tcsced
09-08-2008, 12:26 AM
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Ellen: "TaDaaaaaa!!! Hey! Where's my rabbit? I must have forgotten to give him his carrot treats again!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen102020031.jpg
Ellen: "oh, I can't stop yawning! It must be all these big wigs...boringggggg!!! Where's the bar? There's got to be someone more interesting standing over there? Or if not a person, something in a glass!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS51.jpg
Ellen: "This is what I do in the morning to scare my pets. They think I'm going to eat them...and then they quit trying to jump on the bed and I get ten extra minutes of sleep!! One time I scared Portia by accident and she ended up on the floor with the animals...I'm still sorry about that BTW honey!"
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Ellen: "You know, some people can pull off big sunglasses and some can't. My wife is one who can! Unfortunately, I accidently grabbed her sunglasses on the kitchen counter when I left the house this morning instead of mine!!"
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Ellen: "What is this, a marker? Since when do we need markers to tell us where to stand on a red carpet? You all take so many pictures of us walking and standing you could make a moving picture film out of them all!! We don't need this kind of hassle from you people, we're here for a good cause!! I'm picking it up, I'm boycotting the marker! I'm also boycotting the red carpet...wait, this one isn't red. Whatever! I'm going inside to talk on the phone!"
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Portia: "Honey, we need to get out of this crowd!!"
Ellen: "I agree. Where should we go?"
Portia: "Let's go home."
Ellen: "We are going home today...but our plane doesn't leave for another three hours."
Portia: "Maybe we should go back to the hotel and pack."
Ellen: "Aready done!"
Portia: "But Ellen, I thought you said procrastination wasn't the problem, it was the solution."
Ellen: "It is...when you need comedy material for a one hour show!! But personally, I don't like to be late!"
Portia: "I need a nap."
Ellen: "Then let's go back to the hotel and do that!!"
Portia: "Wow, you're so good at getting the hint!"
Ellen: "Sarcasm again?"
Portia: "Uh huh, let's go."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPCAs1-10-0640.jpg
Ellen: "Ooh, you just knocked over a whole table of PCAs backstage!!"
Portia: "Who told you that?"
Ellen: "No one, I heard them all come crashing down a few minutes ago!!"
Portia: "Well, it's not my fault, I blame it on the dress!!"
Ellen: "Did anyone see you?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "Did you break any of them?"
Portia: "Miraculously, no!"
Ellen: "Was the video camera on when this happened?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "Then it's all good baby!"
Portia: "Ugh, I need a drink!"
Ellen: "And a shorter dress, obviously!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDayTEDSSeason6_9.jpg
Ellen: "There's another helicopter!!"
Portia: "Yeah, they're having fun with us today, aren't they!"
Ellen: "Can't Michael fly up there and scare them all off?"
Portia: "No, he's here...at the wedding today!"
Ellen: "Okay. Well, I guess we'll just run back and forth all afternoon! We should have eaten the cake first...then we could burn off the calories!!"
Portia: "We can play hide and seek tonight when it gets dark!"
Ellen: "Ah duh!! What is a wedding reception without a good game of hide and seek!! You're a genius woman!!"
Stunning, beautiful! I love this picture!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/May2C202005-262.jpg
Ellen: "My neck is stiff!! I should have brought one of those donut neck pillows for the plane ride!"
Portia: "Yeah, I brought one. My neck feels great!!"
Ellen: "How nice of you to rub that in my face!"
Portia: "Actually, I tried to rub it behind your neck on the plane because you were slumped over and you looked like you needed some support, but every time I did you sat back again."
Ellen: "Head bobbing...I must have been dreaming of listening to some cool music!!"
Portia: "That could explain why you were singing 'Yeah!' in your sleep!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0835.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0835.jpg)
Ellen: "I've always wondered how jellyfish think. They must have a brain!!"
Portia: "Why don't you go down by the water and ask one!"
Ellen: "Yeah, I'll just go up to one and call it my squishy...that sure won't get me any weird looks on the beach!!"
Portia: "See, aren't you glad I brought a National Geographic with us!! I'll look it up!"
Ellen: "Honey, that issue has a monkey and an indian on the cover."
Portia: "Uh well, I'll just Google it when we get home, good?"
Ellen: "I'll look it up in my World Book Encyclopedia...I'll bet you $5 I'll find the information first!!"
Portia: "Thanks for my $5 honey!!"
Ellen: "TaDaaaaaa!!! Hey! Where's my rabbit? I must have forgotten to give him his carrot treats again!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen102020031.jpg
Ellen: "oh, I can't stop yawning! It must be all these big wigs...boringggggg!!! Where's the bar? There's got to be someone more interesting standing over there? Or if not a person, something in a glass!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS51.jpg
Ellen: "This is what I do in the morning to scare my pets. They think I'm going to eat them...and then they quit trying to jump on the bed and I get ten extra minutes of sleep!! One time I scared Portia by accident and she ended up on the floor with the animals...I'm still sorry about that BTW honey!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/56231.jpg
Ellen: "You know, some people can pull off big sunglasses and some can't. My wife is one who can! Unfortunately, I accidently grabbed her sunglasses on the kitchen counter when I left the house this morning instead of mine!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/3302.jpg
Ellen: "What is this, a marker? Since when do we need markers to tell us where to stand on a red carpet? You all take so many pictures of us walking and standing you could make a moving picture film out of them all!! We don't need this kind of hassle from you people, we're here for a good cause!! I'm picking it up, I'm boycotting the marker! I'm also boycotting the red carpet...wait, this one isn't red. Whatever! I'm going inside to talk on the phone!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2005-401.jpg
Portia: "Honey, we need to get out of this crowd!!"
Ellen: "I agree. Where should we go?"
Portia: "Let's go home."
Ellen: "We are going home today...but our plane doesn't leave for another three hours."
Portia: "Maybe we should go back to the hotel and pack."
Ellen: "Aready done!"
Portia: "But Ellen, I thought you said procrastination wasn't the problem, it was the solution."
Ellen: "It is...when you need comedy material for a one hour show!! But personally, I don't like to be late!"
Portia: "I need a nap."
Ellen: "Then let's go back to the hotel and do that!!"
Portia: "Wow, you're so good at getting the hint!"
Ellen: "Sarcasm again?"
Portia: "Uh huh, let's go."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPCAs1-10-0640.jpg
Ellen: "Ooh, you just knocked over a whole table of PCAs backstage!!"
Portia: "Who told you that?"
Ellen: "No one, I heard them all come crashing down a few minutes ago!!"
Portia: "Well, it's not my fault, I blame it on the dress!!"
Ellen: "Did anyone see you?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "Did you break any of them?"
Portia: "Miraculously, no!"
Ellen: "Was the video camera on when this happened?"
Portia: "No."
Ellen: "Then it's all good baby!"
Portia: "Ugh, I need a drink!"
Ellen: "And a shorter dress, obviously!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDayTEDSSeason6_9.jpg
Ellen: "There's another helicopter!!"
Portia: "Yeah, they're having fun with us today, aren't they!"
Ellen: "Can't Michael fly up there and scare them all off?"
Portia: "No, he's here...at the wedding today!"
Ellen: "Okay. Well, I guess we'll just run back and forth all afternoon! We should have eaten the cake first...then we could burn off the calories!!"
Portia: "We can play hide and seek tonight when it gets dark!"
Ellen: "Ah duh!! What is a wedding reception without a good game of hide and seek!! You're a genius woman!!"
Stunning, beautiful! I love this picture!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/May2C202005-262.jpg
Ellen: "My neck is stiff!! I should have brought one of those donut neck pillows for the plane ride!"
Portia: "Yeah, I brought one. My neck feels great!!"
Ellen: "How nice of you to rub that in my face!"
Portia: "Actually, I tried to rub it behind your neck on the plane because you were slumped over and you looked like you needed some support, but every time I did you sat back again."
Ellen: "Head bobbing...I must have been dreaming of listening to some cool music!!"
Portia: "That could explain why you were singing 'Yeah!' in your sleep!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0835.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0835.jpg)
Ellen: "I've always wondered how jellyfish think. They must have a brain!!"
Portia: "Why don't you go down by the water and ask one!"
Ellen: "Yeah, I'll just go up to one and call it my squishy...that sure won't get me any weird looks on the beach!!"
Portia: "See, aren't you glad I brought a National Geographic with us!! I'll look it up!"
Ellen: "Honey, that issue has a monkey and an indian on the cover."
Portia: "Uh well, I'll just Google it when we get home, good?"
Ellen: "I'll look it up in my World Book Encyclopedia...I'll bet you $5 I'll find the information first!!"
Portia: "Thanks for my $5 honey!!"