tcsced
09-14-2008, 02:08 AM
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Ellen: "I am biting my tongue because it's the only way I have to keep from laughing at Tony. Maybe we shouldn't have come to the bird exhibit for his birthday after all!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS776.jpg
Ellen: "Yes Mama, I know. Bu Fabio is busy on that day, I'm sorry...I'm sure he wanted to go out with you though."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS799.jpg
Ellen: "I would show you my Mario underwear, but after that workout you made me do, I can't get up!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/821.jpg
Ellen: "Portia is on her way back here, so that's my cue!! If you need me I'll be in the bushes!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS988.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS988.jpg)
Ellen: "No really, I'm serious. And no more crowns on cows either! If they want to feel like princesses they'll eat strawberries and produce pink milk!!"
She looks so HOT here! Love her outfit too! And her PSA was just hilarious!!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/82.jpg
Portia: "Did you get bread with your meal tonight?"
Ellen: "Yeah, you didn't?"
Portia: "Nope."
Ellen: "Hmmm, that's strange...maybe someone stole it when you weren't looking."
Portia: "Who would steal bread?"
Ellen: "Eh hem...Me....I mean, gee honey I don't know!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-15-0816-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-15-0816-1.jpg)
Ellen: "Would you like some toast with that Vegemite?"
Portia: "You mean the other way around?"
Ellen: "No, I meant exactly what I said. There's like a whole jar of Vegemite on your toast, Portia!!"
Portia: "Is not!!"
Ellen: "Is too!!"
Portia: "You['re just lealous!!"
Ellen: "Of what? Some brown bitter stuff in a jar?"
Portia: "Uh, yeah sure, that sounded good!"
Ellen: "You weren't even paying attention to out conversation, were you?"
Portia: "Ellen...you wanna bite?"
Ellen: "And we have a winner."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0778.jpg
Ellen: "What color are we gonna wear to the next event?"
Portia: "Lime green."
Ellen: "Whuuuuuuut?? What event will that be?"
Portia: "The uh, Get Green Event."
Ellen: "Huh? There's no such group in the area that I know of that does that sort of work!"
Portia: "They don't, they're just letting people walk around for a night in borrowed clothes...but only if they're green. That's how they're getting their word out there!!"
Ellen: "Honey, where do you come up with this stuff?"
Portia: "I don't know, I think it's from that delicious stuff they give us to drink on the red carpet!"
Ellen: "Alcohol? They should learn from me...have the drinks AFTER the ceremony. That way if you have to make a speech, your words won't be slurred."
Portia: "Ellen, look at her, she looks familiar."
Ellen: "That's Allison Janney. Are you sober enough to let me hide behind you?"
Portia: "Huh? Oh yeah, sure....it's cool man!"
Ellen: "Oh good luck....to me!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGLAADMediaAwards4-26-08.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, it's just cheese and crackers, calm down!!"
Ellen: "I know, but it's Velveeta and Ritz!! Fancy stuff!!"
Portia: "Do you want me to get you a sample?"
Ellen: "No, I have to get my own...I have to pick it out just right!! You don't mess around with the V!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08100.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08100.jpg)
Portia: "This is so romantic."
Ellen: "Yes, it is...just you and me...and that headless statue back there!"
Portia: "Ah, I'm not studying any of it...just you!!"
Ellen: "I hope it doesn't expect a piece of cake later too!"
Ellen: "I am biting my tongue because it's the only way I have to keep from laughing at Tony. Maybe we shouldn't have come to the bird exhibit for his birthday after all!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS776.jpg
Ellen: "Yes Mama, I know. Bu Fabio is busy on that day, I'm sorry...I'm sure he wanted to go out with you though."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS799.jpg
Ellen: "I would show you my Mario underwear, but after that workout you made me do, I can't get up!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/821.jpg
Ellen: "Portia is on her way back here, so that's my cue!! If you need me I'll be in the bushes!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS988.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS988.jpg)
Ellen: "No really, I'm serious. And no more crowns on cows either! If they want to feel like princesses they'll eat strawberries and produce pink milk!!"
She looks so HOT here! Love her outfit too! And her PSA was just hilarious!!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/82.jpg
Portia: "Did you get bread with your meal tonight?"
Ellen: "Yeah, you didn't?"
Portia: "Nope."
Ellen: "Hmmm, that's strange...maybe someone stole it when you weren't looking."
Portia: "Who would steal bread?"
Ellen: "Eh hem...Me....I mean, gee honey I don't know!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-15-0816-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-15-0816-1.jpg)
Ellen: "Would you like some toast with that Vegemite?"
Portia: "You mean the other way around?"
Ellen: "No, I meant exactly what I said. There's like a whole jar of Vegemite on your toast, Portia!!"
Portia: "Is not!!"
Ellen: "Is too!!"
Portia: "You['re just lealous!!"
Ellen: "Of what? Some brown bitter stuff in a jar?"
Portia: "Uh, yeah sure, that sounded good!"
Ellen: "You weren't even paying attention to out conversation, were you?"
Portia: "Ellen...you wanna bite?"
Ellen: "And we have a winner."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0778.jpg
Ellen: "What color are we gonna wear to the next event?"
Portia: "Lime green."
Ellen: "Whuuuuuuut?? What event will that be?"
Portia: "The uh, Get Green Event."
Ellen: "Huh? There's no such group in the area that I know of that does that sort of work!"
Portia: "They don't, they're just letting people walk around for a night in borrowed clothes...but only if they're green. That's how they're getting their word out there!!"
Ellen: "Honey, where do you come up with this stuff?"
Portia: "I don't know, I think it's from that delicious stuff they give us to drink on the red carpet!"
Ellen: "Alcohol? They should learn from me...have the drinks AFTER the ceremony. That way if you have to make a speech, your words won't be slurred."
Portia: "Ellen, look at her, she looks familiar."
Ellen: "That's Allison Janney. Are you sober enough to let me hide behind you?"
Portia: "Huh? Oh yeah, sure....it's cool man!"
Ellen: "Oh good luck....to me!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGLAADMediaAwards4-26-08.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, it's just cheese and crackers, calm down!!"
Ellen: "I know, but it's Velveeta and Ritz!! Fancy stuff!!"
Portia: "Do you want me to get you a sample?"
Ellen: "No, I have to get my own...I have to pick it out just right!! You don't mess around with the V!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08100.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08100.jpg)
Portia: "This is so romantic."
Ellen: "Yes, it is...just you and me...and that headless statue back there!"
Portia: "Ah, I'm not studying any of it...just you!!"
Ellen: "I hope it doesn't expect a piece of cake later too!"