tcsced
02-15-2009, 11:38 PM
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Ellen: "Hey, where did that guy get that bottle with his name on it? Hmmm....what a great idea for a way to sell my name! Now I just have to find a way to do it!! Hmmm...dancing? No. Straddling coffee tables? No. I wonder how I can get that product out there to the people one day."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS3311.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_TEDS3311.jpg)
Ellen: "Yummmm, this apple juice...I mean Jack Daniels is really good!! And anyway, so there I was naked, and...."
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Ellen: "I have time for a just a few more questions. Yes, the gorgeous woman with the blonde hair....no, I don't know where you put the Vegemite...it's your responsibility to keep up with the disgusting stuff. Yes sir, the man with the cell phone in his hand...no, we don't have time for a texting competition during the show...of course, if you're willing to do it blind folded, we might be able to work something out for tomorrow's show. That's all the time I have now...I must straddle my way into my chair."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0815.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0815.jpg)
Portia: "El, how old do you think some of these cracks are?"
Ellen: "Caesar put them there honey, I don't know...is that a pap over there?"
Portia: "Seriously, how old do you think they really are?"
Ellen: "Call Michelangelo...maybe he knows. Gosh, are they every where?"
Portia: "Yeah, look at all the cracks!! Isn't it amazing?"
Ellen: "Honey...you aren't....ah, nevermind."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly6-30-0849.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaItaly6-30-0849.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, this doesn't look like the Olive Garden at all!!"
Ellen: "I know, what a ripoff!!! I thought we were going to get some good Italian food here in Italy!"
Portia: "See if we ever come here again!"
Ellen: "Maybe we'll get lucky...maybe Mr. DiGiorno is the head chef at this restaurant."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia2-8-094.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_Portia2-8-094.jpg)
Ellen: "Honey, your boots are ripped."
Portia: "Really? Very good honey!! Now...what's wrong with my jeans?"
Ellen: "Well, smarta**...if you must know, it looks like you let Wolf help you do the laundry while you were using bleach, and then let him walk on your right knee!!"
Portia: "I know, isn't it cute? BTW, how much dirt did you roll around in in those jeans before we left the house?"
Ellen: "Just the dirt left over from your dirty boots you left out in the driveway...right next to your glass of sweet tea!"
What true love, huh? LOL!!! Seriously though, look at Portia's right knee...doesn't it look like a white paw print on her jeans? I wonder if that is accidental or if it was intentional...either way it's cute.:D:p
Ellen: "Hey, where did that guy get that bottle with his name on it? Hmmm....what a great idea for a way to sell my name! Now I just have to find a way to do it!! Hmmm...dancing? No. Straddling coffee tables? No. I wonder how I can get that product out there to the people one day."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_TEDS3311.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_TEDS3311.jpg)
Ellen: "Yummmm, this apple juice...I mean Jack Daniels is really good!! And anyway, so there I was naked, and...."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/Ellen_TEDS3233.jpg
Ellen: "I have time for a just a few more questions. Yes, the gorgeous woman with the blonde hair....no, I don't know where you put the Vegemite...it's your responsibility to keep up with the disgusting stuff. Yes sir, the man with the cell phone in his hand...no, we don't have time for a texting competition during the show...of course, if you're willing to do it blind folded, we might be able to work something out for tomorrow's show. That's all the time I have now...I must straddle my way into my chair."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0815.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaItaly7-1-0815.jpg)
Portia: "El, how old do you think some of these cracks are?"
Ellen: "Caesar put them there honey, I don't know...is that a pap over there?"
Portia: "Seriously, how old do you think they really are?"
Ellen: "Call Michelangelo...maybe he knows. Gosh, are they every where?"
Portia: "Yeah, look at all the cracks!! Isn't it amazing?"
Ellen: "Honey...you aren't....ah, nevermind."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_PortiaItaly6-30-0849.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_PortiaItaly6-30-0849.jpg)
Portia: "Ellen, this doesn't look like the Olive Garden at all!!"
Ellen: "I know, what a ripoff!!! I thought we were going to get some good Italian food here in Italy!"
Portia: "See if we ever come here again!"
Ellen: "Maybe we'll get lucky...maybe Mr. DiGiorno is the head chef at this restaurant."
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/th_Ellen_Portia2-8-094.jpg (http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/tcsced/?action=view¤t=Ellen_Portia2-8-094.jpg)
Ellen: "Honey, your boots are ripped."
Portia: "Really? Very good honey!! Now...what's wrong with my jeans?"
Ellen: "Well, smarta**...if you must know, it looks like you let Wolf help you do the laundry while you were using bleach, and then let him walk on your right knee!!"
Portia: "I know, isn't it cute? BTW, how much dirt did you roll around in in those jeans before we left the house?"
Ellen: "Just the dirt left over from your dirty boots you left out in the driveway...right next to your glass of sweet tea!"
What true love, huh? LOL!!! Seriously though, look at Portia's right knee...doesn't it look like a white paw print on her jeans? I wonder if that is accidental or if it was intentional...either way it's cute.:D:p