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03-09-2011, 04:01 PM
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Ellen Funny One-Liners!
A thread for Ellen's funniest one-liners.
Here's one from twitter today: @mishakim3 asks: How many fingers am I holding up? And Ellen responds: None. You’re typing. .
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05-09-2011, 05:21 PM
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@sarettaconki, says: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And Ellen responds: How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? .
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05-10-2011, 03:27 PM
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With JLO on the show today, this girl on twitter tweets the following:
@seastarb, says: Thanks for today's eye candy!! And Ellen responds: You’re welcome, but I’m on the show every day 
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05-10-2011, 05:11 PM
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@TaylorSwift13, says: Backstage at @theellenshow! She's the best. And has good dressing room snacks.
And Ellen responds: Those aren’t snacks. That’s potpourri.
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05-10-2011, 11:32 PM
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05-11-2011, 03:29 AM
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Liked this one too!
"Psst. Don’t look all at once, but The @SecretService is now on Twitter. Everyone be cool."
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05-11-2011, 10:24 AM
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hahaha this reminds me of an old episode back in 2005 when ellen read out loud a letter from the detergent "All"...can't remember what they were saying (something about a new detergent product ) but at the end they wrote "ps: keep it on the down low that we're watching your show during the work day"...and ellen had just read it out loud on national TV... 
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05-16-2011, 06:49 PM
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@ginnytracimaren, says: You're awesome. I mean, you're awesome ?
And Ellen responds: Thanks! I mean, thanks ?
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Ellen to @marieosmond: I love your brother but you’re my favorite.
...and in the next tweet Ellen writes to @donnyosmond: Your sister is amazing, but you’ve always been my favorite. .
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