Well, it's been two days since DAVID BECKHAM'S been on the show. We counted down to his arrival -- it's only right we count away from it. I loved having him on the show. It was a real kick... get it? Kick... soccer kick. And after a lot of pleading, I finally got his shirt off. Never give up! Am I right, ladies?
I also scared the wits out of some viewers when I cut off Neil Patrick Harris' head with a guillotine. He's fine. I would never cut off a guest's head, especially when they're so funny and talented.
Also, I've been on my best behavior since DR. WAYNE DYER was on the show. He challenged the whole audience to keep a log of all the kind things we do. It's a great idea and I can't wait until the entire audience comes back with their stories. I guess I could add to my list: "Didn't cut Neil Patrick Harris' head off." That's a kind thing, right?