tcsced
09-03-2008, 12:05 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_blackjacket.jpg
Ellen: "Em, em, em, em, emmm!!! I'm very disappointed in you!! Not really, I just like to stand with my hands on my hips...it makes me look very authoritative!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_CBSpromo011.jpg
Ellen: "Listen, Mr. Judge sir, I don't know what kind of crazy information she is giving you, but I'm telling you, my wife took my iPhone away from me!!! Why am I talking about this? This isn't even what the trial is about!! No, I don't know where my mama was on the night of November 21st."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-0611.jpg
Ellen: "Turn the flash off Ellen, turn the flash off Ellen!! I hope this turns out...why do they make these things so shiny? Last year I tried to take a picture of my Emmy and all I got was a white exposure!! So I painted an Emmy on it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_IdolGivesBack4-25-073.jpg
Ellen: "No, Ryan, we don't need any wedding gifts!! Trust me, after that birthday gift you gave me...and only me...I don't even want to think about what you would give me AND Portia!! Checkers or something?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_OlrandoTEDS4-0614.jpg
Ellen: "Cool it LL!! I already rode the Hulk with you! Do I need to hold up my left hand again to remind you of something?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0522.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0522.jpg)
Ellen: "You know, I think we should take an ice skating class!!"
Portia: "Why do you say that?"
Ellen: "Well, we're so good at walking in unison with each other, how hard could it be to do it on ice?"
Portia: "Not hard at all!! We would be lying in pefect unison on our backs in the middle of the ice skating rink!"
Ellen: "You have no faith in us doing this, do you?"
Portia: "Sure I do!! If we hold onto the bars along the wall!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0516.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0516.jpg)
Ellen: "What a cute potbelly pig that is over there!!"
Portia: "El, that is a dog."
Ellen: "OOPS, my bad!!"
Portia: "What did you just say?"
Ellen: "I said, 'OOPS, my bad!!' Why?"
Portia: "Just checking!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_SAGAwards2-053.jpg
Ellen: "No more food!! Why do they keep trying to bring us more food?"
Portia: "I think Nicolette Sheridan told the waiter that you were a pig!"
Ellen: "Where's her table? You got a can of silly string in your dress?"
Portia: "Oh yeah Ellen!! I have it strapped to my leg just like Sandra Bullock had her gun in Miss Congeniality!"
Ellen: "Well, there's no need to get sarcastic!!"
Portia: "Silly string is what got you in this predicament in the first place!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0875.jpg
Portia: "Yum, your hand tastes good...what kind of lotion did you put on today?"
Ellen: "That's not lotion, that's Halo, honey! I forgot to wash my hands after I fed the dogs this morning."
Portia: "Oh!! Aw hell, who cares! What flavor is that...beef, chicken?"
Ellen: "Turkey."
Portia: "Ah, is it just me or are you getting tired?"
Ellen: "No, it's just you."
So cute!! I posted this one because it is more close up, but here is the link to the whole picture. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0871.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0871.jpg)
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-20-0861.jpg
Portia: "I'm so excited for you honey!!"
Ellen: "Thank you. Don't get too over excited!! We don't want you to lose any of that bling you have on!!"
Portia: "I won't, I promise!"
Ellen: "Good because the only piece of it you don't have to give back in the morning is on your left ring finger!!"
Ellen: "Em, em, em, em, emmm!!! I'm very disappointed in you!! Not really, I just like to stand with my hands on my hips...it makes me look very authoritative!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_CBSpromo011.jpg
Ellen: "Listen, Mr. Judge sir, I don't know what kind of crazy information she is giving you, but I'm telling you, my wife took my iPhone away from me!!! Why am I talking about this? This isn't even what the trial is about!! No, I don't know where my mama was on the night of November 21st."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys4-28-0611.jpg
Ellen: "Turn the flash off Ellen, turn the flash off Ellen!! I hope this turns out...why do they make these things so shiny? Last year I tried to take a picture of my Emmy and all I got was a white exposure!! So I painted an Emmy on it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_IdolGivesBack4-25-073.jpg
Ellen: "No, Ryan, we don't need any wedding gifts!! Trust me, after that birthday gift you gave me...and only me...I don't even want to think about what you would give me AND Portia!! Checkers or something?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_OlrandoTEDS4-0614.jpg
Ellen: "Cool it LL!! I already rode the Hulk with you! Do I need to hold up my left hand again to remind you of something?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia4-19-0522.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-0522.jpg)
Ellen: "You know, I think we should take an ice skating class!!"
Portia: "Why do you say that?"
Ellen: "Well, we're so good at walking in unison with each other, how hard could it be to do it on ice?"
Portia: "Not hard at all!! We would be lying in pefect unison on our backs in the middle of the ice skating rink!"
Ellen: "You have no faith in us doing this, do you?"
Portia: "Sure I do!! If we hold onto the bars along the wall!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0516.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaFredSegals2-19-0516.jpg)
Ellen: "What a cute potbelly pig that is over there!!"
Portia: "El, that is a dog."
Ellen: "OOPS, my bad!!"
Portia: "What did you just say?"
Ellen: "I said, 'OOPS, my bad!!' Why?"
Portia: "Just checking!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_SAGAwards2-053.jpg
Ellen: "No more food!! Why do they keep trying to bring us more food?"
Portia: "I think Nicolette Sheridan told the waiter that you were a pig!"
Ellen: "Where's her table? You got a can of silly string in your dress?"
Portia: "Oh yeah Ellen!! I have it strapped to my leg just like Sandra Bullock had her gun in Miss Congeniality!"
Ellen: "Well, there's no need to get sarcastic!!"
Portia: "Silly string is what got you in this predicament in the first place!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0875.jpg
Portia: "Yum, your hand tastes good...what kind of lotion did you put on today?"
Ellen: "That's not lotion, that's Halo, honey! I forgot to wash my hands after I fed the dogs this morning."
Portia: "Oh!! Aw hell, who cares! What flavor is that...beef, chicken?"
Ellen: "Turkey."
Portia: "Ah, is it just me or are you getting tired?"
Ellen: "No, it's just you."
So cute!! I posted this one because it is more close up, but here is the link to the whole picture. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0871.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0871.jpg)
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-20-0861.jpg
Portia: "I'm so excited for you honey!!"
Ellen: "Thank you. Don't get too over excited!! We don't want you to lose any of that bling you have on!!"
Portia: "I won't, I promise!"
Ellen: "Good because the only piece of it you don't have to give back in the morning is on your left ring finger!!"