I just got out of the pool and it's colder in the house because the air conditioner is turned on!!"
Ellen: "So are you gonna stay out here all day?"
Portia: "No, eventually I'll go in the house...after everyone leaves!!"
Ellen: "Why?"
Portia: Because I don't want everybody to hear me crying like a sissy!!"
Ellen: "Because you're cold?"
Portia: "Yes."
Ellen: "Oh my gosh, honey, you make me laugh!! I'll go get you some clothes...tank top and long shorts?"
Portia: "Sounds good! Thanks honey!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWebsi.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWebsi.jpg)
Ellen: "I know we're supposed to be posing for this picture, but when we get done, don't move backwards!!"
Portia: "Why?"
Ellen: "That lantern up there is only hanging by a string!!"
Portia: "Ellen, ALL the lanterns in the house are hanging by strings!!"
Ellen: "Yes, but we're standing under this one!"
Portia: "Good point, and I spent too much time on my hair just for something to fall on it and make it go flat!"
Y'all knew this picture was coming in the pics of the day sooner or later, as will the rest of them in the coming days and weeks!! However, I do like Ellen's caption for this pic much better than my own! LOL!!! One of the most beautiful pics I've ever seen of them!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/April282006-61.jpg
Ellen: "I can life you, I know I can!"
Portia: "El, you do lift me up!!"
Ellen: "Not like that! I mean, I can get your feet off the ground!"
Portia: "Well, you have swept me off my feet already!!"
Ellen: "You think you're cute with your double meanings for words, don't you?"
Portia: "Yes!"
Ellen: "Well, you're right...it is cute!"