Pics of the Day - 8/24/08

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Ellen: "I like Fig Newtons. What are figs anyway? I think the word comes from the Latin for....uh, fig. I'll look it up tonight in my New World Encyclopedia, but I bet I'm right!"

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Ellen: "Mary, Andy, we were supposed to be going to Orlando, not Whoville!! And why is it so hot here? I thought Whoville was cold!!"

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Ellen: "Hand gel, hand gel, hand gel, I can't stress it enough!!!"

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Ellen: "I'm sitting in time out. I didn't do it though!! And I got my toys taken away from me...okay, well maybe just my tennis shoes! But that's even worse!"

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Ellen: "Can you move the tv a little to the left? I can only see the contestant standing on the left side of the American Idol stage!"

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Ellen: "Honey?"
Portia: "Hmmmmm?"
Ellen: "How much longer are you going to kiss me on the cheek? Not that I mind at all!"
Portia: "Hmmm hmm hmmm hmm hm hmmmm!!!"
Ellen: "What?!!!"
Portia: "Hmm Hmmmmm!!!"
Ellen: "You're stuck? I told you not to suck on that Wild Cherry sucker before we took pictures....those things are so sticky!!"
Gorgeous as always, and yes, I stole the idea for my caption from Ellen's caption from the pic of them dancing and her comment about being stuck from the hairspray...lol!!

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Ellen: "How are we gonna eat all this cake?"
Portia: "We're not, we're going to share it with the staff!!"
Ellen: "But can't we take a little bit of it home with us?"
Portia: "No, it have gone bad by the time we get home!"
Ellen: "But Portia, we only live a few minutes away!!"
Portia: "Not today!!"
Ellen: "What are you saying?"
Portia: "I'm NOT saying! It's a surprise!! But I will tell you one thing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"

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Portia: "Do you think they noticed us?"
Ellen: "No, that woman was standing next to us when I knocked down all the vases...they think it was her!!"
Portia: "How are you so sure of that?"
Ellen: "Because I stood behind her and pointed at her head when the manager looked at me!!"
Portia: "What about when I dropped the dishes all over the floor?"
Ellen: "I pointed to the man shopping with his wife. He needed something to liven up his day while he got to hold his wife's purse anyway!!"

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Ellen: "I'm it, try to catch me!!!"
Portia: "El, the show is getting ready to start! You have to sit down, you already knocked over Allison Janney and one of the Olsen Twins!"
Ellen: "I knocked the Olsen twin over onto Allison Janney! She's a tough one, she can take it! And if she pulls anything else on me tonight, I'm gettin' Nicolette Sheridan on her!!!"
Portia: "Okay honey, that's nice! Now please come and sit down! Here, have a breadstick. You have to calm down!!"
Ellen: "If I break something, will they kick us out of here?"
Portia: "Yes."
Ellen: "Will we get to keep whatever I break?"
Portia: "I'm sure you do, they have no use for it!! But you have to pay for it!"
Ellen: "That's fine, but that'll give me a good reason to pull out that lime green duct tape I've been saving for a special occassion!! Ooh, Allison's making a move!! I gotta go!"
Portia: "Uh, Ellen, uh....oh what the hell ever!!!"

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Ellen: "Portia, um, here comes security!!"
Portia: "And, so?"
Ellen: "And they have one of those frisk wands in their hands!!"
Portia: "Ellen, what's your point baby?"
Ellen: "I think they're coming after me!!!"
Portia: "Why would THEY be coming after YOU?"
Ellen: "There's a bracelet in my jacket, that was on one of the display tables a few minutes ago!!"
Portia: "Okay fine. Dancing With The Stars is on tonight...I'll send Craig over with the bail money...say hi to Mama for me!!"

[jjjoan]

ok here a better pic of the wedding:;)
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s30/jjjoan/peoplemag-scan-portiakiss600.jpg

[tcsced]

Thanks jjjoan! That looks great!:D

[bludflygrl]

Thanks for the pics Nicole! Joan nice job on the pic. I love the heart above their heads!:)

[J*Aph]

Love the potd! Thanx Nicole
But ehm, would somebody fill me in here, what's with the mama is in prison jokes, i guess i missed something here?

[irock4u]

I love the heart above their heads!:)


Thanks for pointing that out. I tend to focus on other things and miss the details.


Nicole, Thank you for the pics and comments:D

[misskitty]

thanks so much for the pictures of the day they are really awesome and jjjoan i love the picture you did as well it is very pretty :)

[jjjoan]

glad that u all like the pic i scan from people mag and make with photoshop. but the pic still not good in the color and lighting. i wish someone can get a HQ photo of this pic or hope that ellen will post a close-up.:p

[tcsced]

Love the potd! Thanx Nicole
But ehm, would somebody fill me in here, what's with the mama is in prison jokes, i guess i missed something here?

The thing about the Mama in prison jokes is...Ellen made a fake DVD called Mama Gone Wild and showed it on her show a few years ago, and so I make jokes out of sometimes, like as if Mama were really a wild child and doing crazy things and getting into trouble all the time.:D

[HeavensAngel332]

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*happy sigh* I adore this picture :p

Thanx for the pics Nicole! :thumbup:

[NVVNV]

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about the picture of ellen and her birthcake.... is someone have this show on you tube or somewhere on the net? is Ellen received the cake on the show of jan. 25th? or after the taping of the show? portia is there :-)

i'm brand new one in this forum...hi everyone...congras to elle and portia!

[AnastasiaBeavrhausen]

Thanks for the pics Nicole. I do love the wedding one the most! :D

[jlilest]

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about the picture of ellen and her birthcake.... is someone have this show on you tube or somewhere on the net? is Ellen received the cake on the show of jan. 25th? or after the taping of the show? portia is there :-)

i'm brand new one in this forum...hi everyone...congras to elle and portia!

That was during the show.

It was the show broadcast on her birthday.

I don't know if it is on YouTube though.

I almost forgot, welcome to the forum. :)

Be sure to have snacks and baked goods from the table in the back.

[J*Aph]

The thing about the Mama in prison jokes is...Ellen made a fake DVD called Mama Gone Wild and showed it on her show a few years ago, and so I make jokes out of sometimes, like as if Mama were really a wild child and doing crazy things and getting into trouble all the time.:D

right, see, just missed that kinda info, never saw that part i guess. Thanx for clearing that up for me!!