No seriously, what's that? I know I'm a little late in response, but I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore:
Ellen, I know you're 50 years old, and at this age some might feel a little "auntish". But really, my MOM has a better looking swimming suit and she has two grandchildren!
*sigh* that's it. got it of my chest. can go on admiring a woman with exquisite taste in interior design (my mom, in case you're wondering).