tcsced
09-19-2008, 01:11 AM
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Ellen: "Do you smell something? Oh no, Portia didn't wander off into the kitchen again, did she?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2720Mar202004-42.jpg
Ellen: "Hey Gary, tell Penny I have an idea for her next movie. She did women's baseball already...how about women's ping pong? I know the perfect person for the lead role too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_WMag3-073.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_WMag3-073.jpg)
Ellen: "I'm wearing sheer stuff and things are popping out in certain places. It can't get any worse than this!! Well, I could be covered in glitter so I guess it could be worse!! I shouldn't complain!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1021.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1021.jpg)
Ellen: "This is what you will see when you go to the store in January...minus the plant behind my head!! I should be getting a call from Galdys soon!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_NYC2011060420Ellen-21.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/NYC2011060420Ellen-21.jpg)
Ellen: "Can anyone tell me how to get to Disneyland? I've been trying to find my way there since April 1997!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia1-31-085.jpg
Portia: "I still can't believe I misplaced my Birkin!"
Ellen: "I can't believe I misplaced mine too!!"
Portia: "Smarta**!!!"
Ellen: "And proud of it too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-06113.jpg
Portia: "Wow, those soap stars really get into their roles, don't they! Look at all the drama going on over there by the Emmy table!"
Ellen: "Portia, those aren't soap stars...that's Rosie and Elizabeth!!"
Portia: "Oh, my bad!!"
Ellen: "They're getting closer....let's find Tyra and hide behind her!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-15-07122.jpg
Ellen: "Portia, your pants are really high-waisted!!"
Portia: "I know, they were too long so I pulled them up as high as they would go so I wouldn't be stepping on them all evening!"
Ellen: "So you mean, they aren't made to be worn like that?"
Portia: "And you thought wearing a thong was uncomfortable!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08103.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08103.jpg)
Portia: "Flowers and food! What could the caterer and the florist possibly be fighting about?"
Ellen: "I think Mark ate one of the caterer's 'beef' roll-ups!!"
Portia: "Oh, we have plenty...let the poor guy have one!"
Ellen: "Should we go over and break them up!!"
Portia: "Yes, and then we should bring them together to make up!"
Ellen: "Grab one of Mark's flowers and stick it in the caterer's hair...everything will be solved!!"
Portia: "I think you've got a good point! Sharing is caring!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-4-082.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, not a word!"
Ellen: "What? I wasn't going to say anything!!"
Portia: "Yeah right!!"
Ellen: "I was just gonna say you look hot in those goggles!!"
Portia: "And you looked great in those polka dotted toe socks last night!"
Ellen: "See, and who says two smarta**es don't make one great match!"
Ellen: "Do you smell something? Oh no, Portia didn't wander off into the kitchen again, did she?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2720Mar202004-42.jpg
Ellen: "Hey Gary, tell Penny I have an idea for her next movie. She did women's baseball already...how about women's ping pong? I know the perfect person for the lead role too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_WMag3-073.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_WMag3-073.jpg)
Ellen: "I'm wearing sheer stuff and things are popping out in certain places. It can't get any worse than this!! Well, I could be covered in glitter so I guess it could be worse!! I shouldn't complain!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1021.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1021.jpg)
Ellen: "This is what you will see when you go to the store in January...minus the plant behind my head!! I should be getting a call from Galdys soon!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_NYC2011060420Ellen-21.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/NYC2011060420Ellen-21.jpg)
Ellen: "Can anyone tell me how to get to Disneyland? I've been trying to find my way there since April 1997!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia1-31-085.jpg
Portia: "I still can't believe I misplaced my Birkin!"
Ellen: "I can't believe I misplaced mine too!!"
Portia: "Smarta**!!!"
Ellen: "And proud of it too!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-06113.jpg
Portia: "Wow, those soap stars really get into their roles, don't they! Look at all the drama going on over there by the Emmy table!"
Ellen: "Portia, those aren't soap stars...that's Rosie and Elizabeth!!"
Portia: "Oh, my bad!!"
Ellen: "They're getting closer....let's find Tyra and hide behind her!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-15-07122.jpg
Ellen: "Portia, your pants are really high-waisted!!"
Portia: "I know, they were too long so I pulled them up as high as they would go so I wouldn't be stepping on them all evening!"
Ellen: "So you mean, they aren't made to be worn like that?"
Portia: "And you thought wearing a thong was uncomfortable!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08103.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08103.jpg)
Portia: "Flowers and food! What could the caterer and the florist possibly be fighting about?"
Ellen: "I think Mark ate one of the caterer's 'beef' roll-ups!!"
Portia: "Oh, we have plenty...let the poor guy have one!"
Ellen: "Should we go over and break them up!!"
Portia: "Yes, and then we should bring them together to make up!"
Ellen: "Grab one of Mark's flowers and stick it in the caterer's hair...everything will be solved!!"
Portia: "I think you've got a good point! Sharing is caring!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItaly7-4-082.jpg
Portia: "Ellen, not a word!"
Ellen: "What? I wasn't going to say anything!!"
Portia: "Yeah right!!"
Ellen: "I was just gonna say you look hot in those goggles!!"
Portia: "And you looked great in those polka dotted toe socks last night!"
Ellen: "See, and who says two smarta**es don't make one great match!"