Sleeping at Work

[kadinstar]

What's the best way to sleep at your work desk without getting caught?

[AnastasiaBeavrhausen]

According to Seinfeld and George, have a carpenter build you a contraption under your desk that contains a cubbie hole for an alarm clock, a magazine, and a coffee mug. Then sleep away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W__qCFWi1KA

[DGenX]

here are my 'usefool' tips :D
1. place right hand on mouse, move it every few minutes as if u're still awake.
2. stare at yr pc.
3. keep eyes open (this takes practice but if u've done it back in school then u otta know).
4. occassionally blink to keep yr eyes from drying up.
5. every few minutes move some parts of yr face like yr jaws, eyebrows. if u 'accidently' nodding then swiftly, switch gear as if u're not sleeping.
6. finally, if u can lock yrself up in the toilet/store/pantry/copier room - go right ahead, just make sure u set an alarm no more than 15-20 mins, tops.
7. finally, finally don't get caught but if u ever, make sure u come up with a gd story like say yr zipper got stuck dats why u're in the toilet for half hr :p:p

[jlilest]

Telecommute? :uglyconf:

[kadinstar]

According to Seinfeld and George, have a carpenter build you a contraption under your desk that contains a cubbie hole for an alarm clock, a magazine, and a coffee mug. Then sleep away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W__qCFWi1KA

Oh I wish I could pull that off!

here are my 'usefool' tips :D
1. place right hand on mouse, move it every few minutes as if u're still awake.
2. stare at yr pc.
3. keep eyes open (this takes practice but if u've done it back in school then u otta know).
4. occassionally blink to keep yr eyes from drying up.
5. every few minutes move some parts of yr face like yr jaws, eyebrows. if u 'accidently' nodding then swiftly, switch gear as if u're not sleeping.
6. finally, if u can lock yrself up in the toilet/store/pantry/copier room - go right ahead, just make sure u set an alarm no more than 15-20 mins, tops.
7. finally, finally don't get caught but if u ever, make sure u come up with a gd story like say yr zipper got stuck dats why u're in the toilet for half hr :p:p

HAHAHA! That's great! You sound like a pro!

[drummonger]

Pair up w/co-workers and sleep in shifts, during 3rd shift. That's how we do it. I mean....if we could...:o

[irock4u]

Work for a sorry supervisor like this guy here and sleep right at your desk. Let the customer wake you :sfresse:

From what I observed in the past 2 weeks, this guy will lean forward really close to his monitor propted up on his elbow as if concentrating on something. He is in deep sleep. He doesn't move and he angles himself to where you can't fully see him. I noticed because customers come in and he rapidly jumps...too funny
He would be toast if he worked for me.:D

[arcticM]

that's how the pros do it:cool: