tcsced
08-27-2008, 12:07 AM
My first set of pics to start my last school year! My summer ends today and I go back to school!! UGH!!!! God help me!! But at least I have a gap in between my classes every day this semester and it just happens to be when TEDS is on...thank God I live five minutes up the road...I can come home and watch it...even though I'm recording it anyway...LOL!!! Don't know why I had to share that, but I did!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/31.jpg
Ellen: "Portia!!! The spare house key is inside the left shoe of my blue pair of Converses in the very back left-hand corner of the closet!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Emmys9-14-972.jpg
Ellen: "This means so much to me, I can't believe they're giving me one! I have always wanted a tall plant like that before and now they're giving it to me!!! Oh, I feel so blessed!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_LettermanNY5-19-054.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_LettermanNY5-19-054.jpg)
Ellen: "When I was working with my seamstress, she said, 'Ellen, you need white buttons on your shirt,' but I told her no! What do you think? Be honest, but don't get all Simon on me...I'm sensitive!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_NY3-11-044.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY3-11-044.jpg)
Ellen: "Whew, it's cold out here!! It's a good thing I got my new tires put on my car yesterday at the Michelin store...they gave me a complementary jacket!! And who says you can't get anything for free these days?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Webcam5-22-072.jpg
Ellen1: "That is really NOT funny!!"
Ellen2: "Well, maybe it's KINDA funny."
Ellen3: "Actually, that is VERY funny!!"
Ellen4: "Here, let me show you a picture of JUST how funny it is!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGoldenGlobesAfterPar-1.jpg
Ellen: "I stole a shrimp off the table back there and put it in my back pocket, do you think anyone will notice?"
Portia: "No, not unless they come up behind you and smell something fishy on you!!"
Ellen: "Nah, I already drank all the vodka that was on the other table! The liquor should cover up the shrimp smell."
Portia: "Only if they're standing in front of you while you're talking to them!!"
Ellen: "That's why it's your job to stand behind me for the rest of the night!"
Portia: "And what am I supposed to do back there?"
Ellen: "Put your arms around me, pretend you're fixing the tag in my shirt, do whatever...just BE COOL!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaNY4-056.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaNY4-056.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, we've been standing here forever and we can't hail a taxi, it's impossible!!"
Ellen: "Well, we'll just take a train! You can be the conductor!!"
Portia: "Very funny!!"
Ellen: "So is your hat!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-1.jpg)
Ellen: "I think I have a hair in my mouth!!"
Portia: "Well, you'd better get it out before we go inside the church!! You don't want to look like a fool spitting all over the place in there!!"
Ellen: "It's all the Chairman's fault!! She's the one that sat on my shirt before we left and now her hair is flying up in my mouth!"
Portia: "Well, you shouldn't have laid your shirt on the bed!"
Ellen: "Well, it's our bedroom!! She has her own bed!!"
Portia: "Unfortunately...for you at this point...she doesn't know that!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-2-0813.jpg
Portia: "El, let me take a picture of you with that beautiful landscape scene in the background!"
Ellen: "No honey, I think the 13 pictures you already took are enough!!"
Portia: "Oh c'mon, just one more?"
Ellen: "Oh alright! But don't let Craig put the rabbit ears behind my head this time!! After 13 pictures of that, it's not that funny anymore!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Oscars07-114.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Oscars07-114.jpg)
Ellen: "Wow, I didn't realize that the photographers got to wear all this fancy stuff!!"
Portia: "I know, look at those big yellow necklaces around their necks!!"
Ellen: "Snoop Dog would be soooo jealous!!"
Portia: "He would be soooo Fashizzled!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/31.jpg
Ellen: "Portia!!! The spare house key is inside the left shoe of my blue pair of Converses in the very back left-hand corner of the closet!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Emmys9-14-972.jpg
Ellen: "This means so much to me, I can't believe they're giving me one! I have always wanted a tall plant like that before and now they're giving it to me!!! Oh, I feel so blessed!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_LettermanNY5-19-054.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_LettermanNY5-19-054.jpg)
Ellen: "When I was working with my seamstress, she said, 'Ellen, you need white buttons on your shirt,' but I told her no! What do you think? Be honest, but don't get all Simon on me...I'm sensitive!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_NY3-11-044.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_NY3-11-044.jpg)
Ellen: "Whew, it's cold out here!! It's a good thing I got my new tires put on my car yesterday at the Michelin store...they gave me a complementary jacket!! And who says you can't get anything for free these days?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Webcam5-22-072.jpg
Ellen1: "That is really NOT funny!!"
Ellen2: "Well, maybe it's KINDA funny."
Ellen3: "Actually, that is VERY funny!!"
Ellen4: "Here, let me show you a picture of JUST how funny it is!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGoldenGlobesAfterPar-1.jpg
Ellen: "I stole a shrimp off the table back there and put it in my back pocket, do you think anyone will notice?"
Portia: "No, not unless they come up behind you and smell something fishy on you!!"
Ellen: "Nah, I already drank all the vodka that was on the other table! The liquor should cover up the shrimp smell."
Portia: "Only if they're standing in front of you while you're talking to them!!"
Ellen: "That's why it's your job to stand behind me for the rest of the night!"
Portia: "And what am I supposed to do back there?"
Ellen: "Put your arms around me, pretend you're fixing the tag in my shirt, do whatever...just BE COOL!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaNY4-056.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaNY4-056.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, we've been standing here forever and we can't hail a taxi, it's impossible!!"
Ellen: "Well, we'll just take a train! You can be the conductor!!"
Portia: "Very funny!!"
Ellen: "So is your hat!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMervGriffinsFuneral8-1.jpg)
Ellen: "I think I have a hair in my mouth!!"
Portia: "Well, you'd better get it out before we go inside the church!! You don't want to look like a fool spitting all over the place in there!!"
Ellen: "It's all the Chairman's fault!! She's the one that sat on my shirt before we left and now her hair is flying up in my mouth!"
Portia: "Well, you shouldn't have laid your shirt on the bed!"
Ellen: "Well, it's our bedroom!! She has her own bed!!"
Portia: "Unfortunately...for you at this point...she doesn't know that!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-2-0813.jpg
Portia: "El, let me take a picture of you with that beautiful landscape scene in the background!"
Ellen: "No honey, I think the 13 pictures you already took are enough!!"
Portia: "Oh c'mon, just one more?"
Ellen: "Oh alright! But don't let Craig put the rabbit ears behind my head this time!! After 13 pictures of that, it's not that funny anymore!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Oscars07-114.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Oscars07-114.jpg)
Ellen: "Wow, I didn't realize that the photographers got to wear all this fancy stuff!!"
Portia: "I know, look at those big yellow necklaces around their necks!!"
Ellen: "Snoop Dog would be soooo jealous!!"
Portia: "He would be soooo Fashizzled!!!"