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08-29-2008, 12:19 AM
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Ellen: "I hope Letterman doesn't drag this interview out too long!! The Red Lobster on Times Square is having a 2-for-1 special on their shrimp buffet tonight and it starts at 6pm!! Craig and I have already decided we want to be the first in line!!"
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Ellen: "I'm doing a New Orleans remix of 'The Emmy Song.' I'm mixing a little harmonica in with the piano for that bluesy/cajun effect!! You just wait...it will be at the top of Billboard next week!!"
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Ellen: "Jesus! That's loud!! I thought when they said this thing was sponsored by Tide that we would be listening to the soothing sounds of the water tide on the Riverfront!! W-r-ooooo-nnnn-g!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Mama1.jpg
Ellen: "Mama likes to work with all mediums of art: pencil, paint, sculpture, stencils...huh? Anyway, this is a self-portrait of her at Mardis Gras when I sent her for the show in 2006! This is the footage you DIDN'T see on tv!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Laughinghard1.jpg
Ellen: "Andy, first a crate, then a pumpkin, now a pillow case? What are you going to jump out of next?"
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Ellen: "Portia, is that really Fabio over there?"
Portia: "It is."
Ellen: "OMG, I've always talked about him, but I've never actually met him!!"
Portia: "Well, why don't you go over and say hi to him?"
Ellen: "No, I heard he has this really sad crush on me. I already have a hot blonde hanging on me, I don't want or need another one!"
Portia: "Aww, that's sweet!"
Ellen: "I know. So, do you think David Spade will be jealous if I go over and introduce myself to Fabio?"
Portia: "No Ellen, I'm sure DAVID SPADE won't be jealous!!"
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Portia: "Honey the sale just ended, you missed it!!"
Ellen: "What do you mean, we missed it?"
Portia: "No, 'WE' didn't miss it, YOU did!"
Ellen: "How is that possible? We came here together?"
Portia: "Well, could it be because I went in the store and you stayed in the car trying to win a karaoke machine on some radio contest?"
Ellen: "Well, it didn't turn out so bad because I won it!! And they weren't even on sale in the store either, so sale or no sale, I got a great deal today!!"
Portia: "Great Ellen, that is 'soooooo' great honey! Let's go eat lunch!"
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Portia: "I hope they don't think this is our car...we don't drive a moped!!"
Ellen: "Honey, I'm sure they're bringing it around for someone else!"
Portia: "Well, I hope so...otherwise, you'll have to sit behind me and hold on tight, and my mother will have to....well, I don't know what we would do with my mother!!
Ellen: "She could ride on my shoulders...but you would have to be careful going around those curves once we get back up in the hills. We don't want her to fall off and end up looking like the guy who is sniffing the carpet in the Fabreeze commercial!"
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Portia: "Ellen, tell this man to get his hand off your butt, please!! Because if I do it, it won't be so nice!!"
Ellen: "I can't believe he has the nerve!!"
Portia: "Well, he'd better lose the nerve really quickly!!"
Ellen: "Okay, he put his hand down now. I thought you were going to blow up on him!!!"
Portia: "No, I wasn't going to blow up on him, I was just going to blow UP his hand!! Oh, and another thing...remind me to wear sunglasses the next time you wear that collar!!"
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Portia: "Ellen, I can't believe you just walked by those people and said KAA to them!!"
Ellen: "I know, it could have been a bad thing to say in this country, who knows!! But you know, there's not much I won't do for a good laugh!!"
Portia: "And we both got one for sure!! They're still looking at you funny! I think they're looking for your birdcage!!"
Ellen: "They think I sounded like a bird? HA!! Should I go back and do my owl impression?"
Portia: "No, they might start to think Americans are part bird...part human!"
Ellen: "I'll go back and do my ant impression!! That'll really screw with their minds!!"
Ellen: "I hope Letterman doesn't drag this interview out too long!! The Red Lobster on Times Square is having a 2-for-1 special on their shrimp buffet tonight and it starts at 6pm!! Craig and I have already decided we want to be the first in line!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_grammyre81.jpg
Ellen: "I'm doing a New Orleans remix of 'The Emmy Song.' I'm mixing a little harmonica in with the piano for that bluesy/cajun effect!! You just wait...it will be at the top of Billboard next week!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/81-1.jpg
Ellen: "Jesus! That's loud!! I thought when they said this thing was sponsored by Tide that we would be listening to the soothing sounds of the water tide on the Riverfront!! W-r-ooooo-nnnn-g!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Mama1.jpg
Ellen: "Mama likes to work with all mediums of art: pencil, paint, sculpture, stencils...huh? Anyway, this is a self-portrait of her at Mardis Gras when I sent her for the show in 2006! This is the footage you DIDN'T see on tv!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Laughinghard1.jpg
Ellen: "Andy, first a crate, then a pumpkin, now a pillow case? What are you going to jump out of next?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_352.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/352.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, is that really Fabio over there?"
Portia: "It is."
Ellen: "OMG, I've always talked about him, but I've never actually met him!!"
Portia: "Well, why don't you go over and say hi to him?"
Ellen: "No, I heard he has this really sad crush on me. I already have a hot blonde hanging on me, I don't want or need another one!"
Portia: "Aww, that's sweet!"
Ellen: "I know. So, do you think David Spade will be jealous if I go over and introduce myself to Fabio?"
Portia: "No Ellen, I'm sure DAVID SPADE won't be jealous!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaFredSegals4-15-059.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaFredSegals4-15-059.jpg)
Portia: "Honey the sale just ended, you missed it!!"
Ellen: "What do you mean, we missed it?"
Portia: "No, 'WE' didn't miss it, YOU did!"
Ellen: "How is that possible? We came here together?"
Portia: "Well, could it be because I went in the store and you stayed in the car trying to win a karaoke machine on some radio contest?"
Ellen: "Well, it didn't turn out so bad because I won it!! And they weren't even on sale in the store either, so sale or no sale, I got a great deal today!!"
Portia: "Great Ellen, that is 'soooooo' great honey! Let's go eat lunch!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaIlCielo8-13-084.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaIlCielo8-13-084.jpg)
Portia: "I hope they don't think this is our car...we don't drive a moped!!"
Ellen: "Honey, I'm sure they're bringing it around for someone else!"
Portia: "Well, I hope so...otherwise, you'll have to sit behind me and hold on tight, and my mother will have to....well, I don't know what we would do with my mother!!
Ellen: "She could ride on my shoulders...but you would have to be careful going around those curves once we get back up in the hills. We don't want her to fall off and end up looking like the guy who is sniffing the carpet in the Fabreeze commercial!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_EllenDegeneresAndPortiaDeRossi1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/EllenDegeneresAndPortiaDeRossi1.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, tell this man to get his hand off your butt, please!! Because if I do it, it won't be so nice!!"
Ellen: "I can't believe he has the nerve!!"
Portia: "Well, he'd better lose the nerve really quickly!!"
Ellen: "Okay, he put his hand down now. I thought you were going to blow up on him!!!"
Portia: "No, I wasn't going to blow up on him, I was just going to blow UP his hand!! Oh, and another thing...remind me to wear sunglasses the next time you wear that collar!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0834.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0834.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, I can't believe you just walked by those people and said KAA to them!!"
Ellen: "I know, it could have been a bad thing to say in this country, who knows!! But you know, there's not much I won't do for a good laugh!!"
Portia: "And we both got one for sure!! They're still looking at you funny! I think they're looking for your birdcage!!"
Ellen: "They think I sounded like a bird? HA!! Should I go back and do my owl impression?"
Portia: "No, they might start to think Americans are part bird...part human!"
Ellen: "I'll go back and do my ant impression!! That'll really screw with their minds!!"