tcsced
09-13-2008, 01:54 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-15-082.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-15-082.jpg)
Ellen: "Yes, Mama there will be after-wedding entertainment...but don't get excited!! All you're going to be doing is sitting back and watching me and Portia dance, and nothing more, do you understand me?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellenandjanet1.jpg
Ellen: "I always wanted tiny tire marks on my carpet....thanks!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_wallpaper-ellen20stage01.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/wallpaper-ellen20stage01.jpg)
Ellen: "Do you all see spots? I am seeing spots...I think it's about time to end this show for the night...and sleep...for two days....or a week!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Dayum211.jpg
Ellen: "Greetings!! I am the official Golden Globe Greeter this year! Y'all didn't know they had those, did you? Well, now you do...now get me a bottle of water!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS979.jpg
Ellen: "'With all my heart I love you baby, stay right here and you will....,' no...'Love shack, baby love shack!!' No, um....'shawty got low, low, low'...no. 'Let's have a little fun today...yeah yeah yeah!! Let's give a little love (and Tivos) away...yeah, yeah, yeah!' Now THAT'S a good song!!"
Is it just me, or does Ellen look better now than she ever has before?!! Look at her!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys5-20-0531.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys5-20-0531.jpg)
Ellen: "Look at the lens on that thing!"
Portia: "Yeah, he's at the Starbucks a mile down the street!!"
Ellen: "If we had a camera like that, we could really get a good view of our neighbors!!"
Portia: "I wonder if they make telephoto binoculars!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0843.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, does that sign say 'Congrats Ellen and Portia on Your Vedding Day?'"
Ellen: "No, it says 'Wedding Day.' The clouds were covering up half the 'W'."
Portia: "Thanks for clearing that up!! Bt the way, what is a VED?"
Ellen: "It stands for Very Ellen DeGeneres...hell, honey, I don't know!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-051.jpg
Ellen: "Oh, I hope that van doesn't drive back and tear my door off!!"
Portia: Honey, you're driving a Posche...I don't think he's going to want to get involved with the damages done to a Porsche!!"
Ellen: "I know one Porsche I would like to get involved with tonight, just not regarding damages!!"
Portia: "Really? Pinkberry and Lost...sound good?"
Ellen: "Sounds perfect!! I've got Lost on DVD and there's still some wedding cake in the freezer to go along with the ice cream...can we start tonight now?"
Portia: "If you close your door and get in the car!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-17-085.jpg
Ellen: "Awwww look!! There's a puppy in the window!!"
Portia: "How much is he?"
Ellen: "I don't know, it's a shelter...but I'll ask him how much it costs to adopt him."
Portia: "And when he answers you El, let me know. I'll be across the street at the Apple Store."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0886.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0886.jpg)
Ellen: "I have something in my hand for you."
Portia: "A sucker?"
Ellen: "Yes...and it's your favorite flavor...cherry!!"
Portia: "This is definitely the happiest day of my life!! Ah, I love you!!"
Aside from my bad joke, can anyone agree...this is a gorgeous picture of them...one of my favorites of their wedding photos. BTW, do you think I've exhausted their wedding photos yet...NO!!! LOL!!!
Ellen: "Yes, Mama there will be after-wedding entertainment...but don't get excited!! All you're going to be doing is sitting back and watching me and Portia dance, and nothing more, do you understand me?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellenandjanet1.jpg
Ellen: "I always wanted tiny tire marks on my carpet....thanks!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_wallpaper-ellen20stage01.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/wallpaper-ellen20stage01.jpg)
Ellen: "Do you all see spots? I am seeing spots...I think it's about time to end this show for the night...and sleep...for two days....or a week!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Dayum211.jpg
Ellen: "Greetings!! I am the official Golden Globe Greeter this year! Y'all didn't know they had those, did you? Well, now you do...now get me a bottle of water!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS979.jpg
Ellen: "'With all my heart I love you baby, stay right here and you will....,' no...'Love shack, baby love shack!!' No, um....'shawty got low, low, low'...no. 'Let's have a little fun today...yeah yeah yeah!! Let's give a little love (and Tivos) away...yeah, yeah, yeah!' Now THAT'S a good song!!"
Is it just me, or does Ellen look better now than she ever has before?!! Look at her!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys5-20-0531.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys5-20-0531.jpg)
Ellen: "Look at the lens on that thing!"
Portia: "Yeah, he's at the Starbucks a mile down the street!!"
Ellen: "If we had a camera like that, we could really get a good view of our neighbors!!"
Portia: "I wonder if they make telephoto binoculars!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0843.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, does that sign say 'Congrats Ellen and Portia on Your Vedding Day?'"
Ellen: "No, it says 'Wedding Day.' The clouds were covering up half the 'W'."
Portia: "Thanks for clearing that up!! Bt the way, what is a VED?"
Ellen: "It stands for Very Ellen DeGeneres...hell, honey, I don't know!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia4-19-051.jpg
Ellen: "Oh, I hope that van doesn't drive back and tear my door off!!"
Portia: Honey, you're driving a Posche...I don't think he's going to want to get involved with the damages done to a Porsche!!"
Ellen: "I know one Porsche I would like to get involved with tonight, just not regarding damages!!"
Portia: "Really? Pinkberry and Lost...sound good?"
Ellen: "Sounds perfect!! I've got Lost on DVD and there's still some wedding cake in the freezer to go along with the ice cream...can we start tonight now?"
Portia: "If you close your door and get in the car!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia7-17-085.jpg
Ellen: "Awwww look!! There's a puppy in the window!!"
Portia: "How much is he?"
Ellen: "I don't know, it's a shelter...but I'll ask him how much it costs to adopt him."
Portia: "And when he answers you El, let me know. I'll be across the street at the Apple Store."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0886.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0886.jpg)
Ellen: "I have something in my hand for you."
Portia: "A sucker?"
Ellen: "Yes...and it's your favorite flavor...cherry!!"
Portia: "This is definitely the happiest day of my life!! Ah, I love you!!"
Aside from my bad joke, can anyone agree...this is a gorgeous picture of them...one of my favorites of their wedding photos. BTW, do you think I've exhausted their wedding photos yet...NO!!! LOL!!!