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09-16-2008, 12:22 AM
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Ellen: "Don't you hate when you're watching your favorite show and someone calls you right in the middle of it? And they know you're trying to watch it? Here's a good way to get them off the phone...say, 'OMG it's (such-n-such) time!! I have to go!!' Or just tell them it's time for you to apply your prescribed cream for that ugly rash you have...that'll get 'em off the phone...depending on where you tell them the rash is!"
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Ellen: "I am very disappointed right now!! I wore this low cut shirt especially for tonight and now they're only taking my picture from the neck up!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS33.jpg
Ellen: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!! I was dusting as you see. Actually, that's just a cover up. I wasn't really dusting."
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Ellen: "Whoa, where'd you come from? Don't you know it's not nice to jump out from behind someone's shoulder and scare the other person? Unless you send it to me for my favorite web videos...then it's funny!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS673.jpg
Ellen: "I guess this is me...or Barbara Walters dressed up like Missy Elliot."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-083.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-083.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, what is that...a camera?"
Portia: "Yes honey, you know that thing that records what you say and do every day for an hour?"
Ellen: "Yeah, I know, but why is there one here?"
Portia: "Because you asked Craig to come along with us and film us, remember?"
Ellen: "When did I ask him that?"
Portia: "At 2:30 am...you woke up in the middle of the night and decided we needed our own personal cameraman, and you called him."
Ellen: "Are you sure?"
Portia: "Yes honey, I'm sure."
Ellen: "But why would I call him at the last minute?"
Portia: "Because you knew he would come."
Ellen: "What time is it now?"
Portia: "10:30 am."
Ellen: "Ooh nap time!! I hope the seats on the plane recline more than a half an inch this time!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0838.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0838.jpg)
Portia: "See Ellen, I told you....these books are in Italian, we can't read them."
Ellen: "Let's buy one anyway. We can read very poorly about the history of pizza on the plane on the way home!!"
Portia: "Or we could just sleep."
Ellen: "Hey, that's easier and cheaper!! I got a smart one...take that...whoever was gonna take it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888.jpg)
Ellen: "This is the most beautiful day of my life."
Portia: "Mine too. But can we move over just a little bit? That lantern looks like it's about to come crashing down."
Ellen: "Where's Mindy?"
Portia: "I think she's in the kitchen eating the cake samples that I picked up at Sweet Lady Janes a few weeks ago."
Ellen: "I hope you had those in the freezer!!"
Portia: "I did, they're okay to eat."
Ellen: "That figures, you hire someone to do all the work for you, and then they just eat you out of house and home!!"
Portia: "I'll find Craig to go and get her to ask her to fix the lantern."
Ellen: "No, you stay here with me.......CRAIG!!!!!"
Portia: "Or we can find him that way too!"
I can't get over how beautiful those two looked on their wedding day! I love the way this photo was taken with all the shadows.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0869.jpg
Ellen: "Look at that sailboat on display over there!"
Portia: "El honey, I don't think that's a display, I think it's an actual boat."
Ellen: "Then how and why is it up here on the sand?"
Portia: "Oh sh**!"
Ellen: "What?"
Portia: "Turn around and look at the waves!!"
Ellen: "Run for you life!! Or at least to the car to get some more fudge pops out of the cooler scooter!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_63.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/63.jpg)
Ellen: "Oh crap, they caught me trying to sneak away from the table with the white wine!"
Portia: "You grabbed the wrong glass...you have the water glass in your hand!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah...the water glass!! Which I was gonna take on stage with me to clear my throat every few minutes while I'm making a speech. Of course!!"
Portia: "Good save!"
Ellen: "Don't you hate when you're watching your favorite show and someone calls you right in the middle of it? And they know you're trying to watch it? Here's a good way to get them off the phone...say, 'OMG it's (such-n-such) time!! I have to go!!' Or just tell them it's time for you to apply your prescribed cream for that ugly rash you have...that'll get 'em off the phone...depending on where you tell them the rash is!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/191.jpg
Ellen: "I am very disappointed right now!! I wore this low cut shirt especially for tonight and now they're only taking my picture from the neck up!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS33.jpg
Ellen: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!! I was dusting as you see. Actually, that's just a cover up. I wasn't really dusting."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/141.jpg
Ellen: "Whoa, where'd you come from? Don't you know it's not nice to jump out from behind someone's shoulder and scare the other person? Unless you send it to me for my favorite web videos...then it's funny!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS673.jpg
Ellen: "I guess this is me...or Barbara Walters dressed up like Missy Elliot."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-083.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-083.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, what is that...a camera?"
Portia: "Yes honey, you know that thing that records what you say and do every day for an hour?"
Ellen: "Yeah, I know, but why is there one here?"
Portia: "Because you asked Craig to come along with us and film us, remember?"
Ellen: "When did I ask him that?"
Portia: "At 2:30 am...you woke up in the middle of the night and decided we needed our own personal cameraman, and you called him."
Ellen: "Are you sure?"
Portia: "Yes honey, I'm sure."
Ellen: "But why would I call him at the last minute?"
Portia: "Because you knew he would come."
Ellen: "What time is it now?"
Portia: "10:30 am."
Ellen: "Ooh nap time!! I hope the seats on the plane recline more than a half an inch this time!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0838.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0838.jpg)
Portia: "See Ellen, I told you....these books are in Italian, we can't read them."
Ellen: "Let's buy one anyway. We can read very poorly about the history of pizza on the plane on the way home!!"
Portia: "Or we could just sleep."
Ellen: "Hey, that's easier and cheaper!! I got a smart one...take that...whoever was gonna take it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888.jpg)
Ellen: "This is the most beautiful day of my life."
Portia: "Mine too. But can we move over just a little bit? That lantern looks like it's about to come crashing down."
Ellen: "Where's Mindy?"
Portia: "I think she's in the kitchen eating the cake samples that I picked up at Sweet Lady Janes a few weeks ago."
Ellen: "I hope you had those in the freezer!!"
Portia: "I did, they're okay to eat."
Ellen: "That figures, you hire someone to do all the work for you, and then they just eat you out of house and home!!"
Portia: "I'll find Craig to go and get her to ask her to fix the lantern."
Ellen: "No, you stay here with me.......CRAIG!!!!!"
Portia: "Or we can find him that way too!"
I can't get over how beautiful those two looked on their wedding day! I love the way this photo was taken with all the shadows.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0869.jpg
Ellen: "Look at that sailboat on display over there!"
Portia: "El honey, I don't think that's a display, I think it's an actual boat."
Ellen: "Then how and why is it up here on the sand?"
Portia: "Oh sh**!"
Ellen: "What?"
Portia: "Turn around and look at the waves!!"
Ellen: "Run for you life!! Or at least to the car to get some more fudge pops out of the cooler scooter!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_63.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/63.jpg)
Ellen: "Oh crap, they caught me trying to sneak away from the table with the white wine!"
Portia: "You grabbed the wrong glass...you have the water glass in your hand!"
Ellen: "Oh yeah...the water glass!! Which I was gonna take on stage with me to clear my throat every few minutes while I'm making a speech. Of course!!"
Portia: "Good save!"