l word quotes

[spikydykezoe]

ok anybody know any quotes from the l word show season 1 or 2 doesnt matter which would love to hear them and they can be from any of the cast not just shane even tho we all love her

[Diverse_Lindsey]

I haven't watched it in a while... :-(

Well, this is from Lisa the lesbian, "I'm her lesbian lover!" :-D

and Dana, "Who invited the straight people?!" :lol:

[spikydykezoe]

dana- Crispay

[HoJoFan]

after Alice's mother (Lenore) kisses Shane - Alice tells Shane "I'm really sorry you got Lenored"

[spikydykezoe]

Shane: I don't do relationships.

[Diverse_Lindsey]

I can't think of any!

[spikydykezoe]

Tina [joking with Bette about a last-name combo, Portard, for their child]: Hey, Poor Tard, how's your two moms, ya big gay-mo?

[JetGrrl]

Originally Posted by Diverse_Lindsey

and Dana, "Who invited the straight people?!" :lol:

geeky straight people
"now i have to hang off Harrison all night like some big fat hetero!"


Alice: "For your information, Dana, I'm looking for the same qualities in a man as I am in a woman."
Dana (with hand gestures, to Tina): "Big tits"


Alice: "Why is my mother such a slutty, slutty, chicken-chasing pervert?!?"


Tina: "Dana's really getting down with her bad self."
Bette: "Yeah well her bad self is gonna feel really bad in the morning."


Dana: "Just because you're riding a big fat weenie doesn't mean there's something wrong with the way the rest of us do it."

[JetGrrl]

Originally Posted by spikydykezoe

dana- Crispay

I love that bit, she looks all proud of herself for coming up with something new, and the other two give her this look like 'you must be joking.. no way' - I'm gonna record that onto my phone and have it as my message alert

[a_true_dory]

Shane - Alice shut up! I should be the one singing! your mother kissed me, alright!!