tcsced
08-23-2008, 01:36 AM
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Ellen: "These are the comedy awards, right? Good, cause I would hate to be making a funny face for nothing! AND...I'm way too underdressed for a Vanity Fair party!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS32.jpg
Ellen: "'Dear Ellen, have you ever thought about wearing a french maid's uniform while hosting your show? Sincerely, Donna.' No Donna, ironically, I haven't!!"
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Ellen: "Who's ready to paint the walls to match my shoes? Good, now get going!! I've got 'people' to see and dancing to do!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS99.jpg
Ellen: "Hey...you forgot my chocolate shake and my hot fundge sundae inside a waffle bowl!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/wel1.jpg
Ellen: "My a** is asleep...so I just thought I would sit here and say hey!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-1.jpg)
Portia: "Hey, what do you say we put on masks tomorrow morning and run into the backyard and scare everybody!"
Ellen: "We won't have to wear masks!! Our faces are going to be two different colors since the sun is only shining on one side of them!!"
Portia: "If we had known this, we would've put on sunscreen!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, apparently a ribbon in the sky is not the only thing shining down on us this evening!"
I'm so in love with them!!! GAH, they are so beautiful!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-11-0814.jpg
Ellen: "I'm going to try to unlock the door with the remote this time!"
Portia: "Yeah, please do! The last time you tried to physically open the door with your key, you got attacked!!"
Ellen: "Well, like we know, all these Porsches look the same! I seriously thought it was our car!!"
Portia: "Well, the owner of the car thought you were breaking in!"
Ellen: "Yeah, she was not too happy!! Don't mess with 85 yr. olds with pepper spray!"
Portia: "Or else, you'lll be hiding behind your wife...who looks just as guilty as you!!"
Ellen: "Sorry about that by the way!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaOscars2-25-07139.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaOscars2-25-07139.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia honey, I'm stepping on all your fringes on your dress!!"
Portia: "Well, it's not like I can exactly pull it up!"
Ellen: "Well, if you wanted to."
Portia: "No, I don't wanna be taken away in a police car tonight!"
Ellen: "Oh, I bet Mama knows some people...she could hook you up with a nice cop! It would be alright, I would come bail you out!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-0814.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-0814.jpg)
Portia: "El, we need to buy a photo album to put all our wedding pictures in."
Ellen: "Okay, there's the 99 Cent Store up there, I bet they have some nice photo albums!!"
Portia: "No, the 98 Cent Store is across the street! I think they have some with wedding bells on the covers."
Ellen: "Seriously, I just don't know how the 99 Cent Store survives with the 98 Cent Store having photo albums WITH decorations on them!! It boggles my mind!"
Portia: Mine too!! Must be one of those weird mysteries of life!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0796.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0796.jpg)
Ellen: "The red carpet looks orange through this video camera!!"
Portia: "Are the color settings correct?"
Ellen: "I don't know, I've never used this thing before. Telepictures just gave me this camera and told me to have fun with it! Oh, by the way, your hair looks green through the lens!!"
Portia: "Oh, lovely!"
Ellen: "These are the comedy awards, right? Good, cause I would hate to be making a funny face for nothing! AND...I'm way too underdressed for a Vanity Fair party!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS32.jpg
Ellen: "'Dear Ellen, have you ever thought about wearing a french maid's uniform while hosting your show? Sincerely, Donna.' No Donna, ironically, I haven't!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/82.jpg
Ellen: "Who's ready to paint the walls to match my shoes? Good, now get going!! I've got 'people' to see and dancing to do!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS99.jpg
Ellen: "Hey...you forgot my chocolate shake and my hot fundge sundae inside a waffle bowl!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/wel1.jpg
Ellen: "My a** is asleep...so I just thought I would sit here and say hey!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-1.jpg)
Portia: "Hey, what do you say we put on masks tomorrow morning and run into the backyard and scare everybody!"
Ellen: "We won't have to wear masks!! Our faces are going to be two different colors since the sun is only shining on one side of them!!"
Portia: "If we had known this, we would've put on sunscreen!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, apparently a ribbon in the sky is not the only thing shining down on us this evening!"
I'm so in love with them!!! GAH, they are so beautiful!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-11-0814.jpg
Ellen: "I'm going to try to unlock the door with the remote this time!"
Portia: "Yeah, please do! The last time you tried to physically open the door with your key, you got attacked!!"
Ellen: "Well, like we know, all these Porsches look the same! I seriously thought it was our car!!"
Portia: "Well, the owner of the car thought you were breaking in!"
Ellen: "Yeah, she was not too happy!! Don't mess with 85 yr. olds with pepper spray!"
Portia: "Or else, you'lll be hiding behind your wife...who looks just as guilty as you!!"
Ellen: "Sorry about that by the way!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaOscars2-25-07139.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaOscars2-25-07139.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia honey, I'm stepping on all your fringes on your dress!!"
Portia: "Well, it's not like I can exactly pull it up!"
Ellen: "Well, if you wanted to."
Portia: "No, I don't wanna be taken away in a police car tonight!"
Ellen: "Oh, I bet Mama knows some people...she could hook you up with a nice cop! It would be alright, I would come bail you out!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-0814.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-0814.jpg)
Portia: "El, we need to buy a photo album to put all our wedding pictures in."
Ellen: "Okay, there's the 99 Cent Store up there, I bet they have some nice photo albums!!"
Portia: "No, the 98 Cent Store is across the street! I think they have some with wedding bells on the covers."
Ellen: "Seriously, I just don't know how the 99 Cent Store survives with the 98 Cent Store having photo albums WITH decorations on them!! It boggles my mind!"
Portia: Mine too!! Must be one of those weird mysteries of life!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0796.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0796.jpg)
Ellen: "The red carpet looks orange through this video camera!!"
Portia: "Are the color settings correct?"
Ellen: "I don't know, I've never used this thing before. Telepictures just gave me this camera and told me to have fun with it! Oh, by the way, your hair looks green through the lens!!"
Portia: "Oh, lovely!"