tcsced
08-25-2008, 12:14 AM
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Ellen: "That guy has a hole in his pants. Everyone is getting to see the plumber in him, and he's not even bent over!! I should go tell him. I wonder if there are any patches in the green room."
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Ellen: "Taking a picture of yourself is harder than it looks!! I've tried 38 times and I still haven't gotten myself centered in the frame! This is going to be the keeper, I know it!! Or not!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS943.jpg
Ellen: "I'm sorry, but I like to get my exercise the old fashioed way...a treadmill, BET, and my flask!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_selfmagazinebig2-Copy.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_selfmagazinebig2-Copy.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, you look cute hanging upside down from that tree branch, but you might wanna get down from there...we only planted that tree a few months ago. C'mon, I've got a book about animals and my arm to keep you company. No, jumping down might not be such a good idea...you remember what happened with the last hammock...I'm not buying another one!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS950.jpg
Ellen: "Give me back my lipstick!! No, I will not let you borrow my mascara! Hey, that's my purse!! This better be a dream! Hey, where are you going with my tube top and mini skirt? Come back here!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-0836.jpg
Portia: "El, Mabel is all wet, what happened?"
Ellen: "She thinks she's a fish! She must have gotten in the pool before we came out here!"
Portia: "And no one bothered to tell us?"
Ellen: "I guess they're all too busy socializing. She'll dry off, it's hot out here."
Portia: "El, she just followed me out here from the bedroom...she was lying on the bed!!"
Ellen: "This was after she was supposedly in the pool?"
Portia: "Yes."
Ellen: "And you didn't realize she was wet when she was lying on the bed?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "Well, we'll just roll Wolf around on the bed to absorb the water...he's fluffy enough!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-15-072.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-15-072.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, don't forget, we need to buy a new pillow today.
Ellen: "I still don't understand how you managed to shred one of your pillows into a thousand pieces!!"
Portia: "Well, it's all your fault! You started the pillow fight!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but I didn't jump ON the bed and throw the thing OVER my head!"
Portia: "Maybe we should take the ceiling fan out of the ceiling."
Ellen: "And put it where?"
Portia: "Ummmm....on the floor?"
Ellen: "Then we won't be able to play sock soccer!! Are you trying to shred all of our socks too?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-23-051.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-23-051.jpg)
Portia: "Look at those people riding up and down the street in go-carts!! That looks like fun!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but is it as fun as riding up and down the hallway in Hawaii Chairs?"
Portia: "No. Speaking of which, do you wanna race tonight?"
Ellen: "Yeah, that sounds like fun!!"
Portia: "You're going down tonight honey!"
Ellen: "It's better than going up, which is what always happens to you when you set the thing on fast and you go flying out of the chair within a matter of seconds!!"
Portia: "Yeah, but I always land on the bed!! And you remember what the rules are...the first one to make it to the bed wins!!"
Ellen: "Gee, it's such a shame yours will have a glitch in it tonight!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-2.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-2.jpg)
Portia: "I'm soooo gonna shove this cake in your face!"
Ellen: "Go for it! I'd like to see you try!!"
Portia: "Oh honey, it's on!!"
Ellen: "Then you're gonna have cake in your mouth, nose, eyes, ears, hair, everywhere!!"
Portia: "WHUUUUUUT?"
Ellen: "Yeah, if there's anything I like, it's a good cake fight!! Heads up!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-15-0724.jpg
Ellen: "Honey, I'm exhausted, can I rest my head on your shoulder?"
Portia: "Yes, but don't fall asleep, you might win another Emmy tonight!"
Ellen: "Honey, if I do, then you just go there and make an acceptance speech for me. Thank the fans, Mary, Andy, Craig, Ed, my writers, Mama, everyone at Telepictures and Warner Bros., thank yourself."
Portia: "I can't thank myself, that would sound egotistical!!"
Ellen: "No, just tell them you're thanking everyone on behalf of me."
Portia: "Okay. But Ellen, if I get up, then you're going to fall all the way over into my chair and then you will wake up anyway from that, so why don't you just do it yourself?"
Ellen: "Honey, you just wanna hear me say I love you up on stage, don't you."
Portia: "Yes, but more importantly, I think you should make the speech yourself, it is your show after all!"
Ellen: "You're right, but I like the first part of your answer better. So you go up and make the speech for me and I'll tell you I love you when we get home!! Good deal? I thought so, thank you!! Good night!"
Portia: "Oh, my girl...you are such a sleepy nut!"
Ellen: "That guy has a hole in his pants. Everyone is getting to see the plumber in him, and he's not even bent over!! I should go tell him. I wonder if there are any patches in the green room."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/EllenBWfavorite-Copy.jpg
Ellen: "Taking a picture of yourself is harder than it looks!! I've tried 38 times and I still haven't gotten myself centered in the frame! This is going to be the keeper, I know it!! Or not!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS943.jpg
Ellen: "I'm sorry, but I like to get my exercise the old fashioed way...a treadmill, BET, and my flask!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_selfmagazinebig2-Copy.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_selfmagazinebig2-Copy.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, you look cute hanging upside down from that tree branch, but you might wanna get down from there...we only planted that tree a few months ago. C'mon, I've got a book about animals and my arm to keep you company. No, jumping down might not be such a good idea...you remember what happened with the last hammock...I'm not buying another one!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS950.jpg
Ellen: "Give me back my lipstick!! No, I will not let you borrow my mascara! Hey, that's my purse!! This better be a dream! Hey, where are you going with my tube top and mini skirt? Come back here!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBackyard8-17-0836.jpg
Portia: "El, Mabel is all wet, what happened?"
Ellen: "She thinks she's a fish! She must have gotten in the pool before we came out here!"
Portia: "And no one bothered to tell us?"
Ellen: "I guess they're all too busy socializing. She'll dry off, it's hot out here."
Portia: "El, she just followed me out here from the bedroom...she was lying on the bed!!"
Ellen: "This was after she was supposedly in the pool?"
Portia: "Yes."
Ellen: "And you didn't realize she was wet when she was lying on the bed?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "Well, we'll just roll Wolf around on the bed to absorb the water...he's fluffy enough!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-15-072.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-15-072.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, don't forget, we need to buy a new pillow today.
Ellen: "I still don't understand how you managed to shred one of your pillows into a thousand pieces!!"
Portia: "Well, it's all your fault! You started the pillow fight!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but I didn't jump ON the bed and throw the thing OVER my head!"
Portia: "Maybe we should take the ceiling fan out of the ceiling."
Ellen: "And put it where?"
Portia: "Ummmm....on the floor?"
Ellen: "Then we won't be able to play sock soccer!! Are you trying to shred all of our socks too?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-23-051.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-23-051.jpg)
Portia: "Look at those people riding up and down the street in go-carts!! That looks like fun!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but is it as fun as riding up and down the hallway in Hawaii Chairs?"
Portia: "No. Speaking of which, do you wanna race tonight?"
Ellen: "Yeah, that sounds like fun!!"
Portia: "You're going down tonight honey!"
Ellen: "It's better than going up, which is what always happens to you when you set the thing on fast and you go flying out of the chair within a matter of seconds!!"
Portia: "Yeah, but I always land on the bed!! And you remember what the rules are...the first one to make it to the bed wins!!"
Ellen: "Gee, it's such a shame yours will have a glitch in it tonight!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-2.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-2.jpg)
Portia: "I'm soooo gonna shove this cake in your face!"
Ellen: "Go for it! I'd like to see you try!!"
Portia: "Oh honey, it's on!!"
Ellen: "Then you're gonna have cake in your mouth, nose, eyes, ears, hair, everywhere!!"
Portia: "WHUUUUUUT?"
Ellen: "Yeah, if there's anything I like, it's a good cake fight!! Heads up!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-15-0724.jpg
Ellen: "Honey, I'm exhausted, can I rest my head on your shoulder?"
Portia: "Yes, but don't fall asleep, you might win another Emmy tonight!"
Ellen: "Honey, if I do, then you just go there and make an acceptance speech for me. Thank the fans, Mary, Andy, Craig, Ed, my writers, Mama, everyone at Telepictures and Warner Bros., thank yourself."
Portia: "I can't thank myself, that would sound egotistical!!"
Ellen: "No, just tell them you're thanking everyone on behalf of me."
Portia: "Okay. But Ellen, if I get up, then you're going to fall all the way over into my chair and then you will wake up anyway from that, so why don't you just do it yourself?"
Ellen: "Honey, you just wanna hear me say I love you up on stage, don't you."
Portia: "Yes, but more importantly, I think you should make the speech yourself, it is your show after all!"
Ellen: "You're right, but I like the first part of your answer better. So you go up and make the speech for me and I'll tell you I love you when we get home!! Good deal? I thought so, thank you!! Good night!"
Portia: "Oh, my girl...you are such a sleepy nut!"