Pics of the Day - 9/17/08

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Ellen: "I ate two Caesar salads for lunch, I hope that doesn't make me a pig!! For the main reason being that you're putting lipstick on me!! I don't go for that!"

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Ellen: "Andy, if you're gonna text throughout the whole rehearsal, I'm gonna take a nap! Just wake me up when you're done. Oh wait, that could be well past post-production and then I will have slept through my whole show!! Just wake me up in five minutes...mommy needs a little cat nap!"

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Ellen: "Not stretch jeans, not stretch jeans, oh no, I shouldn't have done this!! This might possibly turn into some great tv in a few seconds!!!"
Could you all imagine if she ever did split her pants on television? I would die of laughter...LOL!! Sorry Ellen!

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Ellen: "What do you mean, 'be careful with the tambourine!' How can someone possibly hurt their hand on a tambourine? That's just crazy!!"

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Ellen: "Ah, you guys caught me!! I especially didn't wear my famous bucket hat so you wouldn't recognize me!! What is going to take for me to go unnoticed...no tennis shoes? Am I gonna have to start wearing high heels? Don't get your hopes up!!"

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Portia: "C'mon Ellen, we're going to be late for our lunch reservation!!"
Ellen: "I'll be right there!"
Portia: "Honey, give it up!! You cannot speak French!"
Ellen: "Bonjour!!"
Portia: "Ellen, that's Hello. Now get up here before I have the waiter bring you an all-Australian menu...and you know what's on an Australian menu!!"
Ellen: "I'm right behind you honey!!"

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Ellen: "You shoved way too much cake in my mouth!!"
Portia: "Huh? I can't understand a word you're saying! BTW, you stuck way too much cake in my mouth! I think some fell down my dress!!"
Ellen: "I said, you stuffed way too much cake in my mouth. You said something about cake falling down in your dress?"
Portia: "Yes."
Ellen: "Well, I'm sure Wolf or Mabel is hiding under your dress waiting for any drop of food to land on their noses!! If not, I'll help you get it out later!"

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Ellen: "Someone ran off with my PCA....go after them Portia!"
Portia: "It looks like your mama already beat me to it!! She's wearing a Batman cape and she just pounced on the guy!! Wow, we know not to mess with her!!"
Ellen: "I better go check on her!!"
Portia: "I think she's okay."
Ellen: "No, I need to check and make sure there are no scratches on my PCA!"

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Portia: "Honey, this is getting to be a long walk, are you sure you don't want to wait for the driver?"
Ellen: "No, the valet service here sucks!! By the time the driver gets back with our car, gas will be $10 a gallon!! C'mon, it's just 16 more blocks to where we parked."
Portia: "Ugh, it's times like these I wish you weren't the only one with a cooler scooter!!"

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Portia: "You're doing great honey!!"
Ellen: "Am I? I'm so nervous!!"
Portia: "Don't be nervous, everyone loves you out there!!"
Ellen: "Even Clint Eastwood?"
Portia: "Yes, I even heard he has a little crush on you!! Someone said he's waiting for you!"
Ellen: "Well, he'll be waiting for....well, forever cause it ain't happening!! But maybe he'll take a picture with me!!"
Portia: "Hey, you know what would really be cool? Is if Steven Spielberg TOOK the picture...he's sitting right next to Clint!"
Ellen: "Oh, don't get my hopes up like that honey!"

[jjjoan]

thanks for those awesome pics! BTW is there u sig on the wedding pic(Ellen degeneres)?:)

[tcsced]

thanks for those awesome pics! BTW is there u sig on the wedding pic(Ellen degeneres)?:)

Yes there is. Why?

[jjjoan]

that is the best sig on those great HQs caps!:p

[misskitty]

awesome pictures of the day

[AnastasiaBeavrhausen]

I LOOOOVVVEEEEEE Portias hair in the last one! Shes so pretty!:kaffeetrinker_2:

[tcsced]

Portia does have beautiful hair and it seems to be her trademark, but I often wonder why she has it. She usually seems to have it up more than down. I was even kinda surprised she wore it up at her wedding...but then again, looking back at previous events, I can see why. She must really like it that way!:)

BTW, I thought her hair looked beautiful on her wedding day! She looked probably the most beautiful I have ever seen her on her wedding day.:)

[irock4u]

Ellen is just so Kewl looking and pretty at the photo shoot.

Thank you for sharing