tcsced
09-23-2008, 01:47 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_jumping.jpg
Ellen: "Trampolines that throw you ten feet in the air are fun!! Ceilings that only go eight feet high are not fun!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys6-20-08151.jpg
Ellen: "Finally, it's my turn to get up here!! The View women take forever...I would hate to see how long it would take them if they won!! Actually, I guess not as long as they are now because complaining takes longer!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Simon.jpg
Ellen: "Don't let his smile fool you!! He's still upset with me that I didn't try out for American Idol last season!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ellendolly1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellendolly1.jpg)
Ellen: "What about your knee caps? Are they at least real?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_OrlandoTEDS3-28-0813.jpg
Ellen: "Would you like some water too? Okay, there's a big pool behind us, help yourself!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ga789074_0131.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ga789074_0131.jpg)
Ellen: "We've been to four stores and we haven't walked out with anything!"
Portia: "I walked out with my Birkin!"
Ellen: And that really is the most important thing, in't it!"
Portia: "Of course!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPCAs1-9-0748.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPCAs1-9-0748.jpg)
Ellen: "Wow, you have beautiful eys, Portia!"
Portia: "I bet if you look at them from straight ahead you'll see that too!!"
Ellen: "Hey Portia, why don' I like look into your eyes from straight ahead?"
Portia: "Wish I would have thought of that!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ga829703_0081.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ga829703_0081.jpg)
Portia? "Careful, they're shooting off fireworks!!
Ellen: "Why does that one say?'Please'?"
Portia: "I think Mama paid for that sign. Too bad she used our money to pay for it!"
Ellen: "Wait a minute, she used OUR money to pay for it and he's still writing whatever SHE wants him to write in the sky?"
Portia: "She must tip well!!"
Ellen: "Or we do!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_082146221.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/082146221.jpg)
Ellen: "Oh, Susan Lucci really shouldn't dance on the red carpet!"
Portia: "Why not? She's on 'Dancing with the Stars.'"
Ellen: "Not for very long!!"
Portia: "You're just kidding!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, I am, but it's fun to get people going, isn't it!!"
Portia: "Sure honey, whatever you say!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08145.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08145.jpg)
Ellen: "Hey Portia, what do you call photographers who take pictures of dogs?"
Portia: "I don't know...what?"
Ellen: "PUParazzi!!"
Portia: "Ha ha, that's good!! You know what you call the most beautiful woman in the world?"
Ellen: "What?"
Portia: "My wife on our wedding day!!"
Just amazing!! I love this picture!!
Ellen: "Trampolines that throw you ten feet in the air are fun!! Ceilings that only go eight feet high are not fun!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_DaytimeEmmys6-20-08151.jpg
Ellen: "Finally, it's my turn to get up here!! The View women take forever...I would hate to see how long it would take them if they won!! Actually, I guess not as long as they are now because complaining takes longer!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_Simon.jpg
Ellen: "Don't let his smile fool you!! He's still upset with me that I didn't try out for American Idol last season!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ellendolly1.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ellendolly1.jpg)
Ellen: "What about your knee caps? Are they at least real?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_OrlandoTEDS3-28-0813.jpg
Ellen: "Would you like some water too? Okay, there's a big pool behind us, help yourself!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ga789074_0131.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ga789074_0131.jpg)
Ellen: "We've been to four stores and we haven't walked out with anything!"
Portia: "I walked out with my Birkin!"
Ellen: And that really is the most important thing, in't it!"
Portia: "Of course!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaPCAs1-9-0748.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaPCAs1-9-0748.jpg)
Ellen: "Wow, you have beautiful eys, Portia!"
Portia: "I bet if you look at them from straight ahead you'll see that too!!"
Ellen: "Hey Portia, why don' I like look into your eyes from straight ahead?"
Portia: "Wish I would have thought of that!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_ga829703_0081.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/ga829703_0081.jpg)
Portia? "Careful, they're shooting off fireworks!!
Ellen: "Why does that one say?'Please'?"
Portia: "I think Mama paid for that sign. Too bad she used our money to pay for it!"
Ellen: "Wait a minute, she used OUR money to pay for it and he's still writing whatever SHE wants him to write in the sky?"
Portia: "She must tip well!!"
Ellen: "Or we do!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_082146221.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/082146221.jpg)
Ellen: "Oh, Susan Lucci really shouldn't dance on the red carpet!"
Portia: "Why not? She's on 'Dancing with the Stars.'"
Ellen: "Not for very long!!"
Portia: "You're just kidding!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, I am, but it's fun to get people going, isn't it!!"
Portia: "Sure honey, whatever you say!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08145.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08145.jpg)
Ellen: "Hey Portia, what do you call photographers who take pictures of dogs?"
Portia: "I don't know...what?"
Ellen: "PUParazzi!!"
Portia: "Ha ha, that's good!! You know what you call the most beautiful woman in the world?"
Ellen: "What?"
Portia: "My wife on our wedding day!!"
Just amazing!! I love this picture!!