tcsced
09-20-2008, 01:30 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0895.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0895.jpg)
Ellen: "Vance, thanks for the song!! And Mama, thanks for making the place settings....oh and for not bringing your 'gone wild' tube top and pole!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/31p1.jpg
Ellen: "Aw, what a little furball!! You remind me of my dog Wolf, except you don't look anything like him. You don't even care what I'm talking about, do you?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1005.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1005.jpg)
Ellen: "I think I've got some money down my pants!! Abe Lincoln is giving me a paper cut! It's not what it looks like....I was playing Gold Gigger backstage before the show...honestly!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/611.jpg
Ellen: "I am going to boycott low-waisted pants right now by taking these off!! Or maybe I'll just leave them on and continue to trip over them all night!! Eventually someone will see my plumber line and make me leave. I'm looking for a reason to go home early anyway...I have two shows to do tomorrow!! Mommy needs her Cover Girl sleep!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/1320Jan202002-112.jpg
Ellen: "How Darrrrre Youuuuu!!! I don't know what for, but still...How Darrrrre Youuuu!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-089.jpg
Ellen: "This is 'soooooo' much 'fun!'"
Portia: "I can't remember when I had this much 'fun!!'"
Ellen: "I think I had more fun than this when I got one of my wisdom teeth extracted!"
Portia: "Let's just go to sleep."
Ellen: "I guess we could try that. Hell, I'm uncomfortable right now. Only an inch backwards and I'll be in the comfortable position!"
Portia: "Peanuts and a seatbelt...just how I wanted to spend my summer vacation!"
Ellen: "Italy, here we come....eventually!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWolf4-3-076.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWolf4-3-076.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, do you think I should try to walk along this line on the sidewalk?"
Portia: "Is that vodka in your water bottle or water?"
Ellen: "It's water."
Portia: "Then knock yourself out!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPreGrammys2-10-0730.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPreGrammys2-10-0730.jpg)
Portia: "Why do we have to wait out here in the lobby for so long?"
Ellen: "I don't know, everyone else went inside the theater already!!"
Portia: "Do you think it's because they don't want another shrimp fork missing this year?"
Ellen: "Hey, I brought that fork back...last week!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888-1.jpg)
Ellen: "Have you seen Mama lately?"
Portia: "The last time I saw her she was looking for the remote. Tiger Woods is playing in a tournament today on tv."
Ellen: "Oh, I hope she doesn't find the remote and turn that on on our wedding day!"
Portia: "Dont' worry, I stuffed the remote under my dress, it's all good!!"
I can't remember if I just recently posted this picture from their wedding or not, so I apologize if it's one I just posted recently in the last few days. There are so many wedding pictures that I can't remember exactly which ones I've posted and which ones I have not. Maybe it's because I love this picture so much!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaTiffanys3-26-066.jpg
Ellen: "Portia, I don't have my iPhone, there's nothing in my pocket!"
Portia: "Honey, I was't trying to find my iPhone, I was just putting my hand around your waist!!"
Ellen: "Well, good! I'm glad to see you weren't trying to push my buttons!!"
Portia: "How can I if there is no iPhone in your pocket?"
Ellen: "Good point! My waist is waiting for you to carry on then!"
Ellen: "Vance, thanks for the song!! And Mama, thanks for making the place settings....oh and for not bringing your 'gone wild' tube top and pole!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/31p1.jpg
Ellen: "Aw, what a little furball!! You remind me of my dog Wolf, except you don't look anything like him. You don't even care what I'm talking about, do you?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1005.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1005.jpg)
Ellen: "I think I've got some money down my pants!! Abe Lincoln is giving me a paper cut! It's not what it looks like....I was playing Gold Gigger backstage before the show...honestly!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/611.jpg
Ellen: "I am going to boycott low-waisted pants right now by taking these off!! Or maybe I'll just leave them on and continue to trip over them all night!! Eventually someone will see my plumber line and make me leave. I'm looking for a reason to go home early anyway...I have two shows to do tomorrow!! Mommy needs her Cover Girl sleep!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/1320Jan202002-112.jpg
Ellen: "How Darrrrre Youuuuu!!! I don't know what for, but still...How Darrrrre Youuuu!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-089.jpg
Ellen: "This is 'soooooo' much 'fun!'"
Portia: "I can't remember when I had this much 'fun!!'"
Ellen: "I think I had more fun than this when I got one of my wisdom teeth extracted!"
Portia: "Let's just go to sleep."
Ellen: "I guess we could try that. Hell, I'm uncomfortable right now. Only an inch backwards and I'll be in the comfortable position!"
Portia: "Peanuts and a seatbelt...just how I wanted to spend my summer vacation!"
Ellen: "Italy, here we come....eventually!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWolf4-3-076.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWolf4-3-076.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, do you think I should try to walk along this line on the sidewalk?"
Portia: "Is that vodka in your water bottle or water?"
Ellen: "It's water."
Portia: "Then knock yourself out!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPreGrammys2-10-0730.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPreGrammys2-10-0730.jpg)
Portia: "Why do we have to wait out here in the lobby for so long?"
Ellen: "I don't know, everyone else went inside the theater already!!"
Portia: "Do you think it's because they don't want another shrimp fork missing this year?"
Ellen: "Hey, I brought that fork back...last week!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888-1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0888-1.jpg)
Ellen: "Have you seen Mama lately?"
Portia: "The last time I saw her she was looking for the remote. Tiger Woods is playing in a tournament today on tv."
Ellen: "Oh, I hope she doesn't find the remote and turn that on on our wedding day!"
Portia: "Dont' worry, I stuffed the remote under my dress, it's all good!!"
I can't remember if I just recently posted this picture from their wedding or not, so I apologize if it's one I just posted recently in the last few days. There are so many wedding pictures that I can't remember exactly which ones I've posted and which ones I have not. Maybe it's because I love this picture so much!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaTiffanys3-26-066.jpg
Ellen: "Portia, I don't have my iPhone, there's nothing in my pocket!"
Portia: "Honey, I was't trying to find my iPhone, I was just putting my hand around your waist!!"
Ellen: "Well, good! I'm glad to see you weren't trying to push my buttons!!"
Portia: "How can I if there is no iPhone in your pocket?"
Ellen: "Good point! My waist is waiting for you to carry on then!"