Pics of the Day - 8/28/08

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Ellen: "How nice of them to give me a chair! I guess they'll send the adjoining table to the house since it is too big to fit in the limo?"

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Ellen: "Sir, can I borrow your cell phone for a minute? I want to do an updated version of 'Phone Call To God.'"

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Ellen: "Watch your hands buddy!! I'm a married now...to a woman whose wedding ring could poke your eyes out if you go beyond her territory!!"

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Ellen: "Listen, this is not junior high school. I'm trying to make a speech and you all are just talking above me!! The next person who talks is going to get a gay detention!! Won't that make you GLAAD?"

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Ellen: "Hi, can I come in? Oh thank you!! I promise I'll act like I'm not even here! There's a crazy woman that keeps following me down the street dressed in neon green glitter and riding a unicycle!! She claims to be my mother, but Mama would never do anything like that!! She would be juggling knives at the same time!"

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Ellen: "Ew! What is that???"
Portia: "Oh Ellen, it's just a cricket honey!!"
Ellen: "Well, I don't want that in my food, get it away!!"
Portia: "El, you ate crickets on your show a few years ago!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah? Were they good?"
Portia: "I don't know...you tell me, you're the one that ate them!!!"
Ellen: "They were pretty good. What is the name of this restaurant again?"
Portia: "Salma's."
Ellen: "Hmm...okay!!"

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Portia: "Ellen, why are there som many rocks in the ground?"
Ellen: "I don't know honey, that's something only God can answer!!"
Portia: "Well, then I'm out of luck in finding out for a while, aren't I?"
Ellen: "Yeah, unless I can find her number. I think I still have my little black book from 1986...I'll look her up for ya!!"

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Ellen: "I hope he knows we're not liable if he falls down and breaks something!!"
Portia: "I'm sure he knows that! But you know he'll be expecting you...being the sweet person that you are...to give him a ride to the hospital!"
Ellen: "What a romantic honeymoon that will be, huh? You, me, and him in the emergency room!!"
Portia: "Well, it could be worse...we could be having to take a dozen to the emergency room!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, I guess that's true! Thank goodness we're not in our 20s and wearing bags on our skinny bodies!!"
Portia: "The paps can keep them!! We'll take our one paparazzo and clean him up really well!!!"

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Ellen: "Honey, your head looks square!!"
Portia: "Hey, I didn't say anything about your tiny head!"
Ellen: "That's because I'm not standing in front of a VH1 sign on the wall!!"
Portia: "Well, why didn't you tell me sooner?"
Ellen: "I did tell you sooner...sooner than now...which was about two minutes ago!!"
Portia: "You think you're so funny, don't you?"
Ellen: "Well, I hope so, because if I'm not, I'm getting paid too much money to be a dancer!!"

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Ellen: "Do you want some 'beef' sliders or do you want a salad?"
Portia: "I just want you and the rest of the wedding cake!!"
Ellen: "But we have to share it with everyone after dinner!"
Portia: "Who says??? It's our wedding!!"
Ellen: "But remember we only have 19 people to feed, not 200 or more like we originally planned."
Portia: "Oh yeah, I don't know why or how I let that slip my mind!!"
Ellen: "So good, so you want the salad?"
Portia: "Sure! But I still want you too!! I don't have to share you with any of them, do I?"
Ellen: "No honey, that's the best part!! You get me all to yourself!"

[Steef1991]

thanks nicole, I like them like always. It's a good start of the day!:D

[dancingelenfan]

Very nice pics!! There pretty cool!! thanks allot nicole!:D

[bludflygrl]

Thanks for the pics and comments Nicole! How bout that hair style in the second one?? I remember when that was popular:p:D

[hobbes]

How bout that hair style in the second one?? I remember when that was popular:p:D

It's awful !!! :D:D:D It's impossible to look at !!! :p

I really love the 7th. They're both stunning and I like the way Ellen is dressed !:o

Thanks for the pics, Nicole :)

[ellenstar]

Thanks again for pics and comments Nicole.

[Jace]

Thanks for sharing, I love the pics.

[i_love_ellen]

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She looks sooooo freakin sexXy here! lol:p

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And this pic just makes me melt, SO adorable!!

Thankyou for the pictures nicole.:)

[debby]

nice pics like allways :) thanks

[AnastasiaBeavrhausen]

Thanks Nicole for the P:)D!

[misskitty]

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i like this wedding picture of Ellen and Portia it is really sweet. Thanks so much Nicole for the pictures of the day :)

[J*Aph]

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i like this wedding picture of Ellen and Portia it is really sweet. Thanks so much Nicole for the pictures of the day :)

I agree, it's so spontanious this picture, just love that!

[irock4u]

I love the way they look at each other sooooo romantic


Thank you for sharing the pics and comments