tcsced
08-26-2008, 12:33 AM
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Ellen: "Oh no, it's snowing!! Now I look silly! You probably won't believe this, but I've never looked silly in something before!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen20i20Portia200703202007-51.jpg
Ellen: "Ooh, my car is low on gas!! Darn, this stuff is expensive...which reminds me, I have got to cut back on my cowgirl outfits!! Really, how many different colored hats and vests do you need to ride an iGallop???"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS252.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS252.jpg)
Ellen: "Yes, Lauren, there are people here! And they're cheering for you, yes!! I know my name is on the building, but I share the happiness with other people, you know? Calm down, it'll be alright....do you need a pill?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS954.jpg
Ellen: "Bob, you've already made me sweat enough as it is today, go ahead and let it out!! I don't care if you sneeze all over me...well, actually I do, but thanks to you I need a shower anyway!"
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Ellen: "Sorry, I would give you a ride, but my car is only built for two. Unless you want to ride on the hood! Although the sound quality of your video will be very poor...and loud!!"
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Portia: "Ellen, since we're in NY, what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
Ellen: "We could visit the Statue of Liberty."
Portia: "Hmmm, no, I'm afraid of heights."
Ellen: "We could take a ride on a ferry."
Portia: "No, it'll be too windy."
Ellen: "We could ride on the subway."
Portia: "No, too tight of a space to be crammed into for so long!!"
Ellen: "We could hang out in Central Park."
Portia: "Hmm, there are too many people running around!"
Ellen: "*big sigh* We could see a show on Broadway."
Portia: "No, too loud!"
Ellen: "Honey I'm out of ideas. We could stay in bed at the hotel and sleep all day."
Portia: "That sounds good!!"
Ellen: "Good, I'm so glad we didn't come all the way to NYC JUST for the Daytime Emmys, that would have been a waste!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0510.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0510.jpg)
Ellen: "I found this thing in the street. This could really damage someone's tire."
Portia: "What are you going to do with it?"
Ellen: "Leave it on the bike trail."
Portia: "Good idea. It's a good thing bikes don't have tires too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0819.jpg
Ellen: "Uh, honey?"
Portia: "Yeah?"
Ellen: "I think we're stuck!"
Portia: "How is that possible?"
Ellen: "I don't know, but somehow we're stuck to each other's chest!! Maybe it's your bra!"
Portia: "El, I'm not wearing a bra!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah! Well, mine is covered by my shirt! AND it hooks in the back!!"
Portia: "Gee, I have no idea what it could be then!!"
Ellen: "You ate one of the those suckers with the juice inside, didn't you?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "I smell blue raspberry on you!! You spilled it down your dress, didn't you?"
Portia: "I don't know what you're talking about!!"
Ellen: "It's a good thing this is our wedding because otherwise, we would look silly standing like this for this long!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-0824.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-0824.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, don't laugh at Craig! He didn't mean to go into the Ladies Room!!"
Portia: "I know, but it was so funny when that woman screamed and he came running out!!!"
Ellen: "Well, I guess we can blame the restaurant...they put the label on the door in writing instead of the picture of the woman in the skirt!!"
Portia: "I thought he knew Italian though!!"
Ellen: "No, he only told us that so he would look cool!"
Portia: "Well, he sure did look cool running out of the bathroom being hit on the head by an old lady with mase and a big purse!!"
Ellen: "Craig gets the award for most embarassing moment on our trip to Italy!!"
Portia: "But El, we've only been here one day so far! You don't think something else embarassing is bound to happen?"
Ellen: "Nah, nothing could top that...unles of course, you get spaghetti up your nose!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaNY5-21-0526.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaNY5-21-0526.jpg)
Ellen: "These directions make no sense!!"
Portia: "Why? What do they say?"
Ellen: "They are totally wrong!! We are wayyyyy too far away from the hotel than we should be right now!!"
Portia: "Well, who gave you the directions?"
Ellen: "The doorman!"
Portia: "Oh Ellen, I forgot to tell you, he told me last night when we were coming in from the awards that he's only lived here for a week."
Ellen: "How did I miss that whole conversation?"
Portia: "You celebrated a little too much in the limo on the way back to the hotel."
Ellen: "Oh yeah!! That was fun!! Anyway, how are we gonna get back to where we need to be?"
Portia: "Ask someone...who has lived here for more than a week?"
Ellen: "Good idea...I knew I brought you along for something!!"
Ellen: "Oh no, it's snowing!! Now I look silly! You probably won't believe this, but I've never looked silly in something before!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen20i20Portia200703202007-51.jpg
Ellen: "Ooh, my car is low on gas!! Darn, this stuff is expensive...which reminds me, I have got to cut back on my cowgirl outfits!! Really, how many different colored hats and vests do you need to ride an iGallop???"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS252.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS252.jpg)
Ellen: "Yes, Lauren, there are people here! And they're cheering for you, yes!! I know my name is on the building, but I share the happiness with other people, you know? Calm down, it'll be alright....do you need a pill?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS954.jpg
Ellen: "Bob, you've already made me sweat enough as it is today, go ahead and let it out!! I don't care if you sneeze all over me...well, actually I do, but thanks to you I need a shower anyway!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/122807-11.jpg
Ellen: "Sorry, I would give you a ride, but my car is only built for two. Unless you want to ride on the hood! Although the sound quality of your video will be very poor...and loud!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys5-20-053-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys5-20-053-1.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, since we're in NY, what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
Ellen: "We could visit the Statue of Liberty."
Portia: "Hmmm, no, I'm afraid of heights."
Ellen: "We could take a ride on a ferry."
Portia: "No, it'll be too windy."
Ellen: "We could ride on the subway."
Portia: "No, too tight of a space to be crammed into for so long!!"
Ellen: "We could hang out in Central Park."
Portia: "Hmm, there are too many people running around!"
Ellen: "*big sigh* We could see a show on Broadway."
Portia: "No, too loud!"
Ellen: "Honey I'm out of ideas. We could stay in bed at the hotel and sleep all day."
Portia: "That sounds good!!"
Ellen: "Good, I'm so glad we didn't come all the way to NYC JUST for the Daytime Emmys, that would have been a waste!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0510.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0510.jpg)
Ellen: "I found this thing in the street. This could really damage someone's tire."
Portia: "What are you going to do with it?"
Ellen: "Leave it on the bike trail."
Portia: "Good idea. It's a good thing bikes don't have tires too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0819.jpg
Ellen: "Uh, honey?"
Portia: "Yeah?"
Ellen: "I think we're stuck!"
Portia: "How is that possible?"
Ellen: "I don't know, but somehow we're stuck to each other's chest!! Maybe it's your bra!"
Portia: "El, I'm not wearing a bra!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah! Well, mine is covered by my shirt! AND it hooks in the back!!"
Portia: "Gee, I have no idea what it could be then!!"
Ellen: "You ate one of the those suckers with the juice inside, didn't you?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "I smell blue raspberry on you!! You spilled it down your dress, didn't you?"
Portia: "I don't know what you're talking about!!"
Ellen: "It's a good thing this is our wedding because otherwise, we would look silly standing like this for this long!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-0824.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-0824.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, don't laugh at Craig! He didn't mean to go into the Ladies Room!!"
Portia: "I know, but it was so funny when that woman screamed and he came running out!!!"
Ellen: "Well, I guess we can blame the restaurant...they put the label on the door in writing instead of the picture of the woman in the skirt!!"
Portia: "I thought he knew Italian though!!"
Ellen: "No, he only told us that so he would look cool!"
Portia: "Well, he sure did look cool running out of the bathroom being hit on the head by an old lady with mase and a big purse!!"
Ellen: "Craig gets the award for most embarassing moment on our trip to Italy!!"
Portia: "But El, we've only been here one day so far! You don't think something else embarassing is bound to happen?"
Ellen: "Nah, nothing could top that...unles of course, you get spaghetti up your nose!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaNY5-21-0526.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaNY5-21-0526.jpg)
Ellen: "These directions make no sense!!"
Portia: "Why? What do they say?"
Ellen: "They are totally wrong!! We are wayyyyy too far away from the hotel than we should be right now!!"
Portia: "Well, who gave you the directions?"
Ellen: "The doorman!"
Portia: "Oh Ellen, I forgot to tell you, he told me last night when we were coming in from the awards that he's only lived here for a week."
Ellen: "How did I miss that whole conversation?"
Portia: "You celebrated a little too much in the limo on the way back to the hotel."
Ellen: "Oh yeah!! That was fun!! Anyway, how are we gonna get back to where we need to be?"
Portia: "Ask someone...who has lived here for more than a week?"
Ellen: "Good idea...I knew I brought you along for something!!"