tcsced
09-25-2008, 01:27 AM
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Ellen: "Look at our new HD TVs!! Fancy, huh? Now people will get a clearer picture of just how well I dance!!"
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Ellen: "Yes, I like puppies...especially when they sleep. Yes, I like big scarves. Yes, I'm a natural blonde. No, my wife is not taller than me. Yes, I have a talk show, and no, I have never fallen asleep in the middle of it, no!"
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Ellen: "Mary, that's what I did this summer!! Okay, so I just snorkeled a little bit. Who said being extreme was cool? Dancing is wayyyyyy cooler...so there!!"
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Ellen: "Can you tell me where the nearest car wash is? I have a dentist appointment and I don't want to spend my whole afternoon sitting in a waiting room. A car wash will do the trick for my teeth in about five minutes!! And then I'll still have time to go get new upholstery for the seats in my car!"
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Ellen: "I didn't know I would have to stoop this low to get on 'Will & Grace.'"
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Ellen: "I'm just chillin' here with my posse, you know, on my weddin' day! You know, it' all good! It's cool!!"
Portia: "Should I call a translator to help me out when we say our vows later?"
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Portia: "Karen thinks Smellevision exists now because we just walked by a Best Buy with a hot dog stand right next door!!"
Ellen: "She should do a Breaking News story on it! I just hope she isn't as emotionally attached to Smellevision as she was to the pumpkin shortage!"
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Ellen: "Where is Kingston?"
Portia: "I don't know, he was making a sandcastle with Gavin the last time I saw him."
Ellen: "Oh wait, there he is!!"
Portia: "Oh, up in the sand tower!"
Ellen: "It's a melted tower now!! Gavin just poured beach water all over it!!"
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Ellen: "Portia, do you have any cash? This guy says he needs his tip."
Portia: "But he wasn't our valet...OR our waiter...OR our host!!"
Ellen: "I've got a tip for him then!!"
Portia: "Just be nice to him....oh, look who I'm talking to!! I don't have to worry about anything...except of course this bug crawling up my pant leg!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0716.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0716.jpg)
Ellen: "Just a little more to my right."
Portia: "Honey, if I go any further to the right, I'm going to cover you up completely!!"
Ellen: "That's fine! I'd rather stand in the shade you supplied to me, rather than the shade supplied by the bushes!!!"
Portia: "As you wish!"
Ellen: "Look at our new HD TVs!! Fancy, huh? Now people will get a clearer picture of just how well I dance!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1077.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1077.jpg)
Ellen: "Yes, I like puppies...especially when they sleep. Yes, I like big scarves. Yes, I'm a natural blonde. No, my wife is not taller than me. Yes, I have a talk show, and no, I have never fallen asleep in the middle of it, no!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDSWebcam5-23-088.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDSWebcam5-23-088.jpg)
Ellen: "Mary, that's what I did this summer!! Okay, so I just snorkeled a little bit. Who said being extreme was cool? Dancing is wayyyyyy cooler...so there!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/41.jpg
Ellen: "Can you tell me where the nearest car wash is? I have a dentist appointment and I don't want to spend my whole afternoon sitting in a waiting room. A car wash will do the trick for my teeth in about five minutes!! And then I'll still have time to go get new upholstery for the seats in my car!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/19-202020Feb202000-11.jpg
Ellen: "I didn't know I would have to stoop this low to get on 'Will & Grace.'"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0887.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0887.jpg)
Ellen: "I'm just chillin' here with my posse, you know, on my weddin' day! You know, it' all good! It's cool!!"
Portia: "Should I call a translator to help me out when we say our vows later?"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/121.jpg
Portia: "Karen thinks Smellevision exists now because we just walked by a Best Buy with a hot dog stand right next door!!"
Ellen: "She should do a Breaking News story on it! I just hope she isn't as emotionally attached to Smellevision as she was to the pumpkin shortage!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0897.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaMalibu8-31-0897.jpg)
Ellen: "Where is Kingston?"
Portia: "I don't know, he was making a sandcastle with Gavin the last time I saw him."
Ellen: "Oh wait, there he is!!"
Portia: "Oh, up in the sand tower!"
Ellen: "It's a melted tower now!! Gavin just poured beach water all over it!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/2007-61.jpg
Ellen: "Portia, do you have any cash? This guy says he needs his tip."
Portia: "But he wasn't our valet...OR our waiter...OR our host!!"
Ellen: "I've got a tip for him then!!"
Portia: "Just be nice to him....oh, look who I'm talking to!! I don't have to worry about anything...except of course this bug crawling up my pant leg!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0716.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-0716.jpg)
Ellen: "Just a little more to my right."
Portia: "Honey, if I go any further to the right, I'm going to cover you up completely!!"
Ellen: "That's fine! I'd rather stand in the shade you supplied to me, rather than the shade supplied by the bushes!!!"
Portia: "As you wish!"