tcsced
09-28-2008, 12:07 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS42.jpg
Ellen: "I've been on hold so long I ran out of stuff in my pantry at home, the commissary here, and the fruit in my fruit basket in my dressing room!! The Anti-Dandruff is really good though, you should try it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1139.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1139.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, I told you not to straddle that table in your work clothes!! Oooh, someone's going to have 'fun' fixing that skirt...until they've had e-nuf!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_store.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_store.jpg)
Ellen: "Free groceries for everyone that gets in line for the next fifteen minutes!! OOPS, I didn't ask Telepictures if that was okay...I'm sure they don't mind! Get whatever you want!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_AppleRestaurant9-26-085.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_AppleRestaurant9-26-085.jpg)
Ellen: "Paris, I know you don't have any BFFs at all, but I already have a BFF...she put a ring on my finger!! I waited for you to be my BFF for a long time, and you missed out! You can be in my posse though...go talk to Andy back there...he'll tell you what to do...he'll even teach you how to text!! Because I'm sure you don't already know how to do that!"
Gosh, Ellen has some long fingers!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDSPromo072.jpg
Ellen: "Just in case you didn't know my name!! Oh, and BTW, check your local listings!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-06140.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-06140.jpg)
Portia: "You're gonna break the wall down between their dressing room and John Stamos's?!!!"
Ellen: Shhh!!! Don't advertise it!! I just think The View women can appreciate a good view, that's all!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-0840.jpg
Portia: "I want another ice cream, El."
Ellen: "Just hold your horses, honey!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08125.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08125.jpg)
Portia: "Your hair smells so good honey!"
Ellen: "It's the avacado!!"
Portia: "Well, I thought I saw a little bit of something green in your ear, but I didn't wanna say anything."
Ellen: "Well, gee thanks! I would have gone the whole day with avacado in my ear!! OH, and I do!!"
Portia: "We haven't gotten to that part yet, Ellen."
Ellen: "Oh, just wanted to be sure....SINCE I COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-07127.jpg
Ellen: "Ugh, someone else has a video camera!! I wanted to be the only one!!!"
Portia: "Oh Ellen, who cares honey? Craig has one!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but I'm paying him to have one! Who is that with the other camera?"
Portia: "I think that's a regular camera and the person taking pictures is Annie Leibovitz."
Ellen: "Ooh, quick...if we do something crazy and unique we might make it into one of her next books!!"
Portia: "Okay, you put on my dress and heels and I'll put on your suit!!"
Ellen: "Got any other ideas? I guess making it into another one of her books isn't THAT important!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGoldenGlobesAfterPar-1.jpg
Ellen: "I have a new dance move....it's called 'Tiptoe around a dress train!'"
Portia: "and if you mess up one of your moves, I'm sure Valentino will have a new dance move too when he gets the dress back...it'll be called, 'Stomp all over Ellen's tennis shoes!!'"
Ellen: "I've been on hold so long I ran out of stuff in my pantry at home, the commissary here, and the fruit in my fruit basket in my dressing room!! The Anti-Dandruff is really good though, you should try it!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS1139.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS1139.jpg)
Ellen: "Portia, I told you not to straddle that table in your work clothes!! Oooh, someone's going to have 'fun' fixing that skirt...until they've had e-nuf!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_store.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_store.jpg)
Ellen: "Free groceries for everyone that gets in line for the next fifteen minutes!! OOPS, I didn't ask Telepictures if that was okay...I'm sure they don't mind! Get whatever you want!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_AppleRestaurant9-26-085.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_AppleRestaurant9-26-085.jpg)
Ellen: "Paris, I know you don't have any BFFs at all, but I already have a BFF...she put a ring on my finger!! I waited for you to be my BFF for a long time, and you missed out! You can be in my posse though...go talk to Andy back there...he'll tell you what to do...he'll even teach you how to text!! Because I'm sure you don't already know how to do that!"
Gosh, Ellen has some long fingers!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDSPromo072.jpg
Ellen: "Just in case you didn't know my name!! Oh, and BTW, check your local listings!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-06140.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaDaytimeEmmys4-28-06140.jpg)
Portia: "You're gonna break the wall down between their dressing room and John Stamos's?!!!"
Ellen: Shhh!!! Don't advertise it!! I just think The View women can appreciate a good view, that's all!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaItalyFrance7-0840.jpg
Portia: "I want another ice cream, El."
Ellen: "Just hold your horses, honey!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08125.jpg (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-08125.jpg)
Portia: "Your hair smells so good honey!"
Ellen: "It's the avacado!!"
Portia: "Well, I thought I saw a little bit of something green in your ear, but I didn't wanna say anything."
Ellen: "Well, gee thanks! I would have gone the whole day with avacado in my ear!! OH, and I do!!"
Portia: "We haven't gotten to that part yet, Ellen."
Ellen: "Oh, just wanted to be sure....SINCE I COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaEmmys9-16-07127.jpg
Ellen: "Ugh, someone else has a video camera!! I wanted to be the only one!!!"
Portia: "Oh Ellen, who cares honey? Craig has one!!"
Ellen: "Yeah, but I'm paying him to have one! Who is that with the other camera?"
Portia: "I think that's a regular camera and the person taking pictures is Annie Leibovitz."
Ellen: "Ooh, quick...if we do something crazy and unique we might make it into one of her next books!!"
Portia: "Okay, you put on my dress and heels and I'll put on your suit!!"
Ellen: "Got any other ideas? I guess making it into another one of her books isn't THAT important!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_PortiaGoldenGlobesAfterPar-1.jpg
Ellen: "I have a new dance move....it's called 'Tiptoe around a dress train!'"
Portia: "and if you mess up one of your moves, I'm sure Valentino will have a new dance move too when he gets the dress back...it'll be called, 'Stomp all over Ellen's tennis shoes!!'"