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09-22-2008, 01:57 AM
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Ellen: "You know, a lot of people are doing PSA's right now, and I would like to jump on the wagon. In fact here's one right now. "Hey kids, where sunscreen!! I'm Ellen DeGeneres and I approve this message."
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Ellen: "Can you please explain to people the concept of syndication? They don't seem to understand why I'm on CBS in one place, NBC on another, and ABC on another!! You would think it wouldn't matter, just as long as they could see my show! Geez, people are so hard to please!!"
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Ellen: "What about the bar code numbers on the back? Do they count?"
I loved it when Ellen tried for so long to look like she knew what she was doing, and then she finally just gave up..."How do you know if you've won?" Her expression and everything...LMAO...Classic!! LOL!! That should sooooo be a youtube moment...hint hint!
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Ellen: "Um, someone messed up the teleprompter...that is not what I am supposed to say!! Simon, if you've got something to say to Ryan, just tell him to his face! Don't use me to try to relay the message 'by accident'!"
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Ellen: "Megan, turn around, you're missing the show!! I know you like my show better, but I promise I'm not doing one right now, I'm just sitting here. And if you call that a show, then I must be easily amusing."
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Ellen: "What if the ring didn't fit, wouldn't that be horrible?"
Portia: "Ellen, you are so bad!!"
Ellen: "I know, but you still love me, don't you?"
Portia: "Well, I don't usually love bad people, but I guess I'll make an exception this time...I do!!"
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Ellen: "Honey, isn't that our hotel up ahead?"
Portia: "Yeah, why?"
Ellen: "Isn't that your underwear hanging from the line up there?"
Portia: "OMG, I can't believe housekeeping went so far as to do our laundry!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, and hang it up...HA!"
Portia: "That's so not funny!"
Ellen: "Oh c'mon, when are Ellen underwear ever NOT funny? Besides, it could be good promotion for the show!!"
Portia: "Oh, well I'm 'sooooo' glad I could help!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaBookSoup6-10-0711.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBookSoup6-10-0711.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, how did you get paint all over your pants?
Ellen: "I think the better question is how did YOU get paint all over my pants!!"
Portia: "Me?"
Ellen: "Uh huh!!"
Portia: "I don't remember doing that!"
Ellen: "Neither do I, I was just testing you. Actually, I thought it would be fun to splatter paint the wall in the downstairs guest bedroom when we painted it a few weeks ago."
Portia: "But we painted the wall a solid color."
Ellen: "Yeah, it seemed that the paint only wanted to land on my jeans when I tried to splatter it. Solid coats are better!!"
Portia: "Not just for walls, but for clothes too!! BTW, you looked hot in that neon green polka dotted jacket at poker night last week!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-20-0810.jpg
Ellen: "I think I just overheard someone say they were serving jumbo shrimp inside!!"
Portia: "Wow, our future child is inside the Kodak Theatre?"
Ellen: "Very funny! Yeah whatever!! C'mon, before Tyra gets first dibs!!"
Portia: "Or before Rachel Ray pours EVOO all over them!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia5-16-0821.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia5-16-0821.jpg)
Ellen: "Hey, who took my Wayne Dyer audiobook out of the CD player?"
Portia: "I did when I went to the grocery store yesterday. I was listening to 'The Funny Thing Is...'"
Ellen: "Well, then that's completely acceptable."
Portia: "I still can't believe you had a conversation with a butterfly!!"
Ellen: "Honey, it wasn't real!"
Portia: "And yet, you made it sound like it was real...you're a genius!!"
Ellen: "I'm not a....awwww, you really think I'm a genius? That's soooo sweet!!"
Ellen: "You know, a lot of people are doing PSA's right now, and I would like to jump on the wagon. In fact here's one right now. "Hey kids, where sunscreen!! I'm Ellen DeGeneres and I approve this message."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/71.jpg
Ellen: "Can you please explain to people the concept of syndication? They don't seem to understand why I'm on CBS in one place, NBC on another, and ABC on another!! You would think it wouldn't matter, just as long as they could see my show! Geez, people are so hard to please!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1055.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1055.jpg)
Ellen: "What about the bar code numbers on the back? Do they count?"
I loved it when Ellen tried for so long to look like she knew what she was doing, and then she finally just gave up..."How do you know if you've won?" Her expression and everything...LMAO...Classic!! LOL!! That should sooooo be a youtube moment...hint hint!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/181.jpg
Ellen: "Um, someone messed up the teleprompter...that is not what I am supposed to say!! Simon, if you've got something to say to Ryan, just tell him to his face! Don't use me to try to relay the message 'by accident'!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/141-1.jpg
Ellen: "Megan, turn around, you're missing the show!! I know you like my show better, but I promise I'm not doing one right now, I'm just sitting here. And if you call that a show, then I must be easily amusing."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08107.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08107.jpg)
Ellen: "What if the ring didn't fit, wouldn't that be horrible?"
Portia: "Ellen, you are so bad!!"
Ellen: "I know, but you still love me, don't you?"
Portia: "Well, I don't usually love bad people, but I guess I'll make an exception this time...I do!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaRomeItaly7-1-089.jpg
Ellen: "Honey, isn't that our hotel up ahead?"
Portia: "Yeah, why?"
Ellen: "Isn't that your underwear hanging from the line up there?"
Portia: "OMG, I can't believe housekeeping went so far as to do our laundry!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, and hang it up...HA!"
Portia: "That's so not funny!"
Ellen: "Oh c'mon, when are Ellen underwear ever NOT funny? Besides, it could be good promotion for the show!!"
Portia: "Oh, well I'm 'sooooo' glad I could help!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaBookSoup6-10-0711.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaBookSoup6-10-0711.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, how did you get paint all over your pants?
Ellen: "I think the better question is how did YOU get paint all over my pants!!"
Portia: "Me?"
Ellen: "Uh huh!!"
Portia: "I don't remember doing that!"
Ellen: "Neither do I, I was just testing you. Actually, I thought it would be fun to splatter paint the wall in the downstairs guest bedroom when we painted it a few weeks ago."
Portia: "But we painted the wall a solid color."
Ellen: "Yeah, it seemed that the paint only wanted to land on my jeans when I tried to splatter it. Solid coats are better!!"
Portia: "Not just for walls, but for clothes too!! BTW, you looked hot in that neon green polka dotted jacket at poker night last week!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys6-20-0810.jpg
Ellen: "I think I just overheard someone say they were serving jumbo shrimp inside!!"
Portia: "Wow, our future child is inside the Kodak Theatre?"
Ellen: "Very funny! Yeah whatever!! C'mon, before Tyra gets first dibs!!"
Portia: "Or before Rachel Ray pours EVOO all over them!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia5-16-0821.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Portia5-16-0821.jpg)
Ellen: "Hey, who took my Wayne Dyer audiobook out of the CD player?"
Portia: "I did when I went to the grocery store yesterday. I was listening to 'The Funny Thing Is...'"
Ellen: "Well, then that's completely acceptable."
Portia: "I still can't believe you had a conversation with a butterfly!!"
Ellen: "Honey, it wasn't real!"
Portia: "And yet, you made it sound like it was real...you're a genius!!"
Ellen: "I'm not a....awwww, you really think I'm a genius? That's soooo sweet!!"