tcsced
11-22-2008, 11:42 PM
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Ellen: "Mama, can you toss my a toothpick while you're up there installing the new overhead lights? I have a piece of my Altoid stuck in my back tooth!!"
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Ellen: "Well, I said I might be topless for this show, and while I'm not quite to that point, keep in mind I do not have my shirt tucked in and I'm about to be rolled upside down in this thing!! Oh well, at least Victoria Secret will be getting some free publicity!!"
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Portia: "Ellen, I was so frustrated a while ago because I could not find my favorite moisturizing cream to put on my hands, but now I feel all better!! This is wonderful!!"
Ellen: "Thank you honey! This is the best moment of my life!"
Portia: "Mine too!! BTW, your hands are really soft and smooth!! What kind of moisturizer did you put on your hands?"
Ellen: "Um....oh, I don't know, you know just some generic lotion, you know, um....the kind in a bottle, I don't know."
Portia: "Em hmmm...."
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Ellen: "So Portia, what do you wanna play...Roulette, Poker, Slots?"
Portia: "I wanna ride the big thrill rides again!! That was fun!"
Ellen: "Honey, Andy threw up and it took two hours to get all my hair back in place after those rides...we're not doing that again."
Portia: "Awwwww c'mon!!! Please?"
Ellen: "Well, alright, but not until after my comedy special tonight."
Portia: "Okay! And then can we play slots?"
Ellen: "I guess so."
Portia: "Oh cool! And then can we play poker?"
Ellen: "Sure."
Portia: "And then can we play..."
Ellen: "Jesus woman, how many cups of coffee did you drink this morning?"
Portia: "Um....just six!"
Ellen: "No wonder you got all excited earlier when I won only that $0.80 money voucher!!"
Portia: "Yeah, wasn't that amazing!!"
Ellen: "No, that was nothing!! And then I lost it, so it was even less amazing!"
Portia: "Wow, cool!!"
Ellen: "I think we found the winner for this month's High As A Kite contest!"
Portia: "Who?"
Ellen: "Mama, can you toss my a toothpick while you're up there installing the new overhead lights? I have a piece of my Altoid stuck in my back tooth!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/20112008_471.jpg
Ellen: "Well, I said I might be topless for this show, and while I'm not quite to that point, keep in mind I do not have my shirt tucked in and I'm about to be rolled upside down in this thing!! Oh well, at least Victoria Secret will be getting some free publicity!!"
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0867.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaWeddingDay8-16-0867.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, I was so frustrated a while ago because I could not find my favorite moisturizing cream to put on my hands, but now I feel all better!! This is wonderful!!"
Ellen: "Thank you honey! This is the best moment of my life!"
Portia: "Mine too!! BTW, your hands are really soft and smooth!! What kind of moisturizer did you put on your hands?"
Ellen: "Um....oh, I don't know, you know just some generic lotion, you know, um....the kind in a bottle, I don't know."
Portia: "Em hmmm...."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/20112008_1491.jpg
Ellen: "So Portia, what do you wanna play...Roulette, Poker, Slots?"
Portia: "I wanna ride the big thrill rides again!! That was fun!"
Ellen: "Honey, Andy threw up and it took two hours to get all my hair back in place after those rides...we're not doing that again."
Portia: "Awwwww c'mon!!! Please?"
Ellen: "Well, alright, but not until after my comedy special tonight."
Portia: "Okay! And then can we play slots?"
Ellen: "I guess so."
Portia: "Oh cool! And then can we play poker?"
Ellen: "Sure."
Portia: "And then can we play..."
Ellen: "Jesus woman, how many cups of coffee did you drink this morning?"
Portia: "Um....just six!"
Ellen: "No wonder you got all excited earlier when I won only that $0.80 money voucher!!"
Portia: "Yeah, wasn't that amazing!!"
Ellen: "No, that was nothing!! And then I lost it, so it was even less amazing!"
Portia: "Wow, cool!!"
Ellen: "I think we found the winner for this month's High As A Kite contest!"
Portia: "Who?"