tcsced
08-22-2008, 01:57 AM
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Ellen: "One day you people will come to me!!! And we'll have a good time...we'll just sit and talk and hang out. But don't expect me to dance or anything...that would be just too crazy!! I mean, what kind of talk show host would dance around the studio every day? There's probably some nut out there though who will do that!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2320Feb202000-51.jpg
Ellen: "Okay look, I've been standing on my marker for half an hour and no one has brought me a microphone!! I'm doing the Emmys next year if y'all can't get it together!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/3020Nov202000-191.jpg
Ellen: "Yes, that's a lightning bolt on the leg of my jeans. I'm not good at sewing as you can tell. I was trying to cover a tiny hole and it got kinda outta hand. My mother never taught me how to sew, okay???!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/362.jpg
Ellen: "Trying to whistle through your teeth is hard!! Just ask.....well, me!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen20080526WillSmith25071.jpg
Ellen: "OMG, a huge bird has just been let loose in the studio! Tony, run for your life! Wait, Tony's not here anymore. We'll edit that out!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_EltonJohn16AnnualAIDSBenefitO.jpg
Portia: "El, DO NOT turn around!"
Ellen: "Why? What's the matter?"
Portia: "There is a light reflecting off Sharon Stone's face right now back there and it looks like she is ready to play The Marshmallow Game!!"
Ellen: "OMG, I bet she looks crazy!! Darn, I wish we had some marshmallows...I would throw one at her!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-0881.jpg
Portia: "No Ellen, give it back! You can't have my penny!!"
Ellen: "Portia, it's just a penny!!"
Portia: "But it's an Italian penny!! And I'm the one who picked it up!!"
Ellen: "But I'm the one who pointed it out!"
Portia: "Yes, but Ellen, when you really want something you have to go after it!"
Ellen: "And then you get it?"
Portia: "Yeah, kinda like me...I went after you and I got you!!"
Ellen: "Well, that's a better example. I tell you what, you enjoy your Italian penny...and I'll enjoy my American nickel in my pocket!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0515.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0515.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, your pants are dragging on the ground."
Portia: "I know that honey, but if I get them altered, they will be too short."
Ellen: "So you want to walk around tearing up the bottoms of your pants?"
Portia: "Well, since I'm not a fan of capri pants, yes."
Ellen: "Okay, cool! Whatever floats your boat!!"
Portia: "Okay. By the way, the strings hanging from the bottom of your jeans look lovely too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-17.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-17.jpg)
Ellen: "I think the entrance is this way."
Portia: "No, it's this way, Ellen!"
Ellen: "But Ryan said it was this way!!"
Portia: "And Ryan is the worst with directions!! Remember that time we went on a road trip for a weekend with him and he stopped every five minutes at a gas station to see where we were?"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, you're right! You only stopped once every ten minutes on that other road trip we took...I'll follow you."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazine9-1-0810.jpg
Portia: "Do you feel like a pretzel right now, honey?"
Ellen: "No, but a cracker would be nice!!"
Portia: "No, I meant, we're all twisted up in each other. You know, like a pretzel?"
Ellen: "Well, then pass the salt!"
There are no words that describe this picture...well, actually, there are a lot, but I know we all know what they are!! I hope you are ready to see more of these for a looooooong time!!! Sooooooo precious, adorable, cute, beautiful...oh wait, I said I wasn't going to say the words...lol!! Oh well, they can't be said enough!!
Ellen: "One day you people will come to me!!! And we'll have a good time...we'll just sit and talk and hang out. But don't expect me to dance or anything...that would be just too crazy!! I mean, what kind of talk show host would dance around the studio every day? There's probably some nut out there though who will do that!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2320Feb202000-51.jpg
Ellen: "Okay look, I've been standing on my marker for half an hour and no one has brought me a microphone!! I'm doing the Emmys next year if y'all can't get it together!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/3020Nov202000-191.jpg
Ellen: "Yes, that's a lightning bolt on the leg of my jeans. I'm not good at sewing as you can tell. I was trying to cover a tiny hole and it got kinda outta hand. My mother never taught me how to sew, okay???!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/362.jpg
Ellen: "Trying to whistle through your teeth is hard!! Just ask.....well, me!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen20080526WillSmith25071.jpg
Ellen: "OMG, a huge bird has just been let loose in the studio! Tony, run for your life! Wait, Tony's not here anymore. We'll edit that out!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_EltonJohn16AnnualAIDSBenefitO.jpg
Portia: "El, DO NOT turn around!"
Ellen: "Why? What's the matter?"
Portia: "There is a light reflecting off Sharon Stone's face right now back there and it looks like she is ready to play The Marshmallow Game!!"
Ellen: "OMG, I bet she looks crazy!! Darn, I wish we had some marshmallows...I would throw one at her!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-0881.jpg
Portia: "No Ellen, give it back! You can't have my penny!!"
Ellen: "Portia, it's just a penny!!"
Portia: "But it's an Italian penny!! And I'm the one who picked it up!!"
Ellen: "But I'm the one who pointed it out!"
Portia: "Yes, but Ellen, when you really want something you have to go after it!"
Ellen: "And then you get it?"
Portia: "Yeah, kinda like me...I went after you and I got you!!"
Ellen: "Well, that's a better example. I tell you what, you enjoy your Italian penny...and I'll enjoy my American nickel in my pocket!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0515.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0515.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, your pants are dragging on the ground."
Portia: "I know that honey, but if I get them altered, they will be too short."
Ellen: "So you want to walk around tearing up the bottoms of your pants?"
Portia: "Well, since I'm not a fan of capri pants, yes."
Ellen: "Okay, cool! Whatever floats your boat!!"
Portia: "Okay. By the way, the strings hanging from the bottom of your jeans look lovely too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-17.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-17.jpg)
Ellen: "I think the entrance is this way."
Portia: "No, it's this way, Ellen!"
Ellen: "But Ryan said it was this way!!"
Portia: "And Ryan is the worst with directions!! Remember that time we went on a road trip for a weekend with him and he stopped every five minutes at a gas station to see where we were?"
Ellen: "Oh yeah, you're right! You only stopped once every ten minutes on that other road trip we took...I'll follow you."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazine9-1-0810.jpg
Portia: "Do you feel like a pretzel right now, honey?"
Ellen: "No, but a cracker would be nice!!"
Portia: "No, I meant, we're all twisted up in each other. You know, like a pretzel?"
Ellen: "Well, then pass the salt!"
There are no words that describe this picture...well, actually, there are a lot, but I know we all know what they are!! I hope you are ready to see more of these for a looooooong time!!! Sooooooo precious, adorable, cute, beautiful...oh wait, I said I wasn't going to say the words...lol!! Oh well, they can't be said enough!!