Last week will go down in history as the week I discovered the Hawaii chair. ...Unless it goes down in history as the week I discovered the Tiddy Bear. ...Or the week we started playing the marshmallow game. Whatever it ends up being, I'm sure that people will remember for years and years, that this was the week that we had you saying, "Whutt The February?" By the way, I hope you're reading this while sitting in your Hawaii chair. Now you can read and work your abs at the same time! If you're reading this while driving, I hope you're wearing your Tiddy Bear.
If you're not going to drive safely, at least you can drive comfortably. Don't get me wrong, driving safely is important so if you are reading this while driving ...be sure to lock your doors. If you're reading this at home, lock your doors too. You don't want to end up like Brittney Strong. Wasn't that an incredible story? That's why I always keep my Hawaii chair collection in a special locked room. ...along with my Guitar Hero guitars. Did you see 11-year-old Kevin Shen's incredible performance? He practically melted the guitar. DeAnna Pappas just about melted when I broke the news that she was going to be the next Bachelorette