tcsced
09-01-2008, 02:20 AM
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Ellen: "Can you back up there with that light just a little bit, buddy? It is 6:30 in the morning and still dark outside. If you don't want me to run into you, please back off!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS323.jpg
Ellen: "Hey this is easy!! I'm going to make an Emmy out of cake next! Wait a minute, wouldn't that be something Rachel Ray would do?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/183.jpg
Ellen: "Well, Mama and I are off to the premiere of Saturday Night Fever at the local theatre...I'm playing the lead role!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS325.jpg
Ellen: "Don't worry Ashton, it's not like he's going to put us in a human sized bubble or anything!!"
If you remember this show, you remember what actually did happen...lol!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/30p2.jpg
Ellen: "Hey, hey, wait just a second, get down!! I know what that wiggling means...and this is a brand new jacket...where's your mommy?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/21-2.jpg
Ellen: "I feel like a college professor right now."
Portia: "I feel like a horse rider right now, except without the hat!"
Ellen: "Hey, let's switch outfits and see if anyone notices!!"
Portia: "They won't notice us!!! They'll think we left!"
Ellen: "Good, because I've been looking for a reason to leave this boring party for over an hour!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-088.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-088.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, did we remember to set the sprinkler system to go off every few hours at the house?"
Ellen: "I don't know, but I'm sure Craig will check it when he goes over to feed the animals."
Portia: "Ellen, Craig is with us...here in Italy!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah! Well, I'm sure Mama will check it! She's gonna go over there every day to play Guitar Hero anyway!!"
Portia: "So that's how I got to the final level!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, Mama's good!! You're not."
Portia: "I guess I'll have to thank her when we get back home!"
Ellen: "Yeah, for that, AND for keeping our animals alive!! You didn't know she was coming over every day to play Guitar Hero?"
Portia: "No, I didn't know that!"
Ellen: "Why do you think she stopped coming to the show every day? She made up that whole excuse about oh, she wanted to move out in the country...yeah right!"
Portia: "Damn, and here I thought I was good at Guitar Hero!!"
Ellen: "Ummmm....no. But just think about your favorite song to play on Guitar Hero....'Don't Stop Believing!'"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-0813.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-0813.jpg)
Portia: "Aw, Ellen, don't pout...it's okay, they will have our nachos the next time!!"
Ellen: "But I wanted them today! Tomorrow or the next day I might not want them!!!"
Portia: "Honey, it's going to be alright! What can I do?"
Ellen: "You can take me home and put on some Sarah McLachlan...I feel like being sad tonight!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0825.jpg
Portia: "I can't wait to go inside!!"
Ellen: "Me neither!! Those floor pillows look sooooo comfortable!!"
Portia: "El honey, did you forget what we are going inside to do?"
Ellen: "What?"
Portia: "To get married!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah...I can't wait to do that too!! That will also be sooooo very comfortable!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-17-088.jpg
Ellen: "Honey, why do you keep dragging me all over the town?"
Portia: "Are you not having fun?"
Ellen: "No, I'm having a blast!! But we have been walking for four hours and we haven't gone into one store!!"
Portia: "Oh, did I mention we weren't going shopping today?"
Ellen: "Ummm, no, somehow I guess you forgot to mention that!"
Portia: "Sorry! But you're getting a chance to wear in your new shoes, aren't you?"
Ellen: "Yeah."
Portia: "Then there you have it!! We have accomplished something...without buying anything...how long have we been trying to accomplish that?"
Ellen: "You're so good!"
Ellen: "Can you back up there with that light just a little bit, buddy? It is 6:30 in the morning and still dark outside. If you don't want me to run into you, please back off!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS323.jpg
Ellen: "Hey this is easy!! I'm going to make an Emmy out of cake next! Wait a minute, wouldn't that be something Rachel Ray would do?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/183.jpg
Ellen: "Well, Mama and I are off to the premiere of Saturday Night Fever at the local theatre...I'm playing the lead role!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS325.jpg
Ellen: "Don't worry Ashton, it's not like he's going to put us in a human sized bubble or anything!!"
If you remember this show, you remember what actually did happen...lol!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/30p2.jpg
Ellen: "Hey, hey, wait just a second, get down!! I know what that wiggling means...and this is a brand new jacket...where's your mommy?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/21-2.jpg
Ellen: "I feel like a college professor right now."
Portia: "I feel like a horse rider right now, except without the hat!"
Ellen: "Hey, let's switch outfits and see if anyone notices!!"
Portia: "They won't notice us!!! They'll think we left!"
Ellen: "Good, because I've been looking for a reason to leave this boring party for over an hour!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-088.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly6-30-088.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, did we remember to set the sprinkler system to go off every few hours at the house?"
Ellen: "I don't know, but I'm sure Craig will check it when he goes over to feed the animals."
Portia: "Ellen, Craig is with us...here in Italy!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah! Well, I'm sure Mama will check it! She's gonna go over there every day to play Guitar Hero anyway!!"
Portia: "So that's how I got to the final level!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, Mama's good!! You're not."
Portia: "I guess I'll have to thank her when we get back home!"
Ellen: "Yeah, for that, AND for keeping our animals alive!! You didn't know she was coming over every day to play Guitar Hero?"
Portia: "No, I didn't know that!"
Ellen: "Why do you think she stopped coming to the show every day? She made up that whole excuse about oh, she wanted to move out in the country...yeah right!"
Portia: "Damn, and here I thought I was good at Guitar Hero!!"
Ellen: "Ummmm....no. But just think about your favorite song to play on Guitar Hero....'Don't Stop Believing!'"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia8-18-0813.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia8-18-0813.jpg)
Portia: "Aw, Ellen, don't pout...it's okay, they will have our nachos the next time!!"
Ellen: "But I wanted them today! Tomorrow or the next day I might not want them!!!"
Portia: "Honey, it's going to be alright! What can I do?"
Ellen: "You can take me home and put on some Sarah McLachlan...I feel like being sad tonight!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0825.jpg
Portia: "I can't wait to go inside!!"
Ellen: "Me neither!! Those floor pillows look sooooo comfortable!!"
Portia: "El honey, did you forget what we are going inside to do?"
Ellen: "What?"
Portia: "To get married!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah...I can't wait to do that too!! That will also be sooooo very comfortable!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-17-088.jpg
Ellen: "Honey, why do you keep dragging me all over the town?"
Portia: "Are you not having fun?"
Ellen: "No, I'm having a blast!! But we have been walking for four hours and we haven't gone into one store!!"
Portia: "Oh, did I mention we weren't going shopping today?"
Ellen: "Ummm, no, somehow I guess you forgot to mention that!"
Portia: "Sorry! But you're getting a chance to wear in your new shoes, aren't you?"
Ellen: "Yeah."
Portia: "Then there you have it!! We have accomplished something...without buying anything...how long have we been trying to accomplish that?"
Ellen: "You're so good!"