[JustAFeeling]

Originally Posted by misskitty

here is a riddle for you: There was a father and son out for a drive,and they get into a crash. The father dies,but the son is rushed to the hospital. He gets to the hospital and right away he is taken into the surgery. The Surgeon walks in and say's "Oh I cannot operate on him" why can't the surgeon operate on the boy? .................................................. .................................................. ..............................

BECAUSE THE SURGEON IS HIS MOTHER.

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Agree

[Jats]

Betty Jo passed away right sudden like, and Bubba, he called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "Down 'ere at the end o' Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her on over to Oak Street and you pick her up there. . .

[Jats]

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he? He only had two worms."

[bludflygrl]

Ok..this isn't a joke, but I totally cracked up when I read this.The title alone ...It's worth a click to see the mug shots..what a cute couple
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1217260.html
Flaming Tampons Attack On Car: Pennsylvania Police Arrest Quentin And Patricia Deshong HuffPost Weird News David Moye

"Flaming Tampon" might sound like the next indie rock sensation, but not in this case.

Pennsylvania State Police say Patricia Deshong, 25, and Quentin Deshong, 22, who were arrested Jan. 7 in in Metal Township, Penn., after allegedly attempting to blow up a vehicle outside of a bar using flaming feminine hygiene products, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The incident took place outside the Hillside Tavern at around 2:50 a.m., after officers got a report that a man and woman were allegedly vandalizing a green 2006 Ford Fusion car in the bar parking lot, the website reports.

Police officers arriving on the scene say they noticed the hood of the Ford Fusion was up and numerous hoses were disconnected, Z6mag.com reports.

Police allegedly found the windshield, rear window, and the driver’s side window shattered, as well as dents on the body of the car. Police also spotted blood on the front passenger seat.

In addition, the officers found ashes by the gas and oil caps and, upon further investigation, discovered a tampon near the was used in the engine compartment where the oil fill cap is located that detectives said were "used to possibly ignite the gas tank," according to the website.

A police document indicate a possible motives for attempting to set the Fusion on fire,Minyanville.com reports.


However, Minyanville notes that the vehicle belongs to 25-year-old Falon Clark, who counted Patricia Deshong as a Facebook friend and that hours after the Fusion was trashed, she posted a status update that she was “lookin for some revenge…”

Police allege the Deshongs were under the influence of alcohol at the time of their arrest. They were booked on a variety of charges, including attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. The officers also allege that Patricia was in possession of a license plate from the trashed Ford, as well as the vehicle’s registration card.

[Ania_A]

Big sale in one of Polish malls plus seagulls from "Finding Nemo!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLJqYCnmDmI

[Jats]

Here's a funny weather related message:

[misskitty]

Originally Posted by Jats

Betty Jo passed away right sudden like, and Bubba, he called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "Down 'ere at the end o' Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her on over to Oak Street and you pick her up there. . .

lol very funny

[misskitty]

Originally Posted by Jats

Here's a funny weather related message:

yea my friend had posted this picture on facebook LOL

[Jats]

Horror movies...