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 A Message from Ellen (29. September - 03. October 2008) |  I'm calling this week:
"Liars and Cheaters and Multitaskers... Oh my!"
First of all, this week I found out that one of my trusted writers, LAUREN POMERANTZ, is a LIAR! She told me she would rush the stage at the Emmy Awards and well, she didn't. So, I punished her. Then, and this wasn't surprising, I played a game with ALLISON JANNEY and she cheated again.
And as far as multitasking goes - that's my middle name. Ellen Multitasking DeGeneres. It's French. Anyway, this week I proved it. With the economy in bad shape and the state of the world the way it is, I've found that the best way to soothe your soul is with music.
-DOLLY PARTON came by and sang about Shinola.
-THE PCAT DOLLS sang and danced in outfits that could probably fit actual Pcats.
-KID ROCK kicked it with his whole band.
-And 8-year-old TIONE JOHNSON was here and sang for me. She's gonna rule the world one day.
Next week I've got some more music planned -- JOSHUA RADIN is gonna be here. He sang at our wedding. Also, JACK HANNA with some amazing animals, SUZANNE SOMERS (I don't think she's bringing any animals), JENNY MCCARTHY and JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS. Plus, in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we'll have an entire audience filled with breast cancer survivors. And by George, one of these days we're gonna catch George Clooney or my name isn't Ellen Multitasking DeGeneres.
See ya next week... Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (28. September 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Monday, September 29, 2008 @ 20:42:20 CEST
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| A Message from Ellen (22 - 26 September / 2008) | He took the bait! He took the bait! And by "he," of course, I mean George Clooney! And thanks to Kate Hudson, we're hot on his trail! He's not the only new neighbor I've made friends with. Here I am talking to Linda, the newsstand lady.
I also made a big announcement this week. It's too private to write about here.
We played another round of my new favorite game, "Aw Snap!" By the way, you can play at home with some apples, a life vest and one of those bungee cords that your dad uses on top of the minivan. Play nice, kiddies.
If you survived that... then here's a little surprise that happened on the show.
We've got plenty more surprises coming up. Next week, the amazing Dolly Parton is gonna be here! (Talk about Clooney bait!) And my arch nemesis/good friend Allison Janney will stop by for another challenge. Also, blockbuster-maker, lady-killer, Indiana Joneser, Transformer -- Shia LaBeouf will be here. (That's French for "The Beouf.") We just learned together!
If you need me, I'll be on my couch watching the Emmys... can't wait to see ya next week... gotta run, my popcorn's ready.
Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (21. September 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Sunday, September 21, 2008 @ 18:33:46 CEST
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| A Message from Ellen (15 - 19 September / 2008) | Well, the first week of Sexy Season Six is officially under my belt... or behind me... or, anyway... it's over. But it was a doozy!
MICHELLE OBAMA stopped by and danced with me. Who would've thunk she was a Jonas Brothers fan? I don't really blame her - I'm a Jonas fan too.
Then, I showed everybody pictures and video of my wedding. My mama hadn't even seen them yet.
Then suddenly, all my guests were in bathing suits:
- Olympic Gold Medal Beach Volleyball players MISTY MAY TREANOR & KERRI WALSH
- PAM ANDERSON
- Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer - JASON LEZAK
- Even me!
I also showed a bunch of my summer vacation footage. We were on Merv Griffin's yacht, THE GRIFF. All I can say is, "Amazing!" And, thank you to everyone at Merv Griffin Enterprises.
It was the first time I'd seen a lot of the footage. I'm so glad I can share all of this with you. You all mean so much to me. I know I'm married now, but next to my wife, you're my best friends.
I know you'll all be watching next week when we celebrate Sexy Season Six -- Week Two! With: Kate Hudson, Meg Ryan, Betty White, Nelly... and so much more. Plus, I can't wait to play my new favorite game again -- if you missed it, take a look at AW SNAP!
See ya next week... Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (14. September 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Sunday, September 14, 2008 @ 15:35:37 CEST
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| A Message from Ellen (08 - 12 September / 2008) | Season 6 is here!! I haven't been this excited since Santa brought me a Slinky. It's gonna be big... real big. And sexy... real sexy. I'm calling it: SEXY SEASON SIX! Hold on to your hot pants, the premiere show alone is gonna knock your knee-highs off!
On Monday, Michelle Obama will be here! I'm gonna dance with the potential next First Lady!
And, on that same show -- I don't even think I can tell you. You may spontaneously combust! Okay, I'll tell you, but I'm not responsible for anything that happens after that... the JONAS BROTHERS are gonna be here! All three of 'em. Are you okay? Good. That's just our first show.
Later in the week, PAM ANDERSON, Olympic gold medalists SHAWN JOHNSON (she's the gymnast), MISTY MAY-TREANOR and KERRI WALSH (they won for beach volleyball), and the amazing, LEONA LEWIS will join me. Plus a bunch more. I told you it was sexy!
It's also my first season as a married lady. I have some personal photos and video from the wedding that you won't see anywhere else, and I may even introduce you to the new missus.
I've got to go figure out what I'm gonna wear for the first show... I'm thinking fish-net stockings. See ya then.
Ellen
Related Links:
- Forum-Thread @ Ellen-DeGeneres.com
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (07. September 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Sunday, September 07, 2008 @ 13:21:36 CEST
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| A Message from Ellen (01 - 05 September / 2008) | Happy Labor Day weekend everybody! It’s funny that it’s called “Labor Day” – but everybody has the day off. It’s sort of an oxymoron – like “wild boar” or “jumbo shrimp”…anyway, I hope you’re all having a great weekend.
I like to get in front of the grill in my special apron that says, “SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE BETTER RICH…COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.” I don’t really cook anything on the grill. I just like to stand there in my apron with nothing else on. It’s a tradition.
I’m also gonna rest up a little because I’m starting Season 6 on September 8th. And it’s gonna be huge. My first guests: (I just made a drumroll sound on my coffee table) none other than possibly the next First Lady – MICHELLE OBAMA. And, (get ready) Jonas Brothers!! And that’s just the beginning.
I’ve got to run now… JCPenney is having a sale.
Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (31. August 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Sunday, August 31, 2008 @ 13:56:50 CEST
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