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 A Message from Ellen (03 - 07 November 2008) |  This week had all the makings of a great presidential election. It was splashy and surprising -- it had alarms, bells, whistles, rebuttals, screaming, and of course… deception.
And… an actual candidate! Democratic Vice Presidential candidate, SENATOR JOE BIDEN stopped by. He helped me make a big decision. And then it got splashy when he dunked a surprise guest -- JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS -- in our dunk tank.
All the ladies whistled when COLIN FARRELL was here! I'll kiss whoever I want… it's MY show!
Alarms went off when I thought we caught GEORGE CLOONEY in our GEORGE WATCH '08 trap! By George, it was another George. But I won't give up -- I'll get you GEORGE CLOONEY -- if it's the last thing I do!
I got to give my rebuttal to something Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin said on television. Again, I get to say whatever I want… it's my show.
The screaming started when I showed some scaaaaaaary videos. One of them is so good, I'm gonna show it over and over -- because you're gonna want to see it over and over.
We also played a great game of "Your Face Rings a Bell" when VANESSA HUDGENS was here!
And, we put a device in KRISTIN CHENOWETH's ear and sent her to the Warner Bros. gym. She had to say everything I told her to say. It was deceptive and hilarious! She forgot to take it out and I've been talking in her ear ever since… she's made a lot of friends.
Next week could be just as crazy -- CHRIS ROCK will be here! Plus ZAC EFRON! And I go clubbing with PARIS HILTON. I better find my mini-skirt…
See ya, Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (26. October 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Monday, October 27, 2008 @ 17:53:37 CET
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| A Message from Ellen (20 - 24 October 2008) | Can you smell it? Love is in the air. Our writer LAUREN POMERANTZ finally met the man who wrote in and called her, "cute and loveable." Yes, this week, KENNETH LABONVILLE was here! Their first date included a romantic lunch on Olive Avenue and a spirited game of, "Doughnuts for Dough"!
Speaking of "Doughnuts for Dough" -- the people voted and that's why we had to play it again. Democracy isn't always right.
The rest of the week made up for it:
- MARK WAHLBERG was here! He's adorable -- even with clothes on.
- DAKOTA FANNING stopped by. I gave her a driving lesson -- her first. Luckily, she won't be on the road anytime soon.
- LISA KUDROW and I hung out at Central Perk. She hadn't been there in years.
- We played a really fun game -- my favorite -- The Aw Snap! Game
- And I had the most hilarious time with DENNIS QUAID. I put a device in his ear and sent him to Starbucks where he had to say everything I told him to say. Not only does "Dennis Quaid Want Some Coffee," but he's also a lot of fun!
What a fantastic week! And there's more to come. Next week, Vice Presidential candidate JOE BIDEN's gonna be here! And COLIN FARRELL too. Plus, the star of "High School Musical 3" -- VANESSA HUDGENS. And, I don't know if LAUREN and KENNETH are gonna have a second date, but I'm gonna start knitting little booties for their baby right now. Auntie Ellen can dream...
See ya next week, Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (19. October 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Sunday, October 19, 2008 @ 13:25:03 CEST
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| A Message from Ellen (13 - 17 October 2008) | Oh, what a week it has been. Singing, dancing, dunking, oh my! Harry Connick, Jr. tried his best to dunk our friend Zach. Let me say this about his dunking abilities -- he's a great piano player. Julia Louis Dreyfus stopped by. She's a liar.
Actually, when I think about our week, it was filled with liars. Our writer -- and home wrecker -- Lauren Pomerantz was punished once again. And this time I got a professional to help me out. But I think Sheryl Crow wins the award for Best Dunk Tank Outfit. Don't believe me? How dare you.
On Tuesday, my new BFF Paris Hilton dropped by. We made a plan to go out clubbing one night. And we did something spectacular to try to get George Clooney out of his office. My other BFF who inspires me and is apparently inspired by my fashion sense stopped by. In fact, he inspired me to use his microphone.
Now, enough looking back. Let's look forward. And look who's headed right for us! Dennis Quaid, Queen Latifah, Lisa Kudrow, Kenny Chesney and Jesse McCartney. A little something for everyone.
And you'll never guess who gets in the dunk tank next. That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a "tease."
Oh, and how could I forget? We played one of the stupidest games of all time on the show. You can vote on whether or not we should ever play it again.
See ya next week... Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (12. October 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Sunday, October 12, 2008 @ 15:00:28 CEST
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| A Message from Ellen (03 - 10 October 2008) | I'm typing this letter with one hand because I'm icing my arm. "Why?” you ask. And to that I say, "Thank you for asking. And I'll tell you why... because you asked so nicely.” I'm icing my arm because we really kicked off Breast Cancer Awareness Month with a bang... or a dunk. I've been throwing pink softballs at people all week. Hear me out.
We had an entire audience filled with breast cancer survivors. We gave them a great surprise and then we unveiled our dunk tank. We're raising ten thousand dollars every time I dunk someone. So far, I've dunked two audience members, Jenny McCarthy, and Shemar Moore. And I get to do it all month long!
I also have a small headache. Steve Spangler came by with some science projects. He showed me an electric pickle, some disappearing ink, and he put me in a cloud.
And, my neck's a little sore from an owl landing on my head. My friend Jack Hanna brought over some animals. Amazing! And his toucan tried to eat my eyeballs. It's dangerous being a talk show host.
The good news is: I wasn't hurt when I got a surprise visit from Leonardo DiCaprio. That didn't hurt at all... am I right, ladies? He came by to premiere his "Vote PSA,” which I got to be a part of... Have you registered to vote yet? Go on now. Do it.
We've got another big, big week coming up. Huge, really. Kanye West is gonna be here! He'll show us the world premiere of his new video, plus, he's gonna tell us all about his crazy year of ups and downs, from winning Grammy Awards... to losing his mother.
Also next week -- Sheryl Crow, Christina Applegate, Paris Hilton, Mark Wahlberg and of course, I'll be dunking people all month long! Oh, I better find something else to ice my arm... these frozen peas are melting.
See ya next week... Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (05. October 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Sunday, October 05, 2008 @ 15:04:29 CEST
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| A Message from Ellen (29. September - 03. October 2008) | I'm calling this week:
"Liars and Cheaters and Multitaskers... Oh my!"
First of all, this week I found out that one of my trusted writers, LAUREN POMERANTZ, is a LIAR! She told me she would rush the stage at the Emmy Awards and well, she didn't. So, I punished her. Then, and this wasn't surprising, I played a game with ALLISON JANNEY and she cheated again.
And as far as multitasking goes - that's my middle name. Ellen Multitasking DeGeneres. It's French. Anyway, this week I proved it. With the economy in bad shape and the state of the world the way it is, I've found that the best way to soothe your soul is with music.
-DOLLY PARTON came by and sang about Shinola.
-THE PCAT DOLLS sang and danced in outfits that could probably fit actual Pcats.
-KID ROCK kicked it with his whole band.
-And 8-year-old TIONE JOHNSON was here and sang for me. She's gonna rule the world one day.
Next week I've got some more music planned -- JOSHUA RADIN is gonna be here. He sang at our wedding. Also, JACK HANNA with some amazing animals, SUZANNE SOMERS (I don't think she's bringing any animals), JENNY MCCARTHY and JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS. Plus, in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we'll have an entire audience filled with breast cancer survivors. And by George, one of these days we're gonna catch George Clooney or my name isn't Ellen Multitasking DeGeneres.
See ya next week... Ellen
Note: Text from Ellen's Newsletter (28. September 2008) |
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| Posted by vizitor on Monday, September 29, 2008 @ 19:42:20 CEST
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