Favourite Ellen Quotes

[B*EDPD]

Hello everyone!

I'm a brand new member to Ellen-DeGeneres.com after much admiration of the forums

I am a heeeeeuuuge fan of Ellen and Portia and have collected much of their work.

Anyway, I'd just like to know what everybodys favourite quotes/moments from Ellen are.

Here's a few of mine:

Simon Cowell on Ellen -
Simon: "You know I like girls"
Ellen: "Uh-huh.... me too!"

Ellen (Sitcom), there is a blackout -
Ellen: Hello, anyone in the hall?
Adam: Ellen? Ellen, is that you?
Ellen: Adam?
Audrey: Ellen?
Ellen: AUDREY? (Imitating Audreys squeaky voice)

Ellen on vacation with Portia, approaching the island of Capri -
Ellen: Ready, go. 3, 2... Here we are, approaching Capri... Sorry. 3, 2... Hi, here we are approaching... Sorry. 3, 2.. We're now... 3, 2... Look at this! Isn't this beautiful? It's Capri, the island of Capri. Some of you might call it Capree, nuh uh.. there not pants, or a cigarette. Its an island, Capri. And we're sailing around it right now...... Looking for a parking spot.
(Also love the body language between Ellen and Portia in this video)

This one needs no introduction -
Right back at cha. KA KAA!

And, of course, my all time favourite Ellen quote/moment -
Ellen: So, I would like to say, right now, for the first time, I am announcing, I am getting married...

(I couldn't find a thread mentoining this so I made one. Sorry if I made a mistake).

[Charlie Brown]

Haha, love it.

"I--ppreciate it!" Friend and I always say that now.

Where's the video for Capri? I've never seen it before.

Great thread

[B*EDPD]

Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

Haha, love it.

"I--ppreciate it!" Friend and I always say that now.

Where's the video for Capri? I've never seen it before.

Great thread

Thanks!
Haha so funny! I say that too!
"You take that noise and you put it in your pocket/absorb it/save it/bottle it up/swallow it etc.."

I use that one a lot too :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOXo8DNlplA

Thats the YouTube Link for the Capri video. They went to more places as well. It was when they went on Vacation before they got married. I'm pretty sure it was to Europe, but im not fully sure.

(:

[Charlie Brown]

Originally Posted by B*EDPD

Thanks!
Haha so funny! I say that too!
"You take that noise and you put it in your pocket/absorb it/save it/bottle it up/swallow it etc.."

I use that one a lot too :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOXo8DNlplA

Thats the YouTube Link for the Capri video. They went to more places as well. It was when they went on Vacation before they got married. I'm pretty sure it was to Europe, but im not fully sure.

(:

Ah, thanks so much! ~watching now~

[B*EDPD]

Hi, me again. Just had one more Ellen quote from her sitcom that I think is good:

Audrey: So, what should we call you, gay or lesbian?
Ellen: How about Ellen?

I just think this sort of means not to judge by what the person looks like/what their sexual preference is/etc, but by their personality.


Love that quote

[shoop]

"I don't have a type. It took me this long to narrow it down to a gender."

[B*EDPD]

Originally Posted by shoop

"I don't have a type. It took me this long to narrow it down to a gender."

Ah, never heard that one!

Good choice!

[arcticM]

Originally Posted by B*EDPD

Ah, never heard that one!

Good choice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpHk...E4A429&index=0
at 6:33

[drummonger]

"Women... can't live with them, can't explain to the desk clerk why you only need one bed." From season 5 of "ELLEN".

[B*EDPD]

Originally Posted by drummonger

"Women... can't live with them, can't explain to the desk clerk why you only need one bed." From season 5 of "ELLEN".

:P GOOD ONE!