tcsced
09-07-2008, 01:20 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_StandUpToCancer9-5-081.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_StandUpToCancer9-5-081.jpg)
Ellen: "Yes, I'll show you my knuckles. Wow, you guys have weird requests!!"
For those of you trying to get an up close shot of her ring, this is a great picture for that!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS507.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS507.jpg)
Ellen: "Paula, those are just cue cards! I know about that little mishap with your cookbook exploding in the microwave when you were on Rachel Ray's talk show...don't worry, these are not pages from your cookbook! We're very careful around here!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS670.jpg
Ellen: "Who's thirsty? You want a Coke, or a gin, or a water? Well, the NBC commissary is right down the hall. You can get something there on your way out!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS760.jpg
Ellen: "This may surpass everything I have done in the past to make Portia laugh!! And I don't make her cry, but tonight I think she will cry...tears of uncontrollable laughter!! How thoughtful of you Mariah!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDSWebcam9-4-087.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDSWebcam9-4-087.jpg)
Ellen: "Ma'am, the commercial is over!! Audience dancing has ended for the next few minutes...sit down!! Don't make me have Andy text security to come and take you away...I know it would just kill him if he had to pull his phone out in the middle of the show to text someone!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-061.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, that woman over there just slipped on her own dress for the third time!!"
Ellen: "Honey, don't laugh, that could be you!!"
Portia: "How can I trip on my own dress when you're so busy tripping on it for the both of us?"
Ellen: "Well, that's gonna stop because I have come up with a new invention...Ellen's Dress Scrunchies...you tie them to the train of your dress in the back so that they are lifted off the ground into a nice little bundle of fabric hanging around your ankles!!"
Portia: "Whoa, look out kid inventors!!"
Ellen: "Was that sarcasm?"
Portia: "No, I think it's a great idea, really! Can you make one to match my dress?"
Ellen: "A different one for each dress every time we go out?"
Portia: "Yeah."
Ellen: "Let's see how they sell on the website first! We don't want another Ellen boxer fiasco!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly7-1-085.jpg
Portia: "Honey, my feet are killing me!"
Ellen: "You should get some shoes like mine. They are really comfortable and they would match your belt!"
Portia: "This is true, only....you bought those shoes in L.A. and we are in Italy right now...how is that going to help me?"
Ellen: "I have a solution to this problem."
Portia: "What, switch shoes with you?"
Ellen: "No. When we get back to L.A. buy a pair of shoes like mine and wear that same outfit...and then you'll match!"
Portia: "Did you even pay attention to why I wanted to get rid of these shoes for the day?"
Ellen: "Yeah, because they didn't match."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-3.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-3.jpg)
Ellen: "We really need to clean those banisters up there! They are really dusty."
Portia: "I love you!!"
Ellen: "I love you too. So....is Sunday good for you?"
Portia: "Have I told you lately that I love you?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGrammys2-11-074.jpg
Ellen: "Portia, why does that photographer look so scared of us?"
Portia: "I'm giving him they eye!!"
Ellen: "The evil eye?"
Portia: "Yeah, you know that one I do to scare people off?"
Ellen: "Yeah, you're really good at that too! We haven't had any Trick-or-Treaters at our front door since you pulled that trick two years ago!!"
Portia: "What can I say? I have my specialties!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0862.jpg
Ellen: "Portia honey, have you found anything cool on the beach yet?"
Portia: "Yes, I have."
Ellen: "What did you find?"
Portia: "A hot babe in a cute hat with nice legs in cute shorts!!"
Ellen: "WHUUUUUUUT? Excuse me??? Was her hat cuter than mine?"
Portia: "No, it looks just like yours."
Ellen: "Where is she?"
Portia: "She's standing right next to me holding my hand."
Ellen: "She's....oh, now I get it...sorry, the heat was getting to my head! Awwwwww!!! So, you really think I have nice legs?"
Portia: "They're lovely! And nice tan too!!"
Ellen: "Yes, I'll show you my knuckles. Wow, you guys have weird requests!!"
For those of you trying to get an up close shot of her ring, this is a great picture for that!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS507.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS507.jpg)
Ellen: "Paula, those are just cue cards! I know about that little mishap with your cookbook exploding in the microwave when you were on Rachel Ray's talk show...don't worry, these are not pages from your cookbook! We're very careful around here!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS670.jpg
Ellen: "Who's thirsty? You want a Coke, or a gin, or a water? Well, the NBC commissary is right down the hall. You can get something there on your way out!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS760.jpg
Ellen: "This may surpass everything I have done in the past to make Portia laugh!! And I don't make her cry, but tonight I think she will cry...tears of uncontrollable laughter!! How thoughtful of you Mariah!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDSWebcam9-4-087.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDSWebcam9-4-087.jpg)
Ellen: "Ma'am, the commercial is over!! Audience dancing has ended for the next few minutes...sit down!! Don't make me have Andy text security to come and take you away...I know it would just kill him if he had to pull his phone out in the middle of the show to text someone!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-061.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, that woman over there just slipped on her own dress for the third time!!"
Ellen: "Honey, don't laugh, that could be you!!"
Portia: "How can I trip on my own dress when you're so busy tripping on it for the both of us?"
Ellen: "Well, that's gonna stop because I have come up with a new invention...Ellen's Dress Scrunchies...you tie them to the train of your dress in the back so that they are lifted off the ground into a nice little bundle of fabric hanging around your ankles!!"
Portia: "Whoa, look out kid inventors!!"
Ellen: "Was that sarcasm?"
Portia: "No, I think it's a great idea, really! Can you make one to match my dress?"
Ellen: "A different one for each dress every time we go out?"
Portia: "Yeah."
Ellen: "Let's see how they sell on the website first! We don't want another Ellen boxer fiasco!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly7-1-085.jpg
Portia: "Honey, my feet are killing me!"
Ellen: "You should get some shoes like mine. They are really comfortable and they would match your belt!"
Portia: "This is true, only....you bought those shoes in L.A. and we are in Italy right now...how is that going to help me?"
Ellen: "I have a solution to this problem."
Portia: "What, switch shoes with you?"
Ellen: "No. When we get back to L.A. buy a pair of shoes like mine and wear that same outfit...and then you'll match!"
Portia: "Did you even pay attention to why I wanted to get rid of these shoes for the day?"
Ellen: "Yeah, because they didn't match."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-3.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPeopleMagazineTEDSWe-3.jpg)
Ellen: "We really need to clean those banisters up there! They are really dusty."
Portia: "I love you!!"
Ellen: "I love you too. So....is Sunday good for you?"
Portia: "Have I told you lately that I love you?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGrammys2-11-074.jpg
Ellen: "Portia, why does that photographer look so scared of us?"
Portia: "I'm giving him they eye!!"
Ellen: "The evil eye?"
Portia: "Yeah, you know that one I do to scare people off?"
Ellen: "Yeah, you're really good at that too! We haven't had any Trick-or-Treaters at our front door since you pulled that trick two years ago!!"
Portia: "What can I say? I have my specialties!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0862.jpg
Ellen: "Portia honey, have you found anything cool on the beach yet?"
Portia: "Yes, I have."
Ellen: "What did you find?"
Portia: "A hot babe in a cute hat with nice legs in cute shorts!!"
Ellen: "WHUUUUUUUT? Excuse me??? Was her hat cuter than mine?"
Portia: "No, it looks just like yours."
Ellen: "Where is she?"
Portia: "She's standing right next to me holding my hand."
Ellen: "She's....oh, now I get it...sorry, the heat was getting to my head! Awwwwww!!! So, you really think I have nice legs?"
Portia: "They're lovely! And nice tan too!!"