tcsced
08-30-2008, 12:48 AM
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Ellen: "Lil El and I wore the same thing....I guess she thinks this is funny?"
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Ellen: "I don't coke OR bake, but I thought I would bring you all some cookies anyway!! Don't worry...if someone gets sick off the raw cookie dough, we're in a hospital!"
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Ellen: "Ah! That window washer just got to see more than what he wanted to see!! You would think these people living in high-rise apartments in NYC would know by now....don't sleep in the nude!"
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Ellen: "Yummmm, these snowflakes are good! Can I get some mustard to go with these?"
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Ellen: "Sir, this was a great idea!! I would have never thought to play horseshoes with pretzels and hot dogs!! And I am SOOOOOO kickin' your butt right now!"
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Ellen: "Now don't forget...this arm up, this leg back, this leg out, this arm in!"
Portia: "Ellen, you aren't trying to practice new dance moves for the new season again, are you?"
Ellen: "No, I'm just using the ones from last summer (that I never used on the show by the way) and I'm revamping them to make them available for partner dancing!"
Portia: "Oh, this should be fun!! While we're at it, we might as well learn the two-step too!!"
Ellen: "Well, I was gonna try that, but I tried on both of your cowboy hats and neither one of them fit my head!!"
Portia: "The chaps fit, didn't they?"
Ellen: "Yeah."
Portia: "Then the hat isn't that important!"
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Ellen: "There's a watch in your pocket, isn't there?"
Portia: "Nope, guess again!!"
Ellen: "A necklace?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "A pair of earrings?"
Portia: "Noooooo!!"
Ellen: "A bracelet?"
Portia: "No!"
Ellen: "Jesus woman, what are you hiding in your pocket? I feel something!!"
Portia: "Could it be my hand....maybe?"
Ellen: "Oh...yeah."
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Portia: "Thanks for helping me with my dress honey!"
Ellen: "You're welcome!! Besides, we wouldn't want any nips and tucks to your dress!! You only have one!"
Portia: "Yeah, that would be a disaster!!"
Ellen: "I would laugh."
Portia: "Ellen?!!!!"
Ellen: "Oh, I'm just kidding!! Actually I'm not...but seriously honey if your dress ripped, you could always borrow one of my dresses!! I still have the swan dress, just in case!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-15-07102.jpg
Portia: "Why do all these people keep hearding us like cattle into the press room!!"
Ellen: "I don't know, we've already been through there three times!"
Portia: "Maybe they're waiting for you to say something bad about The View, or something!!"
Ellen: "Well, it'll never happen!! The View gets over it every year...I think....so the press also needs to!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGrammys2-11-071.jpg
Ellen: "Wow, that performance was just so beautiful!!"
Portia: "Lovely!"
Ellen: "Moving!!"
Portia: "Touching!! Just magical!"
Ellen: "He really knows how to bring Sexy Back, doesn't he?"
Portia: "Go head be gone with it!!"
Ellen: "Lil El and I wore the same thing....I guess she thinks this is funny?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellen_degeneres1.jpg
Ellen: "I don't coke OR bake, but I thought I would bring you all some cookies anyway!! Don't worry...if someone gets sick off the raw cookie dough, we're in a hospital!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/NEW20YORK20CITY201120MARCH202004-16.jpg
Ellen: "Ah! That window washer just got to see more than what he wanted to see!! You would think these people living in high-rise apartments in NYC would know by now....don't sleep in the nude!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/NYC2011060420Ellen-232.jpg
Ellen: "Yummmm, these snowflakes are good! Can I get some mustard to go with these?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/241.jpg
Ellen: "Sir, this was a great idea!! I would have never thought to play horseshoes with pretzels and hot dogs!! And I am SOOOOOO kickin' your butt right now!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-15-075.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-15-075.jpg)
Ellen: "Now don't forget...this arm up, this leg back, this leg out, this arm in!"
Portia: "Ellen, you aren't trying to practice new dance moves for the new season again, are you?"
Ellen: "No, I'm just using the ones from last summer (that I never used on the show by the way) and I'm revamping them to make them available for partner dancing!"
Portia: "Oh, this should be fun!! While we're at it, we might as well learn the two-step too!!"
Ellen: "Well, I was gonna try that, but I tried on both of your cowboy hats and neither one of them fit my head!!"
Portia: "The chaps fit, didn't they?"
Ellen: "Yeah."
Portia: "Then the hat isn't that important!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaCartier5-9-0533.jpg
Ellen: "There's a watch in your pocket, isn't there?"
Portia: "Nope, guess again!!"
Ellen: "A necklace?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "A pair of earrings?"
Portia: "Noooooo!!"
Ellen: "A bracelet?"
Portia: "No!"
Ellen: "Jesus woman, what are you hiding in your pocket? I feel something!!"
Portia: "Could it be my hand....maybe?"
Ellen: "Oh...yeah."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0817-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0817-1.jpg)
Portia: "Thanks for helping me with my dress honey!"
Ellen: "You're welcome!! Besides, we wouldn't want any nips and tucks to your dress!! You only have one!"
Portia: "Yeah, that would be a disaster!!"
Ellen: "I would laugh."
Portia: "Ellen?!!!!"
Ellen: "Oh, I'm just kidding!! Actually I'm not...but seriously honey if your dress ripped, you could always borrow one of my dresses!! I still have the swan dress, just in case!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-15-07102.jpg
Portia: "Why do all these people keep hearding us like cattle into the press room!!"
Ellen: "I don't know, we've already been through there three times!"
Portia: "Maybe they're waiting for you to say something bad about The View, or something!!"
Ellen: "Well, it'll never happen!! The View gets over it every year...I think....so the press also needs to!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGrammys2-11-071.jpg
Ellen: "Wow, that performance was just so beautiful!!"
Portia: "Lovely!"
Ellen: "Moving!!"
Portia: "Touching!! Just magical!"
Ellen: "He really knows how to bring Sexy Back, doesn't he?"
Portia: "Go head be gone with it!!"